King: Hey Everyone I'm back on Xtreme due to a disaster that happened last week with McMahon 101. King of the Dead is in the ring and he says he's got a partner for me. Its all Xtreme Rulez people could die people can be injured anything goes all night long its not PG so its your fault if you bring a child and they see something bad.
King of the Dead: Well tonight its all Xtreme Rulez and someone will die I will make sure of that. I have even personally hired a professional. But before we do that I have a new member to join DX and me and him had our differences well welcome to DX (Triple H steals the mic)
Triple H: Well its TILLI! (Tilli comes out)
Tilli: Names Tyler for now on and this is my mark (CM Punk interrupts)
CM Punk: you have to be kidding me DX IS BACKKKK!!! And the Xtreme locker are sick of you guys running the show. So we did something we formed a group behind your backs called the Xtreme Defenders.
King of the Dead: Punk listen you need a good leader to form a group and theres no one in that locker room good enough to take on me.
CM Punk: arrr but on the contrary there is. Some one you was close with until you went to DX and he wants you back so he agreed with us haha. His name is JEFF HARDY!
King of the Dead: WHAT! (Jeff Hardy comes out)
Jeff: King of the Dead who thought it would come down to this me Jeff Hardy trying to take DX down and we know a lot about each other so there's no lower person in this war like Team Skitzo vs. team McMahon 101 but all I want is TFC back with King of the Dead on his own and not Triple H.
Triple H: Listen you are a young punk and don't deserve anything you're a disgrace to this company that you even held this title.
Jeff Hardy: king don't act like you don't care you want to super kick Triple H for saying that don't you. you want to tell him to Shut up I know you like the palm of my hand so why don't you.
Shawn Michaels: I think we're asking for a Super Kick.
King of the Dead: Wait Jeff I have someone he's going to kill someone well help kill someone for me and the guy he helps me kill might be you and well here he is. (Lights go out and come back on and The UnderTaker is standing in front of Jeff)
Jeff Hardy: Hahaha holy smoke it's the dead man oooh I'm so scared. (The phantom comes out)
The Phantom: Hey Taker I'm the real Phenom I'm the real Dead Man I'm the real UNDERTAKER! (The Phantom runs away)
UnderTaker: You are in a match against Tyler and your Royal Rumble entrance is on the line if you lose then Ric Flair enters the Royal Rumble and since its all Extreme Rulez haha. (John Cena hits the Phantom across the head with a steel chair. Jeff remembers Cena screwed him at the Anniversary and chases him)
Jeff hardy: I want a fight and I want it against ummmm JOHN CENA!
King of the Dead: let me think...... NO! but you will be in action against and this guy had to be XTREME to take you to the new level so you went to the XTREME with Steve Blackman now its time to go there with 27 time WWE Hardcore Champion RAVEN!!! (Raven Comes out)
Raven: you have something I want Jeff and that is a main event status so if I beat you here tonight in your specialty match I'm bound to get a shot for the world title. (Steve Blackman comes out)
Steve: I want a shot at Jeff to we deserve a rematch at the guy for taking not only mine but both our titles and look King Dead what ever you like to be called I think it would be the most Xtreme match ever. So we could very well kill each other most Xtreme why have that worried face you don't still care about Jeff do you?
King of the Dead: I believe it would be the most Xtreme match so ok. And Jeff your team wont last for ever. (Jeff Hardy punches King of the Dead with brass knuckles and runs off)
Crowd: JEFF ROCKS! JEFF ROCKS! JEFF ROCKS! JEFF ROCKS!
King of the Dead: IT'S WAR!!!
Triple H: Since I run this show the divas will be in a BRA & PANTIES MATCH FOR THE WINNER OF THAT MATCH WILL BE IN THE #1 Contenders match at the ROYAL RUMBLE!!! And a Bra and panties match is Xtreme.
King of the Dead: and also a ELIMINATION CHAMBER FOR A ROYAL RUMBLE ENTRY! I said it was going to be Xtreme no more Xtreme than a Elimination Chamber and it will be an XTREME RULEZ ELIMINATION CHAMBER! Now the people in there are the following names. Rey Mysterio, Marty Jennety, AJ Styles, MVP, Randy Orton and Shawn Michaels. (Christian Cage comes out)
Christian Cage: WHAT TH HELL I'M NOT IN THAT MATCH! I deserve as much as my brother and he just gets handed it I deserve to be in that Royal Rumble.
King of the Dead: Yes you do and you have been left out in a lot here in Xtreme so I'll tell you what I'll put you in a match with your brother and you get to choose any match.
Christian Cage: (Smiles) I want a TLC match with my brother Edge a match he can't lose in his own eyes a match I will win and laugh at him a match this Xtreme Arena has been waiting for a long time for.
King of the Dead: Glad to see you happy and that match will be later. Next we have Shannon Moore who has won a lot of matches and beat CM Punk so next will be a match where if Shannon wins he gets to go to fight Punk for his title next week but if he's not successful he will not have a title match all year.
Shannon Moore vs. CM Punk in a Xtreme Rulez match for a #1 Contenders match for the Xtreme Lightweight Championship
(Shannon Moore Grabs a mic)
Shannon Moore: its about time I got a chance to compete for a title. I see my mate Jeff winning shots at the World title and think one day just one day that can be me and now I'm going for a contenders match for the Lightweight well it's a start. (CM Punk comes out)
CM Punk: Im sorry to disappoint you Shannon but I'm not fighting but someone is in my place and you should know him very well his name HURRICANE HELMS!!!
Shannon: WOW!!!
Hurricane Helms: yep I'm going to take you out mate Just Saying.
Shannon Moore vs. Hurricane Helms in a Xtreme Rulez match for a #1 Contenders match for the Xtreme Lightweight Championship
Bell rings and Shannon punches into Helms and then Helms retaliates and the both punching into each other and Shannon does a suplex on Helms and when Helms is in mid air thumb tacs comes raining from his pockets all over Shannon and the floor. Helms then gets back on his feet and then reverses the suplex into his own. Thumb tacs get pushed into Shannon's back when he lands. Helms goes out side and gets a base ball bat. OHHH HE SWINGS THE BAT OVER SHANNONS HEAD! Bloods every where in that ring its what we call a blood bath. Shannon gets back up and goes out side the ring and gets a Steel Chair. Helms comes running from behind and Shannon hits him with the steel chair and then CM Punk comes from the crowd and Shannon swings the Steel Chair across Punks head. Kelly Kelly comes out and distracts Shannon but the distraction doesn't work he still hits Helms with the Steel chair and then he grabs the Xtreme Lightweight Championship from CM Punk and hits it across Helms face. Helms is busted wide open and he punches into him and bloods everywhere no sign of care from either one of them. Helms does a few upper cups to Shannon and then Shannon drops unconscious. Helms throws Shannon into the ring and covers him 1...2... OH KICK OUT! Shannon gets up and does a HALO!!! Shannon covers 1...2...3 WOW SHANNON DID IT SHANNON WON! THE WINNER BY PINFALL SHANNON MOORE!
King: wow what a match now that's Xtreme for ya. (King of the Dead comes out)
King of the Dead: well I can't have you on your own king so I have FIRED McMahon 101 from Xtreme and I have JOEY STYLES in his place.
King: Wow hey and Welcome to The Land of Xtreme Joey.
Joey: Thanks and I feel great to be at such a Extreme show it reminds me of the good old days in ECW.
King: Well next where going to have a BRA AND PANTIES MATCH AND WE GET TO SEE A DIVA IN THERE BRA AND PANTIES!
Maryse vs. Kelly Kelly in a Bra and Panties match for a chance to fight Melina at the Royal Rumble in a #1 Contenders match
Bell rings and Maryse slaps Kelly Kelly and then taunts her and Kelly Kelly punches Maryse and she goes down on her bottom. Kelly Kelly punches into Maryse but Maryse pushes her off. Maryse knees Kelly Kelly to the ribs. Maryse starts to kick into Kelly Kelly. Maryse starts taunting Kelly Kelly and does a elbow drop on her from the term buckle. Kelly Kelly rolls over and Maryse misses. Kelly Kelly trys to take Maryses top off but Maryse throws her off her. Maryse pulls a pair of scissors out of her pockets and cuts her top off. King: OH YEAH THERES KELLY KELLYS BRA!!! Maryse bashes into Kelly Kelly in a attempt to knock her out and Joey: OH MY GOD THE REF PULLS MARYSE"S TOP OFF! Maryse slaps the ref. look Maryse is scratching Kelly Kellys back. OH Maryse goes to take the pants off Kelly Kelly. And DOES King: OH YEAH KELLY KELLY HAS BEEN STRIPPED!!!! THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH MARYSE! (King of the Dead come out with a mic)
King of the Dead: Nice body Kelly Kelly and you to Maryse but I've been thinking a #1 Contenders match for the Woman's Championship at The Royal Rumble or a Woman's Championship match at the Royal Rumble and I think a Championship match will do great. So here goes Next week it will be Melina vs. Maryse in a Singles match and its to fight Trish Stratus and Chyna for the Woman's Championship. Trish is getting a second shot because she was the closest to get the title and I believe she deserves it. Next match is Edge vs. Christian Cage.
Edge vs. Christian Cage in a TLC match and if Christian wins he goes into the Royal Rumble
Edge brings in a Steel Chair in his entrance and runs in to hit Christian with the chair and Connects. Edge wont stop hitting into Christian and Christian might suffer a few bruises. Christian reverses a chair shot and HEY LOOK ITS ORTOIN SETTING A TABLE UP OUTSIDE THE RING AND THE TABLE IS RAPPED WITH BARB WIRE AND PUT ON FIRE!!! Edge then goes to do a clothesline to Christian Cage but CRISTIAN REVERSES IT AND THROWS EDGE IN THJE TABLE OH MY GOD!!!!! CHRISTIAN JUMPS OVER THE ROPE AND ON TO EDGE!!! Orton picks Christian and goes for the RKO and CONNECTS!!! Orton Grabs the mic.
Orton: This is all Christian is I don't under stand this match.
OH MY GOD ITS JEEF HARDY ATTACKING ORTON FOR INTERUPTING!!! Jeff grabs the mic.
Jeff: Hold up King of the Dead get out here. (King of the Dead gets out here and CHRISTIAN SPEARS EDGE INTO THE RING APRON)
King of the Dead: Jeff a match is going on and your interrupting in a match what do you want?
Jeff: I want to fuse mine and Christians and Edges match together to make a 6 man Extreme rulez match and I'll personally give my spot to Ric Flair and who ever wins this match gets to go in the Royal Rumble.
Christian: I don't agree you can't just take this away from me.
King of the Dead: I like it so here's what Christian if you don't get pinned you go to the Royal Rumble to how's that sound. Great Great I knew it.
Edge vs. Christian Cage vs. Randy Orton vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Raven vs. Steve Blackman in a Xtreme Rulez match
Steve Blackman doesn't come out... he still doesn't come out and King of the Dead goes looking for him and the camera follows King of the Dead and showing everything on the Titan tron. They find Steve Blackman laying on the floor with blood everywhere a Base Ball bat wrapped with Barb wire on the side of him. King of the Dead: well who did this I DEMAND ANSWERS! (Matt Hardy came)
Matt Hardy: Well I did it I'm sick and tired of being left out of things. You think I was happy that there's no titles for me its all my brother he has all the glory don't get me wrong I'm happy he's got all that but your missing others like me that's why Kurt Angle left Xtreme because of you because you didn't use him because you didn't see him as good competition unlike Kurt who quitted and decided to leave Xtreme because of you I decided to make sure I get noticed and doing this would help me get noticed so put me in that match and I will beat the Hell out of everyone including my Brother JEFF!
King of the Dead: Wow this guys not mucking around fokes he really wants that title that's around Triple H's Title say I will actually put you in that match lets see if its true that you can match up to your bro.
Edge vs. Christian Cage vs. Randy Orton vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Raven vs. Matt Hardy in a Xtreme Rulez match
Bell rings and EDGE SPEARS CHRISTIAN!!! Matt Grabs a steel Chair and OH HITS IT ACROSS JEFFS HEAD Raven goes in for the kill and punches into Jeff it's a 2 on 1 situation with Jeff its Matt with the Chair and Raven kicking into Jeff BUT OH MATT TURNS ON RAVEN AND HITS HIM WITH A STEEL CHAIR!! Orton goes for it yes he Punts Christian to the temple. Jeff Gets back up and jumps onto Matt and punches into him. Edge is outside the ring and he grabs a ladder from under the ring and brings it in the ring but Jeff wants it so their fighting over a Ladder and Jeff wins the fight by pushing the ladder into Edges face. Jeff Knocks everyone out with the ladder and then climbs the ladder. When Jeff is about to do a Swanton on Matt he takes a little bottle of oil out of his pocket and put it over him and then takes a lighter out of his pocket and puts himself on fire AND OH MY GOD HE DOES A FLAMING SWANTON ON MATT HARDY HIS BROTHER! Raven takes Jeff out of fire and then covers him 1...2... BUT EDGE STOPS THE COUNT! Jeff gets up and does a Twist of fate on Raven and when he gets up Edge goes for a spear BUT NO JEFF GETS OUT OF THE WAY AND EDGE WENT INTO THE TERM BUCKLE!!! Jeff does a Twist of fate on Orton and then does a Swanton on Matt. Jeff is going to win this match. HEY LOOK ITS TRIPLE H AND HE HAS A SLEDGEHAMMER!!! Triple H goes to hit Jeff with the sledgehammer but misses and gets some Whispering in the Wind and when he gets up MATT DOES THE SIDE EFFECT TO JEFF!!! Matt waits and connects with The Twist of Fate to Jeff But raven gets up and goes for Matt but matt throws him over the top rope. Orton gets up and Matt does a Clothesline to Orton over the top rope and then connects again with the Twist of Fate to Jeff. Matt covers Jeff 1...2...3 THE WINNER OF THE MATCH BY PINFALL AND GOING IN THE ROYAL RUMBLE MATT HARDY!!! Triple H gets up and then Shawn comes out with a mic.
Shawn: Hey Paul oops! I meant Triple H if I win this Elimination Chamber tonight I get to go to the Royal Rumble and that means I get to face you at WrestleMania 1 for that title around your waist. Now this might sound like I'm turning on you but I'm just saying we can't really trust each other when the world title comes into play.
Triple H: I thought you was in the Rumble.
Shawn: I am but I'm in there as a Return to the TFC match and King of the Dead if I win I get to choose any one in Xtreme to go there and I was thinking Joey Styles would be funny.
Triple H: Well Shawn I know what you mean but on the other side we can trust each other because although we could be in a match where we have each others backs till the day.
Shawn: sounds good.
Orton: HEY SHAWN FOCUS HERE! I'm your opponent tonight not him.
Shawn: (laughs) ok Orton what ever you say. (walks off)
Tyler: well I'm fighting next so clear the ring for me. I will be the next Champion as The Phantom will be kicked out of the Royal Rumble and he will have nothing to me.
Joey: Well that was a great match and that means one thing Christian and Matt qualifies to the Royal Rumble!
Tyler vs. The Phantom in a Xtreme Rulez Match and if Tyler wins The Phantom will not be in the Royal Rumble
Bell rings and the phantom seems to be playing with his tools and Tyler is shocked. The Phantom punches Tyler with Brass Knuckles so he was grabbing brass knucks. Tyler has blood coming up from his mouth ooh I think his jaw broke Tyler's getting up. And he then spits blood on The Phantom and its actually tomato sauce. Tyler Punches right into The Phantom and he wont stop Punching. Tyler then decides its time for some weapons and grabs a steel chair with Barb wire wrapped around it and OHHH IT GETS HIT OVER THE PHANTOMS HEAD!!! The phantom then gets up and punches Tyler so Hard Tyler was dropped on his back. The Phantom climbs the term buckle and the OH MY GOD FIRE COMES OUT OF THE TERM BUCKLE LIKE KANES ENTRENCE AND THE PHANTOMS ON FIRE!!! The Phantom is screaming in pain and Tyler takes the fire out and CLIFFHANGES THE PHANTOM and then covers him 1...2...3 THE WINNER OF THE MATCH BY PINFALL Tyler Grabs a mic.
Tyler: Well that's it for The Phantom and the Royal Rumble so Next is the Royal Rumble and Then WrestleMania and then The Challengers that come after me and my Championship. (lights go out and then come back on after a minute and there Is UnderTaker and King of the Dead in the middle of the ring and no sign of The Phantom)
King of the Dead: (smiles) Here we go the death of... THE PHANTOM!!!
The Undertaker: YES there up there he is on the TAKER T! (rises his hand and rolls his eyes back the lighting hits The Phantom) See he's burning hahaha bring the coffin out! (Some people dressed in hoods brought coffins out and Fire works happen and explode) RELEASE HIM INTO THE COFFIN! (Gets released from the Taker T and dropped into the Coffin and the coffin EXPLODES time after time) STOP NOW! He is dead for you OH MY GOD (Undertaker Tomb Stones King of the dead)
King: Holy smoke did I just see what I think I did. Did taker tombstone King of the Dead?
Joey: Yeah I think you did.
King: yeah Taker better watch out and that match was good.
Joey: That was a great match and now the Royal Rumble has one less guy but wont be for long as next is The ELIMINATION CHAMBER not only any ELIMINATION CHAMBER well you'd think a Elimination Chamber would be enough but in the eyes of King of the Dead he wants to go to the Xtreme of every match tonight so it's a XTREME RULEZ ELIMINATION CHAMBER!
King: your right Joey there is the most Xtreme match next and I think he'll have Management to deal with after today.
Joey: Yeah he has done what they have said not to and that's Have a Xtreme Rulez match on every match have death matches and stuff like that. King of the Dead hasn't been scared of Management at all and Skitzo has tried to put it in his thick skull that his got his job at High Risk at the moment and Skitzo would like to see King of the Dead stay as long as possible but when king does stuff like this he kind of could get FIRED and we know Mr. McMahon 101 loves firing people.
King: well here we Go Hells Chamber The Destructive ELIMINATION CHAMBER!
Rey Mysterio vs. Marty Jennety vs. AJ Styles vs. MVP vs. Randy Orton vs. Shawn Michaels in a Xtreme Rulez Elimination Chamber and the winner goes into The Royal Rumble
Bell rings and AJ Styles and Rey Mysterio starting it off. Rey goes in for the attack and AJ reversed it into a clothesline. AJ kicks into Rey but Rey reverses it and kicks into AJ. Rey does a huge kick to the ribs of AJ and then starts punching into the ribs but after awhile AJ reverses it and uses a 2 x 4 wrapped around with barb wire and WACKS REY ACROSS THE BACK!!! Rey's cut big time. BLOODS EVERYWHERE!!! AJ goes for a second hit to the back of Rey with that weapon but Rey reverses it. And connects with some WEST COAST POP! Oh the five count has started 05 Rey kicks into AJ's ribs 04 Rey punches AJ's in the back 03 then Rey kicks into AJ's leg 02 Rey did a huge right punch to AJ's face 01 Rey does a bulldog on AJ 00 Randy comes out and goes for Rey. Randy goes and does a Irish whip on Rey and throws Rey into the term buckle. Then Randy runs towards the term buckle and does a kick to Rey. Then AJ goes for Randy, but Randy throw AJ out if the ring. Oh the five count has started 05 Randy goes for Rey again, and starts punching Rey in the stomach. Randy picks up Rey and does a power slam 04 Randy picks up Rey again but Rey reverses it and does a kick to Randy's stomach 04. Rey then starts punching the back of Randy 03. Then Rey goes for the pin 1...2... Randy kicked out 02. Then Rey picks up Randy and throws Randy into a term buckle 01. Then Rey runs towards Randy and punches Randy in the face 00. MVP comes out and goes for Randy. MVP kicks Randy in the stomach. Then Rey attacks MVP. Then Rey some punches to MVP's stomach. Then Randy punches Rey in the stomach. Then MVP kicks Randy in the leg. Then Rey punches Randy's face. Oh the five count started 05. Randy attacks both MVP and Rey with punches 04. Then Rey reversed the punches and kicked Randy in the leg 03. Then Rey goes for the 619 on Randy. But before Rey did it Rey threw MVP outside the ring 02. Then Rey goes for the 619 and delivers it to Randy 01. Then Rey goes for the pin 1...2...3... RANDY ORTON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! 00 Marty Jennety comes out. Marty Hits Rey with a Baseball Bat. Marty goes after MVP with the baseball bat and MVP HITS A GUITAR OVER MARTYS HEAD!!! Marty is Knocked out and MVP covers Marty 1...2... NO MARTY KICKED OUT!!! OH MY GOD ALL SUPERSTARS AJ REY AND MARTY ARE ATACKING MVP WITH WEAPONS! And MVP has been busted wide open. They throw MVP outside and rub his head on the chains and then Rey rolls him over for the pin 1...2...3 MVP HAS BEEN ELIMINATED 05 Marty attacks Rey but Rey reverses it 04 into a hurricanrama 03 Rey kicks into Marty 02 But Marty reverses a kick and smashes into Rey 01 MVP attacks Rey as well 00 SHAWN MICHAELS COMES OUT THIS IS HIS RETURN MATCH!!! They all stop and look at Shawn and BANG SHAWB HITS MARTY JENNETY WITH SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!! Shawn covers him 1...2...3 MARTY JENNETY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!! Rey attacks Shawn and its Blow to blow to each other exchanging blows. Shawn does a clothesline on Rey and Rey falls down and Shawn is going to the Term Buckle DOES THIS MEAN YES HE GOT THE ELBOW DROP FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! OH HE'S TUNING SOME SWEET CHIN MUSIC AND YES HE CONNECTS 1...2...3 YES YES SHAWN TOOK OUT OH MY GOD AJ STYLES HAS HIT SHAWN ACROSS THE HEAD WITH A STEEL CHJAIR RAPPED AROUND WITH BARB WIRE!!!! Shawn is Knocked out and AJ covers 1...2...3 OH MY GOD HE DID IT AJ STYLES HAS BEATEN SHAWN MICHAELS HE TOOK OUT A MEMBER OF DX ON HIS OWN!!! THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL AND GOING IN THE ROYAL RUMBLE AJ STYLES!!! AJ grabs a mic.
AJ: I did it its my big push to the title I beat 5 men to do this I earned it! As Joey says OH MY GOD I FINALLY DID IT!!!! (King of the Dead comes out)
King of the Dead: Ok you won congratulation AJ you have finally won a match that earned you something. Well Vickie is still Chairman and I heard our chairman is going to be special guest on a live blog I think some SD blog with Josh Godwin or something well Im going to try and get there to ask WHEN IS 101 COMING BACK!!!
(Show Ends)



Excuse me!!!! Don't you listen to the FORMER chairman of TFC, McMahon 101, as he said not to have many extreme rules matches?!!!
Vickie Guerrero02:37 AM EST