The camera goes around the set and goes to McMahon 101, the chairman of TFC, who is sitting in a director's chair.
McMahon 101: "Hello everyone and welcome to a NEW edition of "McMahon's Mediocre Massacre". This is my talk show and I bring something new and different each week. Now today, I have Smackdown's star, Umaga, on the show. Also, if you have been following my talk show lately, then you know that The Great Khali tried and failed to order me a pizza. Luckily, War's GM Ecie has given it to me. I will talk about that later. First, I would like to say I hope everyone liked the Anniversary show from TFC. The Anniversary show marking the 7th month reign of this company. The live blog show was also a huge success. You can see all of the action and the end of The Brand War and which GM and brand out beat the other at this link. Second, see MY wrestling show this week, OWC, as we will see the biggest heel in TFC right now, CBM, go against the animal Mattattack. It should be a great night and I know I will be there. My assistant Vickie Guerrero hasn't been getting along with the TFC GMs and other stars of TFC lately. She is just trying to make the best of TFC and try to make my job easier, and I have to say she is doing a great job. Now, after a little update in part of TFC, let's go to The Great Khali." Khali walks on the set and sits on a bar stool. As soon as he sits down, the chair breaks. "Khali, what are you doing? Can't you think before you sit down?"
Khali: "sa ei dkfj dgag!!!"
McMahon 101: "I don't care if your dog peed on you because he thought you were a tree; well that is what I think you said. Anyway, after failing twice to order and give me a pizza, War GM Ecie, gave me the pizza. Now I have to say it was pepperoni. I don't like pepperoni pizza, but it passed. I ate it. I was waiting for one for so long. Khali, I know there aren't many people of your kind. I mean, there are some left on those Gecko commercials....you know....the cavemen. I couldn't get them but I got someone else. Khali, please meet Smackdown's star, Umaga." Umaga comes on the set. Khali know sits on a couch, that can hold him and across from him, Umaga sits on a couch. In between them is a coffee table. "Umaga, nice for you to come here, and thanks Skitzo for allowing me to have Umaga."
Umaga: "daei gae donta sdfi egt."
McMahon 101: "Really! I never knew that." McMahon looks to a side camera and raises his eye brows. "Anyway, I would like you to meet Khali. Khali, please meet Umaga." Both stare at each other.
Umaga: "sidf wenad fasd?"
Khali: "dkfa dfwien dub pej awejd fubg!"
Umaga: "eodf!!!! Sdfjas fdjo weyouqp."
Khali: "I kowen s aeit ahf pizzae."
Umaga: "Ie wantse somese pizzaes."
McMahon 101: "I see you to are having a good time. Well, don't get to close to each other, don't need a freak born on my show, I mean that is not what this show is about." (After saying the sentence, McMahon 101 looks at Jillian Hall and has a big but fake smile. "Khali, I know I feel bad for making fun of you and getting on your back.....well I could never get on that back......I would need a crane to lift me up there. I want to make it up to you. I wanted a pizza from you; well I decided to get you a pizza. I been searching around and I found out your favorite pizza. Come on crew, bring it in." They bring in an extra large pizza and put it on the coffee table. "I tried to look around for a pizza your size, but they said that the pizza was WAY TO BIG to make. I know this won't fill you up, but it's the least I can do." McMahon 101 opens the pizza box and shows the pizza pie. Umaga then looks at it.
Umaga: "PIZZAES!!!" Umaga then jumps up from the couch and makes a fist and punches the pizza. Pieces of the pizza fly in the air and go everywhere. "PIZZAES, PIZZAES, PIZZAES!" Umaga trying to say "pizza" and then grabs the pizza....lifts it up....and then throws it to the ground and starts stepping on it. Khali then stands up.
Khali: "WHATES AREES YOUE DOINGSS????"
McMahon 101: "What are you doing?"
Khali: "THATSE MYE PIZZAE!!!!"
McMahon 101: "Stop Umaga, Stop." Umaga stops stomping on the pizza and then looks at McMahon 101. "That pizza was for Khali. Well Khali, I am sorry for your pizza, but now you know how I feel. Well thanks for my guests and see all of you next time." The shot fades and goes to the graphic.



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