(Jr:....."Hello Folks and Welcome To Friday Night SMACKDOWN!!!!!
....Tonight...I have only been informed of One match and that is the Number One Contenders match for the Tag Team Titles....between LAX....AND.... Cryme Tyme.....But other than that i do not know.....Our GM Skitzo was Brutally Stunnered by Stone Cold Steve Austin last week......Due to that injury.....Skitzo will not be here tonight on SmackDown and will not be Competing at The anniversary show against Ecie and King Of The Dead.......we Wish Skitzo the best in his recovery and hope it is a speedy one!!!!...........However in Skitzo's absence here on SmackDown ....He shocked us all and left Mick Foley in charge........Mick Foley and Skitzo had been fooling us all when he Planted Foley into the Mob and made sure that they destructed and that is exactly what happened last week.........

(Just then JBL's Music Hits......he comes out to the ring with a mic)

(JBL:..."Hello.......and let me be the first on congatulating....MYSELF........On becoming ....YOUR NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!.........I AM A WRESTLING ........GOD!!!!!
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(Intermin GM Mick Foley intterupts JBL)

(Foley:...."Hey JBL!!!.......Remember....when i told you......that you were gonna lose your title this week........Well......There has been a little change in plans as i have made some aquisitions this past week.........You will not be defending you title tonight.....however you will be tomarrow night but i will announce all that later.......As for tonight.....you will be going one on one with SmackDowns Newest Superstar!!!....(Just then on the Titan Tron.....


.....Heyyy!!!SmackDown!!!!!!....Its GREEEAAAT TO BE ON THE SHOW  OF 2008......2009....JOE IS GONNNNA KILL YOU!!!!!!.........AND TONIGHT I START WITH YOU ....JBL!!!!!.......

(Fans go crazy....Mick Foley walks off in laughter....and JBL leaves the ring looking scared and angry)


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(Jr:...".....OMG!!!OMG!!!OMG!!!!.......Foley has signed Samoa Joe to SmackDown!!!!!!........And he is going one on one with our new World Champion...JBL.....I cant wait...HuH...What....WHAT NOW!!!!!

(Just then Chris Jericho walks out and has A mix in hand)
(CROWD BOOOOS FOR EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME)

(Jericho:..."SHUT..... THE ....HELL..... UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(crowd:..."BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

(Jericho:.....I SAID....SHUT ...THE ....HELL...UPPP!!!!!!!!......I AM SICK TO DEATH OF ALL YOU BRAINLESS,MINDLESS SHEEP!!!!!

......I am the greatest comodity that SmackDown has!!!!....I will not Be treated like some second rate superstar!!!!!!......I DEMAND MY ONE ON ONE TITLE SHOT!!!!!......I know i know......Skitzo told me that if i lost last week i would NEVER get a shot again .......but Skitzo is not here......So Mick Foley....woddle your way back out here and Give me my Shot right now!!!!!...

(Just then the fans start going crazy and Shelton Benjamin came out to the ring and started going at it with Jericho)

JERICHO AND BENJAMIN ARE ALL OVER THE RING TRADING RIGHTS AND LEFTS!!!!!!

(Again the fans go crazy as Kevin Nash makes his way to the ring)

KEVIN NASH HITS JERICHO WITH A BIG BOOT .......NASH TURNS AROUND AND GOES TO HIT BENJAMIN WITH THE BIG BOOT....OHH!!!BENJAMIN DUCKS AND HITS NASH WITH A SUPERKICK!!!!!!!JERICHO GETS BACK UP AND STARTS BRAWLING WITH BENJAMIN!!!.......NASH GETS BACK UP AND NOW ALL THREE MEN ARE JUST GOING AFTER EACHOTHER!!!!....

(Just then Mick Foley came back out to the ramp and security rushed the ring and seperated all three men)

(Foley:..."ENOUGH!!!!!....I SAID THATS ENOUGH!!!!!........Look after talking it over with Skitzo....I have made a decision as to what our main event will be at the Anniversary show.....Myself and Skitzo are sick of the all three of you including JBL fighting over who the World Champion is.......So...we will find out tomarrow night....as It will be....A FATAL 4-WAY MATCH FOR THE WORLD TITLE......(Champ)JBL~Vs~Kevin Nash~Vs~Shelton Benjamin~Vs~Chris Jericho.....
....But as for tonight....you will all.....be in competition........Oh....and Jericho..........Your opponent couldnt wait to get into the ring with you.......so your match is.........NOW!!!!!!!..........

(..Batista's music hits and the crowd goes nutz!!)

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1.)~~Batista~~~Vs~~~Chris Jericho~~

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Batista came out to the ring like a man on fire!!!......He locked on to Jericho's eyes and as soon as the bell rang Batista charged Jericho........Jericho Moved and Batista goes shooting into the ropes......Batista comes back and Jericho Hits Him with a dropp-kick!!.....Batista doesnt go down.....Batista grabs Jericho by the hair and Grabs a hold of his neck and just pushes him into the tunbuckle!!..........Batista chokes Jericho's neck and starts Screaming in his face!!!!........(YOU WANNA MESS WITH ME?...YOU WANNA SCREW ME???........I DONT THINK SO!!!)
.......Batista then picks Jericho up and Slamms him down to the mat.....Batista then Started Pumping himself and the crowd up by Grabbing the ropes and shaking them like crazy........Jericho gets up and Triies to Kick Batista in the back of the knee but Batista sees Jericho and OHHHH!!!!!!.....Batista SpineBusters Jericho.....Batista goes for the cover....1...2...Batista lifts Jerichos head up and shakes his head as if he didnt wanna end it just yet.........Batista then picks Jericho up and throws Him into the turnbuckle.....Batista charges towards Jericho and tries for a corner closeline!!.....Jericho moves and Batista goes into the turnbuckle but catches himself...........Jericho turns around thinking Batista was hurt in the corner........Batista charges Jericho for the SPEAR!!!!!!.....OHHHH!!!!....Jericho Catches Batista and Hits him with the codebreaker!!!!....Jericho goes for the cover......1...2....No!!!! Batista kicks out.....Jericho looks like hes about to cry......Jericho then jumps off the ropes and Nails Batista with the Moonsault splash!!......Jericho again goes for the cover.....1...2....No!!!!........Batista kicks out.....It looks like Jericho is actually now crying!!.........He starts to complain with the referee........Batista gets up and Takes Jericho out from behind but Batista takes the ref out to....Batista picks Jericho up and Nails Jericho with the Batista Bomb!!!.....Batista goes for the cover........But the ref is down........Batista goes to pick the ref up.......Jericho slipps out of the ring and grabs a chair......Jericho comes back into the ring and Swings the chair at Batista ......Batista ducks and Kicks Jericho......Jericho dropps the chair....Batista Swings the chair at Jericho and Nails him.........(DING DING DING!!!)......The ref sees Batista hit Jericho with the chair and DQ's him
YOUR WINNER BY DQ.....CHRIS JERICHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(Jr:,.....Ahhh....dammit Jericho brought the chair into play and still won the match by DQ........That was a great match i cant believe it ended like that!!!
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2.)~~Kevin Nash~~Vs~~Vladmir Kozlov~~
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Nash looks upset as he walks into the ring......he puts his head down and awaits Kozlov to get in the ring......(The bell rings..)........and Kozlov and Nash lock up......Kozlov pushes Nash down to the mat.....Kozlov then Starts kicking Nash in the ribs.......Nash gets up and he again locks up with Kozlov......Again Kozlov throws Nash down to the mat.....
......Nash pounds his hand on the mat in frustration.....Nash then looked up at Kozlov .....put his head down....got out of the ring and walked to the back shaking his head......
...The ref counts....1....2....3....4....5....6....7....8...9...10..
YOUR WINNER BY COUNT OUT.....VLADMIR KOZLOV!!!!!....

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(Jr:....well ever since Nash made his deal with JBL.....He just hasnt been the same.......He knows that he is Not up to the same pace as these younger wrestlers on SmackDown.....And he was gonna retire.....Then he won the World Title .....but the clause in His contract with JBL stated he had to Give the championship to JBL........He could have retired as champion....But JBL had to have his way........I dont know if Nash will be in the right state of mind at the Anniversary show.....And is he even able to compete to win the title....Well we will find out tomarrow......
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(A video package is shown of The Sting & Stone Cold Rivalry)

Clips of  the first match....Austin wins.....sting extend hand out and Austin tries to Stunner Sting...Sting reverses into Scorpion Death Dropp

Clips of Sting interfering with Austins match  Cracking the ball bat over Austins head....

Clips of The second  match.....Sting wins by Scorpion Death Dropp

Clips of the second match......Steel Cage match...Sting wins when Austin Stunners Sting through the door.....But Skitzo orders the match to be restarted .....Austin wins By Stunning Sting 

Clips of Sting winning National Title...

Clips of Skitzo offering Austin National Title shot and Austin Stunnering Skitzo
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(Then at the end of the package......it said.....TFC ANNIVERSARY SHOW..........NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP.......NATIONAL CHAMPION...STING.....WILL FACE STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN.........IN A ..........LADDER MATCH!!!!!!!
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3.)~~Shelton Benjamin~~Vs~~Jack Swagger~~

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Benjamin and Swagger lock up and Benjamin gets Swagger in a side Headlock......Benjamin then throws Swagger into the corner......Benjamin then tried to connect with a big splash in the corner but NOOO!!!!....Swagger moves and Benjamin goes face first into the turnbuckle!!.....Swagger then Bounced off the ropes and took Benjamin down hard with a Closeline.....Swagger then picked Benjamin up and Hit him with a huge body slam........Swagger bounces off the ropes and OHH!!...a big Knee dropp to the head of the downed Benjamin........Swagger picks Benjamin up and tries to throw him into the ropes but Benjamin reverses and Throws Swagger into the ropes......Swagger bounces off the ropes and OHH!!!! Benjamin grabs Swagger and hits him with a Belly-to-belly Suplex!!!!!....Benjamin bounces off the ropes and Tries for a Flying leg-dropp....he connects!!!!!......Benjamin goes for the cover....1...2...No!!!!!.......Swagger kicks out.....Benjamin then jumped to the topp ropes ......Swagger gets up and grabs Benjamin......Swagger gets up to the second rope and has Benjamin set up for a Belly to Belly off the Topp!!!.........Benjamin starts Hitting Swagger with right hands ....Swagger lets go and falls off the second rope to his feet.....Benjamin starts to get off but....OHHHH!!!!!...Swagger jumped right back up to the topp and Suplexed Benjamin down to the mat!!!!......Swagger goes for the cover.....1...2...No!!!!.....Benjamin kicks out.....Swagger then Picked Benjamin up and Tried for the Gut Wrench PowerBomb!!!!!.....No!!!...Benjamin breaks loose and OHHHH!!!!....He nails Swagger with A SuperKick!!!!........Benjamin falls back down to the mat along with Swagger.........Both men are slow to get to their feet......Benjamin gets up and awaits Swagger who is on His knees........Wait a minute!!!!!....)JERICHO'S MUSIC HITS AND HE COMES TO THE TOPP OF THE RAMP)......Benjamin looks out at Jericho with anger on his face..........WAIT!!!.......Swagger takes Benjamin out from Behind......Swagger gets Benjamin up and OHHHH!!!!!....He nails Benjamin with the Gut Wrench Powerbomb!!!!!.....Swagger goes for the cover....1....2.....3...!!!
YOUR WINNER....JACK SWAGGER!!!!!!!!!
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(Jr:...Dammit....Jericho again screws another superstar out of victory!!!!!......I HOPE JERICHO GETS WHAT IS COMING TO HIM AT THE ANNIVERSARY SHOW!!!!
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4.)~# 1 Contenders match for the Tag Team Championships~
~~~~~~~~LAX~~~~~vS~~~~~Cryme Tyme~~~~~~~~~~
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Hernandez and Shad started the match off ......(The fans start chanting .....LAX........LETS GO CRYME TYME)
They lock up and Shad throws Hernandez into the ropes......Hernandez comes back and OHH!!!!! Hernandez takes down shad with a head butt to the shoulder!!!!.......Hernandez then picked Shad up and Threw him over the topp rope......Hernandez backs up Bounces off the ropes and OHHHHHHH!!!!!!......SUPER-MEX.Hernandez flys over the topp and takes Shad down!!!!!!!!...Hernandez then Got into the ring and tagged in Homicide......Homiced Got to the topp turnbuckle and OOOOOHH!!!!.....Homicide jumped off to the outside and Hit Shad with a hurricanranna!!!!!!........Homicide jumps back into the ring and starts Celebrating........JTG jumps over the ropes and Droppkicks Homicide from behind!!.....Homicide goes into the second rope face first......JTG then Bounced off the ropes and Jumped on Homicide 's back while he wes rested on the ropes..........Shad comes back into the ring and Picks Homicide up......He picks Him up and lifts him over his head......Shad lets go and Homicide is dropped down to the mat!!........Shad tags in JTG.....JTG bounces off the ropes from the outside coming in and connecting on Homicide with a legdropp!!!!..JTG picks Up Homicide and throws a right hand Homicide ducks and Bounces off the ropes....OHHH!!!! JTG nails Homicide with a Big DDT!!!!......JTG goes to the topp and tries for a moonsault Splash on Homicide!!!......No!!!! Homicide moves and JTG splashes on the mat!!....Homicide Bounces off the ropes and while JTG was getting up Homicide Connected with a Swinging DDT!!!!......Homicide then Picked up JTG and went for the Gringo Killer!!!!....Gets out of It and tries for the G9!!!!.....Homicide Gets out of it and hits JTG with a neckbreaker.........Shad comes in the ring to take out Homicide but OHHH!!!!!!.....Hernandez comes in and Takes out Shad with a shoulder block before he got to Homicide.......Homicide picks up JTG ........he connects THE GRINGO KILLER!!!!!.....1...2...3.
YOUR WINNERS...AND NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS.....FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES!!!!......LAX!!!!!
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(Jr:....what a match...looks like it will be LAX to face Miz an Morrison for the Tag Titles Next Week!!.....
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5.)~~~~~~~~MAIN EVENT~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      ~~Samoa Joe~~Vs~~JBL~~~(World Champ)
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Joe and JBL met up in the middle of the ring.....and Joe Looked like he was about to explode!!!......JBL lookded nervous.....The bell rings and they Lock Up........Joe throws JBL back then Kicks Him in the gut....Joe Bounces off the ropes then...OHHH!!!!....Joe connects a big knee to JBL's face!!!...JBL goes down.....Joe again bounces off the ropes and OHH!!!!....He lands on topp of JBL with a Samoan Senton Splash!!!....The Triple S connects and Joe goes for the cover....1...2....No!!!.....JBL kicks out....Joe then Awaits JBL to get to his Feet.,.....JBL gets to his feet......Joe grabs on to JBL's throat from behind and grips on the Samoan Choke Hold!!!....JBL...elbows Joe in the head and joe breaks the hold.....JBL bounces off the ropes and tries for the CLOSELINE FROM HELL!!!!!......Joe catches him and OHHH!!!!!!....A HUGE BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX FROM JOE!!!.......Joe gets to his feet and tries to lock ion the Headlock again on JBL......he does!!!!.....Joes holds the Headlock on JBL for about a minute and a half......JBL then slithered his way to the ropes and the hold was broken!!...........JBL gets to his feet and joe tries to Pump Handle Slam JBL.....JBL.....countes with a LOW BLOW TO JOE!!!!!.......JBL backs up and bounces off the ropes and goes for a CLOSELINE FROM HELL!!!!......OHH!!!!!JOE CATCHES JBL AND THROWS HIM HARD DOWN TO THE MAT!!!!......Joe then Picks JBL Up and tried to hit JBL with the JOE BOMB!!!!!......JBL lifts up and flipps Joe over his head!!!.....JBL goes over to the turnbuckle and Gets on topp of the second rope!!........Joe grabs JBL and OHHHH!!!!!....MUSCEL BUSTER!!!!!!!JOE HITS THE MUSCEL BUSTER!!!!!....JOE goes for the cover....1....2....3...!!!!!........
YOUR WINNER........SAMOA JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(JR:...OMG!!!JOE WINS JOE WINS.....HE BEAT THE WORLD CHAMPION HIS FIRST NIGHT ON SMACKDOWN!!!........WELL FOLKS DONT MISS THE ANNIVERSARY SHOW TOMARROW NIGHT.....THIS IS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE TO.....WAIT WHAT THE HELL??


On the titan Tron were these words....

Next week.......ALL......your WORLDS are gonna change!!!!!!...
.......The MAN IS HERE!!!!!......
....THE CHOSEN ONE HAS ARRIVED!!!!......
...........BOW DOWN.............

Signed..........Yours Truly............TBK