The lights are on, the camera is focused, and McMahon 101 appears on the screen.

McMahon 101: "Hello everyone and welcome to a weird date as its January 9^th in 09.  I don't know if the number 9 has a meaning, but I think it means food, as finally I get my pizza that last week I never got all because of The Great Khali.  Right here tonight, we are having the War GM, Ecie, and The Great Khali on McMahon's Mediocre Massacre as they will go and get me a pizza.  Now we will be following them as they ride to a pizza restaurant as they have their own camera in their car.  Let's go to them now.

Ecie: "Hi McMahon 101.  Yes, we are driving to a local pizza place to get you your pizza.  We will be there before the show is over.  Oh yeah, The Great Khali has something to say.

Khali: "asfas jdfkjd fskjfoiuwef fihwh! Sdkfkas qiuu ajfpwae dif!"

Ecie: "How many times do I have to tell you?  Slow and small words!"

Khali: "soray! Sakdfj d is fdfPizzah!"

Ecie: "Well we are at here to get the pizza and we will talk to you in a little later."

McMahon 101: "Okay Ecie.  I am here with last week's success, Jillian Hall!  Hi Jillian."

Jillian: "HI MCMAHON!" As she says that, she smiles and talks louder than ever with her perky voice!"

McMahon 101: "Now, I loved your signing last week, in fact, I even showed it at last week's Slammy Awards.  It got a big ovation and big reaction.  Are you planning for your next music show?"

Jillian: "OH YES!  SEE MCMAHON, I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT ENTERTAINMENT AND WHAT TRUE TALANT IS!  I WON'T LET YOU DOWN, AND I WILL SING A SONG FOR YOU THAT I WILL WRITE."

McMahon 101: "Great, I can't wait.  See you later.  Oh yeah, don't thank me.  It was Vickie Guerrero's idea."

Jillian: "MAN, SHE MAKES A LOT OF DECISIONS FOR YOU!"

McMahon 101: "what are you talking about?  No she doesn't.  Well let's go to Ecie and Khali as the show is just about over."  The camera shot goes to Ecie and Khali but both are outside of their car.  "Ecie, why are you outside?"

Ecie: "hi McMahon 101.  Well I have some bad news.  Khali and I got your pizza, but we have bad news.  We can't give it to you."

McMahon 101: "WHAT, WHY?"

Ecie: "Well everything was fine when we were driving there.  We got the pizza and we were driving back."

McMahon 101 "YES.....?!"

Ecie: "Well Khali leaned over to get your pizza, as we got to the studio.  I couldn't see, since you know: Everyone says all women are bad drivers.  I guess they are right.  I couldn't see out of my car, and I wrecked."

McMahon 101: "Are you alright?"

Ecie: "Yes I am.  Khali is not though.  As you know, I was driving a car you rented for us, well I accidentally hit into khali's car.  He got all mad and left the rental car.  Actually, when he got out of the car, one of the tired popped.  It was a sight to see!"

McMahon 101: "haha, well that's what Khali gets.  He will be paying for that.  I think he should go on the seafood diet (when he sees food, he eats it)." McMahon starts laughing again and non-stop.  Well it looks like Khali wants the pizza more than I do.  That is all the time we have here tonight.  Thanks everyone and goodnight!"  The show ends with a McMahon's Mediocre Massacre logo.