(Jr:.."Hello Everyone and Welcome to Friday Night SmackDown!!!

(Skitzo:....."Thank you for once again Tuning into the Slammy Award Winning Show Of The Year!!!!......Tonight...I have got some great matches Lined up Bu.....(Just Then JBL's Music Hits and all of The MOB interrupts Skitzo)

(JBL,Jarrett,Jericho,Bischoff all come out to the ring)....

(JBL:..."Skitzo...Skitzo...Skitzo........When are you gonna Learn!!??!!.......It seems that once again......With exception of Chris Jericho.....None of The Mob is on the card for tonight.....

(Skitzo:..."Yes ...that is Correct.....You see.....Even though me and Chris Jericho may have our Differences......I actually RESPECT him......Jericho is a two-Time World Champion here on SmackDown!!......What have the rest of you done??.....Headlined a couple Big matches...YES......Headlined A couple big matches and LOST.....again....YES.....You dont come on my show.....Disrespect me.....and get oppertunities.....
(Jericho starts to smile)

(Skitzo:..."....Whoa!!.....You better wipe that smirk off your Face Jericho!!.....I may Respect you......But i also HATE you!!!......Tonight....you have a World Title Shot in the Main Event against the World Champion Kevin Nash and Shelton Benjamin .....But if you Lose......you will NEVER......get a shot AGAIN!!!!.....

(Jericho:..."...YOU CANT DO THAT!!!.....

(Skitzo:..."...I CANT!??!.....

(Jericho:.."N...

(Skitzo:..."Shut The Hell Up!!!!!....This is my Show.....You guys wanna threaten me and try to scare me out of my Job.....But i can Gaurantee!!....That will Never Happen!!!......One more thing i can Gaurantee is..............TONIGHT IS THE END OF THE MOB!!!


(Skitzo:.."...By the way Arent you guys forgetting Someone??....HaHaHaHa.......BANG BANG!!!

(The Mob Leaves in Confusion and Anger)

(as Skitzo goes back to the Announcers Table another Interruption occurs)

(John Morrison:..."....Skitzo!!!....Skitzo!!!......Arent you forgetting Someone!!??!!?.....Where is My World Title Shot??.....I guess you already Forgott.....That before Kevin Nash won the World Title last week.....I pinned him in the middle of the ring!!.......I DEMAND.....that you place me in the Main Event tonight for the World Title!!.....

(Skitzo....:.."Hahaha...You have got to be Kidding me right??.....Morrison .....dont waste my time with this.......In Fact!!....You and your Partner should be more concerned with the next two matches....Because.....Ive got 4 Tag Teams that want a shot at those Tag Team Titles........Matter a Fact......The first Team is ready NOW!!!!

(........BROOKLYN BROOKLYN!!!!!...)

OMG!!...OMG!!!!......ITS CRYME TIME!!!!!!!!....JTG AND SHAD ARE NOW ON SMACKDOWN!!!

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1.)~Cryme Time~~Vs~~Team 3D~
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JTG starts off the match with Devon.........JTG bounces off the ropes and connnecs with a Huge DropKick!!.......JTG then Bounces off the ropes again the OHH!!!.....JTG Nails Devon with a Big Leg Dropp!!....JTG then fastly tags in Shad.......Shad comes in and goes for a closeline on Devon....Devon ducks......Devon Bounces off the ropes then OHH!!....Devon takes down Shad with a Big Shoulder Block!!!......Devon then tags in Bubba Ray.....Bubba picks Shad up......Ohh!!!...Shad punches Bubba in the Gut!!....Shad then bounces off the ropes and OHHH!!!!...Shad nails Bubba with a HUGE BIG BOOT!!!.......Shad then Tags in JGT......Shad Picks JTG up......OHHH!!!!!.....he dropps JTG right on topp of Bubba.....JGT goes for the cover....1...2...No!!!! Bubba kicks out.....JTG then Picks Bubba up and throws him into the ropes....Bubba comes back and OHHH!!!!! JTG kicks Bubba in the Gut and nails Him with a DDT!!!.......JTG then goes to the topp!!..........OHHH!!!!...JTG goes for a moonsault splash on Bubba and Misses!!!!.......Bubba picks JTG up and Hits him with a scoop slamp!!!......Bubba goes to the Second Rope on the Turnbuckle............JTG gets to his feet and OHHHH!!!......Bubba jumps from the scond rope right into a droppkick from JTG!!!!....JTG jumps to his corner and tags in Shad!!!!....Shad runs in the ring and Picks Bubba Up then OHHH!!!! bIG sIDE slam!!!!...........Shad then runs over to Devon and Knocks him off the apron!!!....Shad then Tags in JTG again......JTG jumps over the ropes and Bubba throws a closeline at him....Bubba misses!!!!......OHH!!!!!...JTG Nails Bubbba with the G9!!!!!......JTG goes for the cover....1...2....3..!!!!!
YOUR WINNERS.........CRYME TIME!!!!.......JTG AND SHAD!!!
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2.)~ Crazy Samoans ~~Vs~~ L A X ~
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The fans in the arena went crazy for the first appearence of LAX on SmackDown!!!.........Homicide starts off against Manu......Homicide bounces off the ropes and OHHH!!!!....Manu Manhandles Homicide and slamms him down with a Huge Samoan Back Dropp!!!!......Manu then picks Homicide up and OHHH!!!!! HE again nails Homicide with another Samoan Back Dropp!!!.......Manu goes for the cover....1...2...No!!!!.....Homicide kicks out!!.......Manu then picks up Homicide and throws him into the ropes!!.....Homicide comes back and OHHH!!! He nails Manu with a Huge Elbow Smash to the face!!!.......Homicide backs up and bounces off the ropes again!!!!......Homicide nails Manu with a Enseguri kick to Manu's gut!!....Then Nails Manu with a big slap across the face.....Homicide jumps and tags in Hernandez!!!!....
Hernandez jumps in the ring and Nails Manu with a big Closeline!!!....Hernandez then Picks up Manu and throws him into the corner!!......Hernandez charges Mnau But Manu moves and Hernandez crashes into the Turnbuckle!!!....Manu then tags in Umaga!!......Umaga comes in and Takes Hernandez by the head!!.......Umaga picks Hernandez up and hits him with Belly to belly suplex.......Umaga then sets up Hernandez in the bottom of the Turnbuckle.....Umaga backs up ...Then OHHH!!!!....Umaga connects a huge Butt Splash into Hernandez's Head!!!!!Umaga backs up to do it again!!!......OHHH!!!!!....Hernandez moves and Umaga goes crashing into the Turnbuckle!!....Hernandez then tags in Homicide!!!!........Homicide Goes to the topp ropes and OHHH!!!!.....Homicide nails Umaga with a HUGE frog Splash!!!..
......Homiced picks Umaga up....Homiced Bounces off the ropes and OHHH!!!!!...Umaga nails Homicide with a Huge Samoan Spike!!!.....Hernandez jumps in the ring and closelines Umaga.....Hernandez then Nails Manu with a BIG BOOT and knocks him off the apron!!!.....Hernandez turns around and Umaga throws a Samoan Spike right at him!!!.....Hernandez catches Umaga's arm and OHHH!!!!!!!.......Hernandez picks Umaga up and Nails him with the Border TOSS!!!!!.........Homicide gets up and goes for the cover on Umaga!!!....1...2...3...!!!!!!!
YOUR WINNERS....L A X!!....Homicide and Hernandez!!!!!!!
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(Jr:.....Wow those were two great matches!!!!.......The debut of Cryme time and LAX were both Successfull!!!

(Skitzo:..."Well Jr.......SmackDown is indeed Dominate in the Tag Team Division right now......and the addition of LAX AND Cryme Tiime will do the division wonders!!!.......So Suck on this Morrison.....Next week.....Cryme time will face L A X and the winners will face you for the Tag Team Championships The next week!!!
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(Backstage Its the MOB talking with eachother)

(Bischoff:....Look we all just need to chill out.....He's not gonna do anything......We have the POWER......Chris Tonight...your gonna win the world title.......JBL AND Jarrett......your gonna get yours i promise.......

(JBL:........Eric.....where is Mick??.......

(Bischoff:..."....Im not sure.......I called him last night and earlier today and he's not answered or called me back.....

(Jericho:..."Look......tonight....its about me!!!!.....Its about My Third World Championship reign........You guys better stay focused.....If you guys mess this up for me i sware!!!...

(Jarrett:..."...For you?.......We are the reason that you even got that second shot at the World Title.....

(JBL"....Calm down jarrett

(Jarrett:...No!!!!......I wont calm down!!!......Im sick of this.....i joined this group so we could better our chances at glory.....And instead.....im doing everybodys dirty work!.....where is my Reason for being apart of this family.....What good is this doing me??!!??.......

(Bischoff:..."...why are you guys always breaking down??.....The second we were down with the NWO you guys cracked......and now that the odds are agains us....here you go again......Foley will be here....Skitzo is just trying to get inside our heads......just relax.....do the JOB!!!! we'll be fine!...
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(Jr:..."well it looks like the MOB is starting to crack under pressure.......

(Skitzo"......Hahah......i told you tonight would be the end of the MOB.....but it looks like they are already self destructing .....BANG BANG!!.....

(Jr:....why do you keep on saying that??

(Skitzo:"....Saying what??....

(Jr:Ohh Nevermind
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3.) Vladmir Kozlov~~~Vs~~~Stone Cold Steve Austin
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Kozlov locks up with Austin......Kozlov throws Austin down to the mat.......Austin gets up and locks back up with Kozlov....Kozlov throws Austin back down to the mat again!!.....Austin then storms Kozlov and OHHH!!!!!.....Kozlov hits Austin with a Big Boot to the chest!!!......Kozlov the roars out to the crowd(AGHHHHHH).......Kozlov picks Austin up then throws him into the ropes........Austin comes back and OHH!!!!!......Austin nails Kozlov with a huge Closeline!!!.....Austin then gets on top of Kozlov and starts hailing down right hands to Kozlov's face!!!!......Austin then gets up and throws down to Middle fingers To Kozlovs face and the crowd goes crazy!!!!.....Austin  starts kicking Kozlov in the chest Then Kozlov grabs Austin's foot....Kozlov takes Austin down to the mat then quickly gets up......they then lock up again.......Austin takes Kozlov by the head and gets him in a side headlock...Kozlov Pushes Austin off and into the ropes Austin Comes back and Kozlov goes for the Huge Head Butt!!!.....Austin Kicks Kozlov in the head....Austin then bounces off the ropes and hits Kozlov with a Closeline......
Austin gets up and picks Kozlov up.....Austin sets Kozlov Up for the Pile Driver.......No!!...Kozlov stands up and flipps Austin over his head!!!.....Kozlov picks Austin up  and slams him down to the mat with  a Huge Pump Handle Slam!!!...Kozlov goes for the cover....1...2...No!!!!......Austin kicks out.....Kozlov then picks Austin up and goes for the Reverse DDT!!.....No!!! Austin elbows Kozlov in the face....Austin  kicks Kozlov in the gut.....Austin tries for the STUNNER!!!!.....Kozlov pushes Austin chest first into the ropes.....Austin comes back and OHHH!!!!!...Kozlov hits the Reverse DDT!!!.......Kozlov goes for the cover...1...2.....No!!!Austin kicks out.......Kozlov lines up and waits for Austin to get up.......Austin gets up and.........STUNNER....STUNNER...STUNNER!!!!!!....Out of nowhere  Kozlov goes for the HeadButt and Austin Counters with a Stunner.....Austin goes for the cover....1.....2.....3.....
"YOUR WINNER...STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!!!!!!!!"
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(jR:...wow!!!...That was a great match 

(Skitzo:..."when i booked this match for tonight i had no idea that these two were gonna put on such a great match....Stone Cold has been working his tail off  and what have i done to show my appreciation.....Really nothing.....well im gonna do something right now....(Skitzo gets up and goes to the ring with Austin)

(Skitzo......Steve...im sorry.....You have been the most Under appreciated Superstar  in TFC lately......next week......You will be going one on one with Sting for his National Championship!!

(Steve Austin:.."...........................................

(Austin flipps Skitzo off and  hits him with the STUNNER!!!)

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(Jr:...Well folks.....it appears that our GM Skitzo will not be here for the rest of the night.......Doctors say he is suffering from neck injuries due to the Stunner from Austin......Skitzo did leave someone in Charge while he is gone.....but it is not yet known who that man is........

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4.)~~~~Television Championship~~~~~~~~
                
(Champ)Cody Rhodes~~Vs~~Kofi Kingston
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Kingston and Rhodes who have had hatred for  one another for sometime now came to the middle of the ring and locked up.......Rhodes throws a knee into Kofi's Gut....Rhodes then Knees Kofi in the head.......Rhodes then bounces off the ropes then OHHH!!!!...Rhodes kicks Kofi in the ribs while he's down!!......Rhodes then picks Kofi up and  goes for a suplex.....Kofi counters into a Scool Boy rollup pin....1....2...No!!!.....Rhodes kicks out.....Kofi then Bounces off the ropes and nails Rhodes with a Huge Jumping closeline!!!.....Kofi then  Bounces off the ropes then....BOOM BOOM!!!....Kofi nails Rhodes with a double leg leg dropp!!!....Kofi then goes to the topp ropes!!......Kofi Jumps down for a Senton Splash!!!.......Rhodes moves and Ohh!!!! Kofi crashes down to the mat!!!!.....Rhodes then  backs up and OHHH!!!! Rhodes goes for  his DDT But Kofi lifts Rhodes up into a suplex pin  combo.....1....2.....No!!!! Rhodes kicks out.....Kofi then gets up and Bounces off the ropes....Kofi goes for the Trouble in Paradise!!!!!.......He misses!!! Rhodes then  kicks Kofi in the gut and tries again for the DDT....Rhodes hits it and goes for the cover....1...2...No!!!!....Kofi kicks out....Rhodes then tries for another DDT......Kofi dropps down and Slaps Cody across the face!!!!.....Kofi then again bounces off the ropes and Goes for the TROUBLE IN PARADISE!!!....HE connects!!!........Kofi goes for the cover.......1....2....No!!!!!.....Rhodes  gets a foot on the rope!!.....Kofi then awaits Rhodes to get up again.......Rhodes gets up and Goes for a Huge kick to the head BUT OHHH!!!!!
...Rhodes low blows Kingston then rolls up Kofi and grabs the tights......1...2...3...!!!!!!
YOUR WINNER AND STILL TELEVISION CHAMPION...CODY RHODES!!!!!!!
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(We see JBL Talking into a locker room but  we cant see to who)|

(JBL:..."Look...we had a deal.......you know what to do!!!
You will Do this !!!!!!!!!!

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5.)~~~~~~MAIN EVENT~~~~~~~~~~~
    ~~~WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP~~~~
      ~~~~ TRIPLE THREAT~~~~
             

(Champ) Kevin Nash~Vs~Chris Jericho~Vs~Shelton Benjamin
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All three men came to the ring and looked around at eachother.....OHHHH!!!! Benjamin SUPERKICKS Jericho .......Nash then Big Boots Benjamin.......Nash then picks Benjamin up and Throws him into the ropes.....Benjamin then comes back and tries to cross body Nash But OHHH!!!! Nash sidelslams Benjamin!!!......Nash goes for the cover....1...2...No!!!! Jericho kicks Nash off Benjamin!!.....Jericho then picks Nash up and hits him with a DDT.......Jericho then jumps onto the ropes and OHHh!!!!....Jericho goes for a Moonsault Splash and Misses!!!!.........(Jarrett comes out from the back)
.......Jarrett takes the referee out from behind!!!....Jarrett then grabs a chair then Bashes Benjamin in the Head with it......Jarrett then goes towards Nash and Goes to hit him with the chair!!!!.....OMG!!!OMG!!!OMG!!!!.......Jarrett just Nailed Jericho with the Chair!!!!.......Nash then gets on topp of Jericho and Jarrett grabs the Ref!!!..........The ref counts ....1.....2.....3....
Your winner AND STILL WORLD CHAMPION.....KEVIN NASH!!!!..
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Jarrett leaves the ring.....

(JBL's music hits and he makes his way to the ring)

(JBL:"Nash.........Kevin Nash!!!!!........We made a deal!!!!........You were on your way out!!!!......and i came to you and Promised you a shot at the World Title ......But you had to lose it ........to me!!!.............I tampered with the drawings in the raffle last week and made sure you were picked......I took all the superstars names out......and i replaced them all with the name Kevin Nash!!!.....I got you your one last shot at glory.......now its time that you hold up your end of the deal!!!!......

(Nash puts his head down and wont move)

(JBL:...."...Look i made you a Business proposition and you better hold your end..........its time kevin.....Move or be Broke!!!..........

(Mick Foley comes out the ramp)

(Foley:...."Uhhh...Hey John!!.......Im not so sure thats how its going down

(JBL:..."WHAT  ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MICK.....WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL NIGHT!!!??............

(Foley:..."Well.....i dont really know how to tell you this......But ....the MOB.......was a Flopp from the beggining.......You see Skitzo told me to go undercover....and drive you down to the ground.......wich it what i have done!!

(JBL nails Foley with a Closeline from Hell!!!))

(JBL......"GET DOWN KEVIN!!!!!!

(Nash gets down and lets JBL cover him)


1....2.....3....
YOUR NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!!......JBL!!!!!!!!

         

(Foley gets up and grabs a mic)

(Foley:.......JBL........AHHA...AHAHA.....SKITZO WILL NOT BE HERE ON THE SHOW FOR A COUPLE WEEKS DUE TO INJURY......BUT IN THE MEANTIME.......YOU JUST CLOSELINED YOUR NEW BOSS!!!!!!!.......You better enjoy that Championship......Cuz Next week....YOUR GONNA LOSE IT.......BANG BANG!!!!!!!!