WAR (Smell of REVOLUTION In The Air)

Monday, Jan 5th 10:36 am EST

Good Eveing Ladies And Gentlemen And Welcome to another night of WAR live from Boston Mass.'

Tazz- Hello folks and Happy New Year. Tonight We have a contract signing The Undertaker From The Dark Ministry and John Cena From The Advengers. It is a match signing for REVOLUTION Ppv this Saturday. It seems that GM Ecie has brokedown and agreed to let them fight it out before the Brand War. We will find out more about it through out the broadcast. '

1.) Lita- This match is for one fall  The Rock and Hardcore Holly. Bellrings- Rock and Holly charge eachother Rock armhooks Holly and slams him down to the mat. Holly holds his head . Rock bodyslams Holly and pins Ref 1,2,.Holly gets a shoulder up. Rock strips off his elbow pad. Drags Holly to the middle. Rock gives Holly the Peoples Elbow. covers Ref1,2,3 Bellrings. Lita- Here is your Winn Rock grabs her mic. Rock- That's right your winner Kurt Angle I want you!!!!! To come out here now!!!! Kurt comes out . What!!!! In the hell do you want? Rock- I'm challanging you to a rematch for The Heavy Wieght belt. I want it and I want to win it at The Revolution this Saturday!! Kurt- I'll take that Challange But, how does it feel to want? What makes you think you can win this belt? Rock- What makes you think you are gonna keep it? With that Rock drops the mic and runs down to Kurt the start fighting throwing punches at eachother. Refs come out and break them apart. Both still tring to get the other(commerical)'

Tazz- What a New Year. Those two fought almost the whole commerical That is why we have people putting barriars and taping down the wires and so on We are going to take you in the back right now Khali and the GM Ecie are talking as you know Khali was on McMahon's new weekly show last Friday. Well here we go to that.'

GM Ecie- Khali I am telling you you and I have a guest appearance on McMahon101 Show this Friday. Khali- hdgdgfgyy hyfy hhy dds pooizz  gahggf juik. Ecie- Slowdown you know I can not understand you when you talk too fast. Khali -Hed wagts djf orgdergf pittza . Ecie- yes I know he wanted you to order a pizza for him. Tell you what we'll bring him pizza to the show. Alright. Khali- aloool brihgtfh theendf . Ecie- Ok then. Whew! Just comedown and we will be good on the show You won't get fired! Khali- Heedf  saihhtf hedftrv Firehhffjj miyff Ecie- He will not fire you He just said that for the show. We'll bring him his pizza and he'll be ok. (commerical)'

2.) Lita- This match is for one fall Rene Dupree and Rikishi. Bellrings- Dupree checks out Rikishi. Ask for the mic. Lita hands it to him. Dupree- Your body is so out of shape man. You can not beat me. It looks like you have had tooo many Cheeseburgers and fries.You look like a Butterball. I could beat you blindfolded. .... Just then Rikishi Spears Dupree. Dupree is down holding his stomache. Rikishi Jumps and buttbombs him Dupree looks like he is going to throw-up. Dupree gets up and goes to the turnbuckle. Rikishi throws a punch to Dupree's neck . Dupree falls. Rikishi sets Dupree in the corner and exposes his backend. And runs backward to Dupree. Dupree comes to only to be awaking by Rikishi slamming his face with his rear. Rikishi rubs it all over Dupree Ref rings the Bell Lita- Your winner is Rikishi due to a knock out. Rikishi takes the Mic. Well this Butterball just kicked your ass. (commerical)'

 

Tazz- We're back. We just heard some announcements for Revolution. Rock and Kurt Angle will be fighting For The Universal Heavy Wieght Belt. Orlando Johnson and Rene Dupree will be fighting for the International Championship. William Regal has challanged Mr Kennedy for The North American Championship. Kennedy has accepted. We still do not know what kind of match Undertaker and John Cena will have. We will not know to the sign right there in the ring and GM Ecie will the say what kind of match.(commerical)'

3.) Lita- One part of the tag team Champion Chris Beniot being walked out with Eddie Gurrero. Against William Regal. Bellrings- Beniot goes for Regals legs Regal pushes Beniot away . Regal grabs Beniot neck and take them both down o the mat. Regal sits on Beniot's back hold a tight grip on Beniot's face. Beniot bites Regal's arm. Regal lets go. Regal stands up. Beniot jumps up and grabs Regal by the waist and German surplexes Regal 1,2,3,4,5 times. Regal holds his back. Beniot puts the sharpshooter on Regal . Regal  does not try to fight just taps out fast. Lita- Here is your winner Chris Beniot.'

Interveiw) Shane- Cole is off this week but,will be here for the Revolution. I'm here with John Cena. John ,Do you know what kind of match it will be? Cena- No I do not. GM Ecie has said to both me and Taker that we will find out after we sign. Some how I believe that I am the only one that doesn't know!. Cole- Do you like GM Ecie? Cena- OOH YEAH!!!  That is one hot Babe . She can be above me  anytime.  .......... Just then they hear giggling around the corner. Cole and Cena go and look. It is The Undertaker tickling GM Ecie . They liplock, Taker whispers in Ecie's ear Ecie giggles again. Ecie- See you in the ring Luv. ..... Cena looks at Cole . Cena-  Damn. I never saw a deadman smile before.(commerical)'

4.) Lita- This is The Match Signing for Revolution ppv This Saturday. GM Ecie comes out. I like to welcome all of you here tonight. Tonight we have to 1st match signing on WAR after Undertaker and John Cena sign I will then tell them what kind of match it will be. First welcome John Cena to the ring. ...... John Cena comes out. Ecie- John have a seat right here. Now I would like to welcome The Undertaker. Taker comes out Cena stands up .They eye eachother . Ecie- Sit Gentlemen sit. SIT DOWN!!!! They both sit. Keeping an eye on the other. Ecie- Now Gentlemen here is the contract saying you both are willing to have the match at Revolution in whatever I might make that match. Now since you Cena have seem to start this whole battle between the both of you. You may sign first. ......Cena signs ........ Now you Luv errr  Undertaker....... Taker smiles then signs it tosses it back at Cena.......  Ecie pick it up hands it to Shane. ..... Ecie- Shane please put this in the safe I do not want anyone tearing it up.Shane takes it in the back where it will be safe.....  Ecie- Now Boys this is the match I want to have.   A BROILER ROOM MATCH it will be the first for WAR.  Not only that The one that loses will have to get rid of one of the Members in there group. The one that wins this match will pick who it will be. Plus the following Monday Night WAR The loser will have to do it in this very ring! ... Taker smiles .....Cena looks alittle worried.....  Ecie- Is there any questions ?????     Cena-  Yeah Ecie will you come and have a drink with me when I bet your man down? .... On that note Taker flies into Cena he flips the table . Cena and Taker are throwing punches . Ecie gets hit and falls Taker goes to her and kisses her making sure she is all right. Cena stops..... Cena- all man I'm sorry I would never hit a woman You know me . Taker- Yes I know you. I know it was a mistake but, it will be one you will pay for. Taker carries Ecie- out of the ring. Cena- Hangs his head . Tazz- You know everybody knows that was an accident but, Cena fells bad. Look it is all over his face. We Will have to see how things go at Revolution. Who will  be kicked out of Who's group   what a night.   Good Night Folks (END