(Jr:Hello Ladies and Gentlemen and Welcome to the First SmackDown Of 2009!!!!

(Skitzo:...Oh Jr......I have got something in store for everybody tonight that will shock the foundation of SmackDown...But First lets get to the action as We will have a 4-way Elimination Tag Team Championship match!!!!
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1.)~~~~~Tag Team Championship~~~~~~~
                 
~~4-way Elimination Tag Team Match~~~~~~

(Champs) Crazy Samoans Umaga & Manu~Vs~ The Outsiders Hall & Nash~Vs~Team 3D~Vs~The Miz and John Morrison
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The match starts off with Nash and Manu.........they lock up....Manu starts to throw Nash into the corner .....Ohh!!!! Nash reverses it and WHIPS Manu into the corner Hard!!!.......Nash charges Manu and Drives his Elbow into His Head........Manu Looks Wobbly....Nash Bounces off the ropes then..OHH!!!...Nash delivers a big boot right to the face of Manu sending him to the mat!!!.....Nash then tags Hall in......Nash Picks Manu up then Hall Kicks Manu hard in the gut!!.......Hall then bounces off the ropes then OHHH!!!!!....Manu Picks Hall up and delivers a Samoan Back Dropp!!!!!......Manu Tags in Morrison......Morrison Lines up across the ring ......Hall starts to get up.....OHHH!!!....Morrison kicks Scott Hall right in the temple!!!!!.......Hall is knocked out and twitching on the ground!!!!!........(Several Medics come into the ring )......(DUE TO INJURY TO THE HEAD....SCOTT HALL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED)...(Scott Hall gets Carried away on a stretcher)..............Nash Jumps into the ring and nails Morrison with a Huge Big Boot!!!......Morrison gets up.....Ohh!!!...Nash hits Morrison with another big Boot!!!.....Morrison Gets up again then OHH!!!!.....Nash nails Morrison with a Huge Side Slam!!........Nash goes for the cover.....1...2...No!!!!.....Miz comes in and Kicks Nash off.........Morrison goes and Tags In Bubba Ray from Team 3D......Bubba Ray Comes In and Hits Nash with several Right Hands........Bubba backs up and bounces off the ropes.....Ohhh!! Nash Kicks Bubba in the Head with a Big Boot out of Nowhere!!!!....Nash Picks Bubba up and......Ohhh!!!!....Jacknife PowerBomb!!!!!!...Nash goes for the Cover....1....2...3...(BUBBA RAY OF TEAM 3D HAS BEEN ELIMINATED)........Umaga jumps in the ring then charges Nash .....Nash moves out of the way then goes to tag in Miz.......Miz moves his hand and Nash Misses the Tag.....Umaga then Grabs Nash by the hair........Umaga goes for a samoan spike!!!!......No Nash Blocks the shot then Drives his Knee into Umaga's Gut!!!!.........Nash then Slaps Miz on the face tagging him in.......Miz gets in and gets in Nash's face Nash then pushes Miz back and OHHHH!!!!!!......Umaga hits Miz with the Samoan Spike!!!!!!!.........Umaga goes for the cover....1...2...3...!!!!!!....(THE MIZ HAS BEEN ELIMINATED).....Devon jumps in the ring and swing a right hand at Umaga!!!.....OHHH!!!!!.....Umaga blocks.....then a Huge Samoan Spike!!!!!.....Umaga goes for the cover....1..2..3..(DEVON OF TEAM 3D HAS BEEN ELIMINATED)........Morrison jumps in the ring then Nails Umaga in the head with a HUGE ENSEGURI KICK!!!....Morrison then Bounces off the ropes .....Umaga Catches Morrison then goes for another Samoan Spike!!!....No!!!!...Morrison ducks then OHHHH!!!!!!...MOONLIGHT DRIVE!!!!....Morrison goes for the cover...1...2...3!!(UMAGA OF THE CRAZY SAMOANS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED).........Nash jumps in the ring then Nails Morrison with a big closeline!!!....Nash sets Morrison up for the JackKnife PoweBomb.........Right as Nash was getting Morrison up ...Morrison Tagged Manu on the shoulder........Morrison Nailed Nash in the head with several right hands getting out of the Powerbomb!.......Nash then turns around OHHHH!!!!...Manu Takes Nash down with a big Samoan Super Kick!!!!.......Manu goes for the cover....1...2...No!!!! ....Nash kicks out.....Manu then bounces off the ropes and Goes for a Big Bell Splash!!......NO!!!...Nash Moves and Manu goes splashing into the mat!!.....Manu gets up and Nash Kicks him in the gut.........OHHHH!!!!....Nash hits Manu with the Jacknife powerbomb!!!!......Nash goes for the cover....1...2...3..!!!!!...
(MANU OF THE CRAZY SAMOANS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED)
Morrison Jumps in and hits Nash with a Kick to the Face!!!...
...Morrison goes for the Moonlight Drive!!!.....No!!!...Nash Throws Morrison into the ropes .....Nash kicks Morrison in the gut!!!....He sets up Morrison for the PowerBomb!!!......He Gets him up and OHHHH!!!!!!!.....Morrison breaks loose and nails Nash with the Moonlight Drive!!!!!!!...Morrison Goes for the Cover....1...2...3...!!!!!..YOUR WINNERS AND NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS ...THE MIZ AND JOHN MORRISON!!!!!!

                      


(We go Backstage with Kevin Nash)

(Coach:.."So...Kevin....After what just happened out there with Scott Hall being Injured and You Guys Losing The Tag Title match .....With Scott Hall Being Out indefinately......Whats next for Kevin Nash..??

(Nash:..."...Well ya know Coach....Its been a long Road for me.....I've done it all......and to tell you the truth ......There really isnt anything left......I was on the sidelines for a while now just sitting at home and watching the show .....and i just wanted one more taste........One more taste of the glory ya know?......But i guess that was just a foolish dream of mine.......Soo pretty much what im sayin is........I Think these are the last days of Kevin Na**** been one Hell of a ride......Thanks for everything.....(Nash walks off with his head down)
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(Jr:....Well some deep words from Kevin Nash...It Looks like hes at the end of his road.....What do you think of that Skitzo??

(Skitzo..:.."Well Jr......Nash has been on the show from the start....I cant believe that he's done.........Thanks for the memories Kevin Nash.....
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2.)~~~~~Television Championship~~~~~~~~
                
(Champ) Cody Rhodes ~Vs~ Kaz
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Kaz Storms Rhodes then Tries for a closeline.....Rhodes ducks and Flipps Kaz over his head....Rhodes then Started Kicking Kaz in the head......Rhodes Bounces back off the ropes and Nails Kaz with a kick to the ribs!!!........Rhodes then goes to the topp ropes!!.....Kaz gets up then knocks Rhodes down making him low blow himself on the turnbuckle!!!!.....Kaz gets up on the Turnbuckle and Went for the Flux Copasitor!!!!.....No!!!!...Rhodes Elbows Kaz in the face and Kaz goes down to the mat!!!....Rhodes Jumps down and connects a Big Elbow on Kaz!!!......Rhodes goes for the cover....1...2...NO!!!.....Kaz kicks out!!........Rhodes picks up Kaz and OHHH!!!!....Kaz elbows Rhodes in the gut......Rhodes falls back.....Kaz bounces off the ropes and tries for a swinging DDT!!!!.........Kaz goes for the cover....1...2...No!!!!...Rhodes kicks out ......Kaz then goes to the turnbuckle and starts to climb up.......Kaz almost gets up and Ohhh!!!....Rhodes Pushes Kaz off the Turnbuckle .......Kaz falls to the mat......As Kaz gets up Rhodes Ran Up on Kaz and OHH!!!!!...Rhodes hits the DDT!!!!!.....1...2...3..!!!!!
YOUR WINNER AND STILL TELEVISION CHAMPION!!!...CODY RHODES!!!!......
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(JR:....That was a great match!!....Cody Rhodes retains the T.V. Title....

(Skitzo:..."Yea that was alright...but....its time for the first part of my Shocking announcements.....
(Skitzo goes to the ring)

(Skitzo:.."Well Tonight.....Its all About Oppertunities!!!....As you have just seen ...We have just had two big Title matches......Everybody is getting a shot at glory tonight......Because with New Years .....Comes New Oppertunities!!!!.....Sooo Right Now we are about to have an Eight man Elimination match for the National Championship!!!......Two will enter the ring then after a span of 2 minutes a new superstar will enter.....The Contestants will be :...National Champion Chris Jericho,Batista,Stone Cols,Sting,Vladmir Kozlov,Kofi Kingston and JBL and Jeff Jarrett of The MOB...........BY THE WAY....THE MOBS TWO BOSSES ,MICK FOLEY AND ERIC BISCHOFF HAVE BEEN BARRED FROM THE ARENA TONIGHT!!!......Now the order will be RANDOM.....Lets get to it!!!
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3.)~~~~~National Championship~~~~~~~~
                 
(Champ)Chris Jericho~Vs~Batista~Vs~Kofi Kingston~Vs~Sting~Vs~Stone Cold~Vs~Vladmir Kozlov~Vs~Jeff Jarrett~Vs~JBL
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The first two to enter the ring are......Sting and JBL..........JBL right away rushes Sting and tries for the Closeline From Hell But No!!!...Sting ducks and nails JBL With a huge Right hand......Sting then bounces off the ropes and nails JBL with a Huge Closeline.........Sting then Picks JBL up and throws him into the Turnbuckle........Sting back up and OHHH!!!!...HUGE STINGER SPLASH!!!!........Sting then grabs JBL by the hair and tries to hit the Scorpion Death Dropp!!!!.....Noo!!!!!.....Out of nowhere the next contestant Is Jeff Jarrett and Jarrett Nails Sting in the back of the legs.......Jarrett Tries to Put Sting In for the STROKE!!!!!......No!!!...Sting Elbows Jarrett in the gut.....JBL Then comes flying towards Sting and OHH!!!!.....JBL nails Sting with the Closeline from Hell!!!!.........JBL goes for the cover on Sting....1...2...No!!!....Sting kicks out.......Jarrett then tries to Lock in the Figure-4  on Sting!!!.....Sting Kicks Him off and in to JBL........Jarrett Knocks JBL over the ropes.......The next Contestant enters the ring and it is Batista!!!......Batista Then Grabs Jarrett and Throws him into the ropes...Jarrett comes back and...OHH!!!!.....Batista hits Jarrett with the Spine Buster.......He then picks Jarrett up and nails the Batista Bomb!!!.....Batista goes for the cover...1...2...3......
(JARRETT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED)...Sting goes to the outside and starts fighting with JBL.......Sting goes to throw JBL into the Steel Steps but OHHHH!!!!!!.....JBL Reverses and throws Sting face first into the steps!!!!!....Sting is Busted open!!!......JBL Waits for Sting to get up......Sting gets up and OHHH!!!!...ON the outside JBL Nails Sting with the Closeline From Hell!!!.........The next Contestant in is......Stone Cold.......Stone Cold Runs in the ring and starts fighting with Batista.......Batista takes Stone Cold and Throws him into the ropes.....Stone Cold Comes back and OHHH!!!!! A HUGE SPEAR from Batista!!!!.....Batista takes Stone Cold and hits the Batista Bomb!!!!....Batista goes for the cover....1...2...3..
(STONE COLD HAS BEEN ELIMINATED)...The next man in is.....Chris Jericho.......Jericho comes to the ramp and is hesitant to enter the ring with Batista!!........On the outside JBL Throws Sting into the Ring.....JBL then Picks Sting up and goes for a Big PowerBomb!!!!!......NO!!!!...Sting counters JBL and Nails JBL with the Scorpion Death Dropp!!!!.....Sting goes for th cover....1...2...3...(JBL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED).......Batista Leaves the ring and Chases after Jericho all the way up the ramp and to the back........Just then the next Contestant Vladmir Kozlov entered and Nailed Sting with a Huge Big Boot to the Chest!!!!......Kozlov Picked Sting up and went for the Reverse DDT!!!......NOOO!!!!....Sting elbows Kozlov in the gut!!!....Sting then bounces off the ropes and nails Kozlov with a big closeline....Kozlov looks wobbly but doesnt go down!!!......Sting backs up bounces off the ropes and Tries again!!!.....OHHHH!!!!...Kozlov nailed Sting with a HUGE HEADBUTT TO THE CHEST!!!!!.........(THE REF SAYS BATISTA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED DUE TO COUNT OUT).........Kozlov picks up Sting and throws Him into the ropes Sting comes back and Kozlov tries for a big Head Butt!!!!!!......No!!!!...Sting Kicks Kozlov in the face!!!!......Sting backs up and Does it again!!!!....Just then OMG!!!!...Kofi Kingston enters the ring and nails Kozlov with the TOUBLE IN PARADISE!!!!!.....Kozlov falls back and Sting Dropps him with the Scorpion Death Dropp!!!......Sting goes for the cover....1...2...3..
(KOZLOV HAS BEEN ELIMINATED).........Jericho enters the ring and Nails Kingston with the Code Breaker......He goes for the cover....1...2...3....(KOFI KINGSTON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED)
...Sting turns around right into a CODE BREAKER!!!!......WAIT...BATISTA COMES IN THE RING AND SPEARS JERICHO!!!!!......STING gets up and Locks in the Scorpion Death Lock!!!.....Jericho tries to get to the ropes!!!!>.......He cant ...HE TAPS OUT!!!!!!!!!
YOUR WINNER...AND NEW...NATIONAL CHAMPION...STING!!!!!

                             
(Skitzo:..."Wow....that was insane!!!!....STING HAS BECOME THE NEW NATIONAL CHAMPION!!!!!!

(JR:..."That was One hell of a match!!!!.....

(Skitzo"...Well.....I would like to welcome our NEW WORLD CHAMPION Shelton Benjamin to the ring now as i have a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!!!!
(Skitzo comes to the ring with a mic and brings shelton benjamin out)

(Skitzo:..."Shelton.....Congatulations on becoming World Champion Once again!!!!!......I told these fans that i had something to shake the foundation of SmackDown.....and thats Exactly what im about to do!!!.........(Just then Chris Jericho came in the ring from the crowd and Bashed Benjamin in the head with a chair!!!!! then Threw Skitzo out of the ring)

(Jericho:.."I am Cashing in My World Title Shot ...right now.....

4.)~~~~~~World championship~~~~~~~~~~~
                 
(Champ) Shelton Benjamin~~Vs~~ Chris Jericho
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Jericho calls out a referee and covers Benjamin..........1....2....3
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YOUR WINNER AND...NEW WORLD CHAMPION...CHRIS JERICHO!!!!!!!!

(Skitzo gets up and grabs a mic........

(Skitzo:..."...Haha...Ok ......Well Chris....if you were smart you would have waited to win that World Title.....Because My Second announcement was.....that I put every Superstars name in can.......and the name i drew out would recieve a World Title shot .....TonIGHT!!!!!...

OMG!!OMG!!!OMG!!!!OMG!!!!OMG!!!oMG!!!!OMG!!!!.....Out of nowhere its KEVIN NASH!!!!!!..........

5.)~~~~~WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP~~~~~
                 
(Champ) Chris Jericho~~Vs~~ Kevin Nash
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Nash from out of Nowhere entered the ring and Nailed Jericho With  a Big Boot!!!!........Nash then picks up Jericho and set him up for the JackKnife PowerBomb!!!!.....He Nails It...He Nails it!!!!......Nash goes for the cover.....1...2...3..!!!!!!!


                     
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.....YOUR NEW....WORLD CHAMPION......KEVIN NASH!!!!!!!!!..........

(Show goes off the air)