King: Hello Everyone and Happy New Year. Today The GM said he wanted the greatest match from his Superstars but lets have a look at what else he said to us on The Titan tron.
Titan Tron shows King of the Dead.
King of the Dead: Hello Everyone and Happy New Year. I expect the very best of all superstars and I mostly expect the best from my star superstar Jeff Hardy and I asked him to get the best out of you who does he want to fight in what type of match and he said he wants to fight Matt Hardy in a Extreme Rules match for his Undisputed Championship and I went I'm not to sure Mcmahon 101 might say your to Extreme and he went C'mon it's the first day of 2009 and I went its on ok but make sure its not over Xtreme. Triple H came to me and asked me for competition and I found it but he has to wait and see who it is. Well the first match I chose because I wanted to see who got the better wrestler. So its gonna be John Cena vs. Randy Orton.
King: That's what he had to say earlier on so lets see that match he made.
Randy Orton vs. John Cena in a singles match
Bell Rings and Cena goes for the leg of Orton but Orton stepped on his hand. Orton went to get a chair and King of the Dead came running in with a steel Baseball Bat and a mic. King of the Dead: For now on if you don't go with the rules this bat is gonna go over your head and you'll regret it so put the steel chair down and look behind you. OHHHH Its Shannon Moore with the Halo from the Fans area. King of the Dead throws Orton in the ring and say Match is still on and then High fives Moore. Cena Covers 1...2...3 THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH JOHN CENA! Cena: I've got your number Orton 2-0 you are a loser. I beat you two weeks in a row. I think I'm better than you No I know I'm better than you so if you can beat me at least once you would be more respected by me but I wish this was the 2 out of 3 match for the world title like on SD coz I would be champ.
King of the Dead comes out and kicks Paul Hayman off saying your in the Truck while laughing.
King: What just happened?
King of the Dead: well he's not doing a good job I will fire him if he doesn't start lifting his game.
King: Ok I like the face I'm sitting right with the GM.
King of the Dead: Well I stole the Idea from Skitzo. But I will fire Hayman if he doesn't lift his game.
King: OK.
King of the dead: well RVD has been on a winning streak so I gave him the chance to go against Edge for The Legends Championship.
RVD vs. Edge in a singles match for the Legends Championship
RVD looks at Edge and says its all mine and Edge does a stupid head bobble. Bell rings and Edge goes for a spear already but misses and gets his shoulder into a ring post. Edge gets up and is groggy. Edge gets a dragon kick to the temple and I think it's all over. RVD climbs to the top rope and does a 5 star frog splash. Oh no look its Randy Orton. King of the Dead: Get outta there Orton unless you want to get fired. Orton: I hate you King of the Dead. Look its Shannon Moore again and he hits Orton across the head with a steel chair. RVD Does some rolling thunder and goes to the top rope and does a huge 5 star frog splash. King of the Dead: That was so huge I call it a 10 star frog splash. He goes for the cover 1...2...3 THE WINNER AND NEW LEGENDS CHAMPION ROB VAN DAM
King: WOW now I call that good stuff he just came back to Xtreme and he's already a champ.
TDM comes out
Tyler: Hey I am sick of this I am challenging you to a match right here right now.
King of the Dead: I accept as long as it's a handicapped match me against you and Phantom.
Tyler: I'm Happy to add a friend.
Ok Then it's a no DQ match.
Tyler and The Phantom vs. King of the Dead in a No DQ Handicapped match
The Phantom laughs and the bells rings Tyler and the phantom bashes into King of the Dead but King of the Dead reverses both of them with a few huge right hands. King of the Dead goes out side and grabs a steel chair and Phantom runs away and leaves Tyler in the ring. King of the Dead smashes into Tyler with the Steel Chair Tilli is busted wide open and bloods going every where. King of the Dead picks Tilli up and Cliff Hangs Tilli. He goes for the covers him 1...2...3 THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL KING OF THE DEAD! King of the Dead Tilli Remember this you lose to me from your own Finisher.
King: Congrats King of the Dead.
King of the Dead: Thanks King and it just shows that Tilli has more guts than The Phantom. I came in there to win I won and with his own finisher Haha. Well I will announce DX's opponents.
King of the Dead grabs the mic
King of the Dead: Hey DX I found you competition. And those people are The Brothers of Destruction.
HHH: Hoooooooold up so you got us two ugly creeps who can't get a girl at any costs.
King of the Dead: Well yes I did and I would have to say if my memory bank serves me right you lost to Taker on your last Raw. SO I would say you have pay back.
HHH: Yes.
DX vs. Brothers of Destruction in a tag team Match
Bell rings and HHH and Kane start the match Kane does a huge clothesline but misses and HHH reverses it with a Pedigree. HHH Tags HBK. Kane does a fast tag to Taker. HBKL then Tags HHH and HHH does a huge right hand to Takers head. And he smashes Taker with an AA Spine Buster. HHH looks at Shawn and tags him. HBK does some sweet chin music on Kane and then does an elbow drop from the top rope. HHH comes in and HBK does a Sweet Chin Music into a Pedigree and is it Game over for The Brothers of Destruction. Well king normally when that pedigree comes into play it's normally Game over. Shawn goes for the cover 1...2... But Taker kicks out Taker goes for the choke slam to HBK but HHH hits a huge Pedigree to Taker and then goes out side to hurt Kane. HBK goes for the Cove 1...2...3 THE WINNERS OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL TOGETHER THEY ARE DX TRIPLE H AND SHAWN MICHAELS
HBK: Did we just beat BOD HAHA!
HHH: Not wrong now let's go and watch some TV and relax.
HBK: Can we watch The Wiggles?
HHH: Let's talk about this behind scenes and NO!
HBK: (Crying) But I like it.
HHH: COME SHAWN!
King of the Dead: Cant wait this next match is the match I have been waiting for all night. I'll see if Jeff Lives up to his promise.
King: Yeah let's watch it now.
Matt Hardy vs. Jeff Hardy in an Extreme Rules Match for the Undisputed Extreme Championship
Bell rings Matt Hardy starts the match off with some punches to the stomach of Jeff Hardy and then Matt Hardy does an Irish Whip on Jeff Hardy. Then Matt Hardy climbs up the term buckle and does an elbow drop but Jeff Hardy rolls away and Matt Hardy hurts himself on the floor. Jeff Hardy picks up Matt hardy and does a kick to Matt Hardy's stomach and then Jeff Hardy does a drop kick on Matt Hardy. Then Jeff Hardy picks up Matt Hardy but Matt Hardy reverses it with a stunner then Matt Hardy picks up Jeff Hardy and does a grapple to Jeff Hardy's head but Jeff Hardy reverses it and does a grapple on Matt Hardy but Matt Hardy reverses it and does a neck breaker. Then Matt Hardy picks up Jeff Hardy and does a twist of fate then Matt Hardy goes for the pin 1...2... OH!!! Jeff Hardy kicks out. Then Matt Hardy picks up Jeff Hardy and does a bull dog. Then Matt Hardy picks up Jeff Hardy and does a back breaker on Jeff Hardy. Then Matt Hardy picks up Jeff Hardy but Jeff Hardy reverses it with a power slam. Then Jeff Hardy climbs the term buckle and does a Swanton Bomb on Matt Hardy. Then Jeff Hardy goes for the pin 1...2...3... AND THE WINNER BY PIN FALL AND STILL THE UNDISPUTED EXTREME CHAMPION JEFF HARDY!!!!!
King of the Dead grabs a mic.
King of the Dead: wow that's a huge match Jeff Congrats and good Fight Matt I really enjoyed it. Well I just want to Challenge Skitzo to 1 more match 1 0n 1 at the Slammy. It would be awesome. Well hope everyone has a Happy New Year on Behalf of all of TFC.
Show Ends.


good show King. Why are you using War's stars? I hope you asked ecie. Anyway, the main event was the match of the night and it kicked off the New Year.
McMahon 10106:37 PM EST