It's time, it's here, and it's at your front door!!!!! It's McMahon 101's newest and first talk show.

McMahon 101: "Welcome everyone to my first ever talk show. This is McMahon's mediocre massacre. Now this is everything but a massacre. In this talk show, I will be showing you the laid back of my life. People think since I am the TFC chairman, I have to be big but I am not. I am just mediocre and you will see it right here. I will be having interviews, some segments and other great and fun things right here. So that's what it's about so let's begin." The music comes up and then the graphics for the show and then comes back to McMahon 101 sitting in a bar stool. "Now a lot of things happened this past week, not only in TFC but in the normal world too. First we had War from TFC. Now I have to say War was a very traditional show. Had great action and we saw Kurt Angle make his War debut. On Xtreme, we saw all of the GMs on it, which surprised me since they were avoiding every confrontation with King of the Dead. You also saw the beautiful ME there. Now that announcement I made was all Vickie Guerrero's idea. She thought of it while we were going to Xtreme. I think it should really show what brand and GM deserves the win. Being a TLC match, whoever gets the briefcase above the ring will get a special surprise but I will announce it after that match, which is January 17^th at the Anniversary show. Smackdown has crowned a new World champion and a new National champion. In the real world was the biggest holiday week of the year. With Christmas just passing, I would like to say Merry Christmas everyone and hope you all got everything you wanted. Up next ladies and gentlemen, we are going to have a special interview with Vickie Guerrero."

The camera fades and then shows an advertisement for the upcoming TFC Slammy Awards and where to vote at!

McMahon 101: "We are back here in I am with my assistant/manager Vickie Guerrero. Hello Vickie!"

Vickie: "Hello McMahon 101, glad to be here for your first show. Let me tell everyone that I thought of this idea also."

McMahon 101: "That is right Vickie you did. Now I have been getting many messages about your role here in TFC and what you actually do. Can you tell everyone?"

Vickie: "Sure! Well I am the assistant for McMahon 101 and help him make decisions in part of TFC. Examples would be the triple threat GM match you said earlier and another example would be this show right here. McMahon 101 brought me in here to help out and....." McMahon 101 interrupts Vickie while talking.

McMahon 101: "That is right and...."

Vickie: "EXCUSE ME!!!! Don't you interrupt me McMahon 101!"

McMahon 101: "Oh, I am terribly sorry. Continue please!"

Vickie: "Thank-you. As I was saying, I will help out and make TFC better." After the sentence a long pause silenced the show.

McMahon 101: "Um...are you done now Vickie?"

Vickie: "Yes I am."

McMahon 101: "Oh ok, thanks for telling me, I guess. Anyway, Thanks for coming here Vickie and taking the time out of your busy schedule." Vickie then leaves the set and McMahon 101 begins talking again. "Now, as the time is almost done here, here is my joke and clue of the show! What is related to a giraffe in size, eats almost everything and talks like he has a hammer in his mouth? Can you think of the answer? Well it's The Great Khali! He will be on next week's episode of "McMahon's mediocre massacre and he will be ordering a pizza for us. With his speech, how can anyone understand him let alone order something? Well find out what will happen when I want my pizza with Khali's help! That is all the time we have today but join us next week at our normal time of Late Friday night for "McMahon's mediocre massacre. I am also taking any interviews or anything else for the TFC GMs to have their stars on here. Spots are open and let's see what unfolds! Good-bye Everybody!" Camera fades with the Graphic up!