Feast or Fired comes on with a huge fireworks display followed by black ice surrounding the arena.

Jim Ross: "Tonight we have huge night. With Kingdom Warrior, The Joker, Kevin Shaddix, Tana, Ecie and many more! So lets get started!"

Divasman comes out in the mascott suit on with a bag in hand.

Divasman: "Last week my partner betrayed me at the end of our match. But I forgive him. I think I'll walk away like the bigger man should. So this week I am booked with Smackdown in a match. But don't worry because...."

Booker T & Stevie Ray come out.

Booker T: "Listen little man. We don't have a match tonight but we want one. Something we can get out of it. Like a championship. So heres what were gonna do. Team 3D doesn't have a match neither. So right here, right now. We are challenging Team 3D for their championships here tonight!"

Smackdown comes out.

Smackdown: "Thats great guys. But I have a bone to pick with that man right there. So just give me a..."

Team 3D comes out.

Brother Ray: "Me and my brother looked at each other when you challenged us Booker and Stevie. It wasn't a should-we-accept look. It was look where we knew what both our answers were. We are Team 3D and WE DON'T MAKE DOWN FROM ANYTHING!"

Joker comes up on the screen.

The Joker: "You guys have just gave me an idea. I'm a busy man tonight so I'm gonna make it quick. I will grant Booker and Stevie the match but this week on Smackdown instead of Smackdown vs Divasman. It will now be Divasman and Team 3D vs Smackdown, Booker T and Stevie Ray!"

Everyone is in shocked as we go to Joker in his office. Casey comes in.

The Joker: "Baby..."

Casey: "Don't you baby me. Last week you hit me again. It's about time I leave you. And I am right now. Go with Maria. Bye forever!!"

The Joker: "Haha you're funny. You're with me for now. If Kevin gets the chance to beat me tonight and I lose then...sure I'll leave you alone. Until then suck it up."

Maria comes in the room.

Maria: "Something wrong baby? Oh yeah "shes" here."

Casey: "Shut up you lil hooker."

Maria: "Haha little hooker! Well let me show you a real hooker." Maria grabs Joker and makes out with him. Casey jumps on Maria. They go at it.

The Joker: "Hold on a second! If you two want eachother...sure you have it. It will now be you two vs eachother this week! Now lets get on with our first match!"

 

Tana vs Ecie for the Womens and Showdown Championships

Match: Bell rings and were off. Ecie charges at Tana by backing her back into the corner. Tana pushes her off her. Tana attacks Ecie with fists. Ecie and Tana are both going at it with fists. Ecie pushes Tana against the ropes. Tana bounces back and pushes Ecie. Ecie bounces back and punches Tana in the face. They both fall and go at it on the floor. Tana gets up and kicks Ecie in her spine. Tana locks on a head lock and turns it into hells lock looking move. Ecie wiggles her way out of it and puts on an head lock. Tana picks her up still locked on to that submission. Tana throws Ecie over the rope. Ecie is holding her leg on the outside. Tana goes outside and throws Ecie against the steel steps. Tana throws Ecie in the ring and Ecie hops up on here feet. She tries kicking Tana but Tana with a CYCLONE! She goes for a pin, 1...2...3!!!! Medics come out and take Ecie off in on a strecher. Tana holds both titles up in the air.

Cuts to the backstage.

The Joker: "Maria you ruined it. Now Casey is mad. I'm just gonna have to be more powerful to her now."

Maria: "Why do you even want her when you have this?" Maria dances around him. "Am I not hot enough?"

The Joker: "Yes you're very hot. I just want my wife back and I'm gonna get her."

Maria: "I can help you."

Cuts to the parking lot.

Match: Big Show is looking around for Shawn Michaels. Shawn runs up to Big Show and super kicks him onto a car. Show is spread out on the car as Shawn goes and grabs a chair. Shawn swings it at Big Show but he ducks and Shawn bashes in the car window. Shawn throws the chair out the way and picks up Big Show. He pounds Show into wall. Show bounces off it and falls to the ground. Shawn stomps on Show's hands and feet. Show reaches up and grabs Shawn's throat. Show gets up still hold onto Shawn. He throws Shawn against the wall. Shawn bounces his back off it. Shawn may have hit his head. Show gets Shawn and CHOKESLAM! Shawn is out of it as Show goes for a pin, 1...2...NO! Shawn kicks out somehow. Show gets up Shawn and throws him over his shoulder. He carries him to the arena elevator. He gets in and another camera runs up to record them as they get out. They are in cafe area and they go behind the kitchen. Shawn shoves Show off him and....SHAWN THROWS HOT GREASE IN SHOW'S FACE! Show covers his face. He is yelling out and swinging trying to hit Shawn. Shawn grabs a frying pan and...STRAIGHT IN SHOW'S HEAD! Show is almost out of it as Shawn bashes him in even more. Shawn throws away the pan and grabs a wooden spoon. The spoon straight across Show's head! Show is bleeding a little. Shawn gets Show and.....HE DIPS SHOW'S HEAD IN HOT GREASE! SHOW'S FACE IN BOILING! Show pushes him off and throws Shawn over the counter. He pulls Shawn along with him. Show's face is burnt red. Show throws him into a garbage can. Shawn yells in pain. Show pulls Shawn by his foot. He takes him to a cage. It is small but big enough for Shawn to get in. Show forces Shawn in it. He locks the door shut. Show takes the cage and Shawn to the pyro section. Big Show climbs up the ladder with HBK in the cage. Show goes over to the ledge. He throws Shawn 30 feet from the ledge. A bunch of pyro goes off as it explodes on impact. Theres so much that no one and see around. Show is clouded out. We see Big Show fall 30 feet off the edge. What happened? We see Shawn come out the fog of smoke. He looks down at Show. Show is out of it as medics come out and check on Show. The cage is empty. Shawn Michaels wasn't in it. The match is a forfeit. Winner: Shawn Michaels

The Joker shows up on the screen.

The Joker: "That is the second injury in one show. Shawn you knew what you were doing. So with that said...YOU'RE SUSPENDED!

Triple H runs out to Shawn. DX looks mad at Joker.

Goes to the back with Big Show and the medics.

They put him in the ambulance quickly.

Goes to the announce table.

Jim Ross: "I can't believe what we just saw. Big Show falling from 30 feet. And not only that Shawn being suspended. But the show must go on. We'll give devolopments on Show's condition as it comes in."

The Joker vs Kingdom Warrior in a Hell in a Cell match.

Match: Both men look at eachother as the cage lowers. Joker walks out of his corner and ties up with Kingdom Warrior. Warrior tries throwing Joker against the cage but he blocks it. Joker reverses it and instead Warrior tastes steal. Warrior falls to the ground and Joker quickly locks on the Hells Lock. Warrior reaches out his arms and legs trying to grab the ropes. He grabs it with his legs. Joker bashes in Kingdom's head with a forearm. JOKER IS TRYIN TO TAKE KINGDOM WARRIORS HEAD OFF! THE TWO COUSINS ARE GOING AT IT! Maria comes out and throws in a chair. Joker grabs it and is about to hit Kingdom with it when he stops. He throws it away. Joker with a high knee on Warrior. Warriors head hits against the bottom of the cage. He holds it as Joker locks on a leg lock. Warrior pulls both them to the bottom rope. Kingdom kicks Joker off him. Joker goes up to him and kicks him. Joker laughs sadistically. Warrior gets up and gets in Jokers face. Kindom Warrior is yelling at Joker because he killed his wife. Joker is yelling back psychotic things. Warrior jumps Joker as he turns around. Joker falls over the ropes. He hits the cell below. He climbs under the ring. He disappears as Kingdom looks under the ring. Joker is coming out on the other side. He stays hiden with a bat in hand. He walks up behind Kingdom Warrior and swings the bat at his back. Warrior goes down. Joker beats Warrior with the bat. He throws Warrior back into the ring. He goes in the ring and Warrior takes the bat from him. Warrior throws away the bat and a kick to the mid section. Kingdom Warrior sets up and CHECK MATE! (Piledriver) He goes for a pin, 1...2...3!!!!!

Winner: Kingdom Warrior

Joker grabs a mic as Kingdom Warrior goes out the ring.

The Joker: "Okay I lost. Congradulations Kevin. You get me in one more match. But its under my rules. My match. AND I WANT YOU IN A MONSTERS BALL MATCH! Let me show you how much of a monster I am! And I win I get Casey! IF YOU WIN THEN I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE! BUT THATS NOT IT! IF YOU LOSE THEN YOU'RE FIRED! LET THE REAL GAMES BEGIN! BOOKER AND STEVIE IF YOU GUYS WANT THEM TITLES THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO EARN THEM! I'M TERMINATING THAT CONTRACT FOR THE MATCH!

-Commercial-

Kevin Shaddix: "Joker just screwed another person out there match. For what Joker? Me? What are you doing? You're doing a horrible job right now. I'm gonna do something about this. You're so cheap."

King Toolman comes out.

King Toolman: "Screw Joker okay? He's not your problem...I AM! Worry about Joker later on. Right now I have a match for that title. So lets get started!"

King Toolman vs Kevin Shaddix for the World Heavyweight Championship

Match: Bell rings and were off. Shaddix ties up with King and he powers him to his knees. Kevin locks on a head lock. King pushes Kevin out of it and he runs up against the ropes. King goes for a clothsline but Kevin ducks it. Kevin trips up King from behind with a knee. Kevin locks on a half boston crab. He pulls back as far as he can with it. King is pulling himself to the bottom rope and Kevin is forced to let go. Kevin stomps on King's left hand. He drops down and bends back his hand. King yells in pain. He rolls over and gets away from Kevin. Kevin walks back up to him. Kevin hits his foreleg into King's side. Kevin with an irish whip on King. King dodges Kevin's clothsline and King jumps up to the second rope. King jumps off it still in reverse and lands on Kevin. They are both down. Kevin may have crush a bone on that. WAIT! No I doubt it. He's now moving around. King slides out the side of the ring. Kevin pulls himself to a vertical base. King goes back in the ring with a trash can lid. King goes to swing it but Kevin takes it from him. He throws it down on the ground. King pushes Kevin and he lands on the referee. The referee is out cold. King grabs back the trash can lid and starts beating Kevin with it. There is red marks all over his back. Casey comes out yelling at King. She is trying to help King. Joker comes out with a pair of shackles. He cuffs her and she suprised. She didn't see him at all. It happened so quick. Joker begins dragging Casey to the backstage. Kevin pushes King off and runs after Casey. Joker quickly wraps the chain around her neck and Joker smiles. Kevin backs off for her safety. Joker removes the chain from her neck and pulls her into the backstage. Kevin runs back into the ring. King has the trash can in hand when Kevin spears King. Kevin gets up and pulls the referee over to them. He goes for a pin and the referee slowly counts.......1.........2.........3!!!!!!!!!!!!

Winner and STILL World Heavyweight Champion: Kevin Shaddix

We cut to the back with Joker and Casey.

Joker is pulling Casey by her neck and she is yelling out and trying to get away. She can't. He pulls her to a forklift and chains her down to it. Shes locked in place on the forklifts arms. Casey is on the very end of the forklift and as the arms are up. Casey is now standing on the arms in air. She is still being held by the chains. She struggles to breathe in the torture dome.

Goes back to the ring.

Triple H vs Mankind for the DX Television Championship

Match: Bell rings and were off. Mankind walks slowly to Triple H. He circles Hunter. Mankind attacks him from behind. Mankind is beating Triple H's back and neck. Triple H pushes him off. Triple H with a spear as he gets to his feet. Mankind is down as Triple H steps on his hands. Mankind yells out. Mankind is pulling his hair and trying to get Triple H off him. Triple H gets off. He runs up against the ropes and as he comes back he jumps over Mankind who is trying to get up. Mankind is up as Triple H comes back up to him....FLYING KNEE! Triple H just took out Mankind! Triple H drops down on his knees. He is looking down on the mat. He looks over at the DX Television Championship and he gets back up. He begins pounding in Mankind's ribs with his feet. Triple H wipes away the sweat from his forehead. Triple H bashes in Mankind's face with his fist. Mankind shoves him off when...TRIPLE H THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ON TO THE FLOOR! Triple H slowly walks outside and goes up to Mankind. He throws him back into the ring. Triple H gets him up and.....PEDIGREE! He goes for the pin, 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!

Triple gets up and puts on a mic.

Triple H: "Well Joker wants to mess with DX. I'll mess with Joker." Triple H begins taking out many weapons from under the ring and throws them all over the place. "I hope that Kevin uses every single one of these weapons. I hope Kevin ends Joker's life! Joker has done so much to ruin Smackdown and Kevin thats it not funny. Its time for the Smackdown roster to take a stand. I'm gonna get a few of my people together and we'll show Joker what we think of him."

-Commercial-

The Joker is in the ring.

The Joker: "It seems that Triple H has covered my arena with weapons. He has no idea what trouble he's in now. But I have an announcement before I bring out Kevin. I just updated our little contract for this match. ITS NOW FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!"

Kevin Shaddix comes out to the ring.

Kevin Shaddix: "What did you do with Casey?"

The Joker: "Shes here. Let me go get her." Joker walks to the backstage and comes back out a minute later. He rides out the forklift. She is still attached to it. She is fading in and out of it. Kevin is in shock. Joker climbs up on the forklift and pulls back on the chains. Blood pours out Casey's mouth.

Kevin Shaddix: "LET GO OF HER JOKER!"

The Joker: "Relax. She'll be fine. As long as shes awake enough to keep her feet on those arms she won't hang herself. Shall we get started? Bring out a referee!"

The Joker vs Kevin Shaddix in a Monsters Ball match for the World Heavyweight Championship

Match: The Joker slowly walks into the ring. Kevin uncovers a screw driver hiden in knee pad. He charges at Joker with it. Joker kicks Kevin's hand and he drops it. Joker kicks the screw driver out the ring. Kevin clothslines Joker over the top rope. Joker lands back first on to a steel chair. He yells loudly. Kevin gets out the ring and begins placing some of the weapons in the stands. Kevin gets the chair from under Joker and smashes in his foot. Joker pulls away from Kevin. Kevin looks at Joker sadisitly. Joker has a flash of fear in his eyes. Joker kicks Kevin off him and Joker uncovers brass knucks in his knee pad. Joker limps to his feet and bashes in Kevin's face with the knucks. Joker begins grinding the knuckles across Kevin's head. A small cut is made at the top of his head. Joker uses his finger nail to scrap Kevin's sclape. Kevin yells out as blood pours from his wound. Casey is awake some and yelling for Kevin to get up across the ramp. Kevin pulls on Joker's PPV special black hair. Joker lets go as he starts dragging Kevin across the mat. Joker walks down from the steps and walks closer and closer to Casey. Joker is next to Casey and he gets in the forklift. He drives it down the ramp. Casey struggles to keep her balance on its arms. Joker gets out the forklift and gets a golf club from under the ring. Joker takes it to Kevin's back. Kevin feels a bone pop in his spine. He is lying motionless on the mat. Kevin pulls himself to Joker and pulls on Joker's leg. Joker steps on Kevin's hand. Joker walks outside the ring and grabs a guitar from the side of the ring. He takes it in the ring. Kevin is pulling himself up. He is to his feet as Joker hits Kevin right across the skull with the guitar. It breaks into a lot pieces. Jacoby Shaddix comes out to the ring with a gasoline can. He sets it on the side of the ring. Joker goes to grab it when Jacoby points down the ramp. Oracle Zero comes out and attacks Joker with a steel chair. Joker is left out of it. Kevin Shaddix walks over to Joker and sets up for the spear. Everyone except the main guys walk out the ring...KEVIN GETS IT! KEVIN WITH A HUGE SPEAR! Joker crawls to the ropes and climbs out the ring. He begins walking through the crowd. They are yelling offensive things to Joker. Joker goes into backstage area. Kevin Shaddix follows him. Kevin picks up a hammer end and runs after Joker with it. He hits him in the back of the head with it. Joker goes down. Kevin begins beating Joker repeatly with the hammer end. He throws it at a glass mirrior in the hallway. Kevin grabs a piece of glass and puts it in Joker's mouth. Joker head is bleeding. His body is being cut by the broken glass. Joker spits out the glass and pushes Kevin off him. He begins crawling away from Shaddix. Joker crawls down stairs into the production room. Joker uses the production counter to pull himself up. He accidently knocks out the show for a few seconds. They get it back up a few seconds later. Joker grabs the wires from it and waits on Kevin. Kevin throws his body through the door. Joker wraps the wire around his neck. Kevin is litterally dying. He is being choked out by the wire. Kevin takes a pocket knife and tries cutting the wire. He does it. Joker rolls over to the side of the studio. He disappears into the dark shadows. Kevin uses the stage controll's crutch to lift himself up. Kevin begins limping up the stairs with the crutch. Joker is no where in sight. Kevin picks up the crutch and starts walking down the hallway. Joker runs out a room and goes to attack Kevin but he misses and Kevin hits him in the ribs with the crutch. Kevin hits Joker repeatly with the crutch. He throws away the crutch. Kevin walks Joker through the car arena entrance. They get to the end and....KEVIN THROWS JOKER THROUGH THE GLASS SIGN! Glass breaks all around as Joker runs off. He hides under the stage. He holds a pyro device in his hand and.....HE SETS IT OFF AS KEVIN IS ON THE STAGE! KEVIN IS A BURNT BUN! Joker drags him down the ramp and looks straight at Casey. Joker lays Kevin on the steel steps. Joker delivers fists Kevin's skull. Kevin pushes him off him and Kevin gets off the steps. Kevin looks at Casey and then looks at Joker....KEVIN WITH A SPEAR THROUGH THE BARRIER! Kevin and Joker is out of it. Joker pulls himself in the ring a few minutes later. He goes over to the ropes and....CHRIS THE CURSE IS BACK!!! JOKER CALLS OUT CHRIS!!! Chris comes out and starts smashing in Kevin's knees with a steel pole. Oracle Zero runs through the crowd and runs off Chris. Kevin hops his way in the ring. Joker is walking over to Kevin when....KEVIN CLOTHSLINES JOKER OVER THE ROPES THROUGH A TABLE!! Joker isn't moving. Kevin goes over to the ropes and......SWANTON BOMB OVER THE ROPES!!! They both aren't moving. Joker is back in and HELLS LOCK!!! Kevin is struggling to get out of it. Kevin reaches under the enough to grab kendo stick. KEVIN WACKS JOKER OVER THE HEAD WITH IT! AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!! Kevin gets up and gets a table from under the ring. He throws it in the ring. He goes in the ring and sets it in the corner. Joker starts climbing up the apron and he climbs up the turnbuckle with the table in. Kevin walks over to him and JOKER JUMPS DOWN WITH THE TABLE IN HAND!! The table breaks and we see Joker covering Kevin....NO NOT LIKE THIS!!! JOKER CAN'T WIN!!!!!! Kingdom Warrior comes from under the ring and pulls Joker out. KINGDOM WARRIOR WITH A SUCKER PUNCH ON JOKER!!!!! Kevin is in the ring and is at the top of a 20ft ladder and looks straight at Casey. He then looks at Joker and SWANTON BOMB!! Kevin is pulling himself to his feet. He grabs a long chain from under the ring and wraps it around Joker's neck. He is treating him like he was treating Casey. Kevin uses the chain to pull Joker to his feet. Kevin with a kick to the mid section and.....TWIST OF FATE!!!! Kevin then goes over to Casey and gets her down from the forklift. Casey grabs the chain and starts beating Joker in his back with it. She wraps it around his neck and chokes him. Kevin pulls her off Joker and Kevin gets him up. KEVIN WITH A SPEAR!!! JOKER ISN'T MOVING AT ALL!!! Kevin goes for a cover, 1....2....3!!!!!!! Casey grabs the title and wraps it around Kevin's waist. She raises his hand as he kisses her.

Winner and STILL World Heavyweight Champion: Kevin Dakota Shaddix

The show fades as Kevin and Casey walk to the back with Kevin's arm around Casey.

 

(Firworks go off as the show comes on. Fans are cheering as the camera sweeps over them.)

CBM: Welcome everyobdy to CBM's Cyber Turmoil. I'm your host and owner of TFC CBM. Tonight we will a first in TFC. It will be Time Was Now vs Joker in a Body Bag match. Maybe we can burry the carrier of Joker forever. Also tonight we will have a tag team match. It will be Wrestlemaniac and JYP vs Zack Bowring and Mike Sawyer. And tonight we will see Oracle Zero agiain in a cage match. But this time it will be against The Champ. I'm tired of seeing Zero is cage matches. Why can't somebody ask for a new kind of match besides a cage to face him in?

(We hear Zack Bowring's intro music. The fans cheer as we see Bowring come out. He dances on the stage then walks to the ring.)

Maryse: This is a tag team match. Introducing next representing WAR Zack Bowring.

CBM: On the next WAR Bowring will face Blazin Snake in for the #1 contendership for the Intercontinental title. But what I didn't mintion that there will be a special ref. It will be the current Intercontinental Champion Time Was Now.

(Bowring gets in the ring and poses on the top turnbuckle as we hear Mike Sawyer's intro music. The fans cheer as Sawyer comes out and slowly walks to the ring.)

Maryse: Introducing his tag team partner Mike Sawyer.

CBM: Sawyer is a big guy and should be the favorite to win this match. But anything can happen on my shows.

(Sawyer gets in the ring as we hear JYP's intro music. The fans boo as we see him come out and walks to the ring.)

Maryse: Introducing next is JYP.

CBM: Who cares about this guy? He's almost out the door of TFC so why talk about him?

(JYP stays on the outside as we hear Wrestlemaniac's intro music. The fans boo as we see Wrestlemaniac walk out with the X Divsion title on his shoulder as he walks to the ring.)

Maryse: Introducing his tag team partner he is the X Division Champion Wrestlemaniac.

CBM: We saw him win that title in a brutal match at WAR's Feast or Fired excaping from the cage. He is one tough dude and should be able to hold that title for a long time.

(Wrestlemaniac gets in the ring by himself and looks at the other team. The ref asks who is going to start. We see Wrestlemaniac and Mike Sawyer get out of the ring to there corners leaving JYP and Bowring in th ring as the ref calls for the bell. Bell rings.)

Match: Bowring and JYP walk around in the ring as the fans chant for Bowring. They both lock up and JYP gets Bowring in a headlock. Bowring backs up against the ropes then pushes JYP into the ropes. JYP bounces off the ropes and Bowring blasts him in the face with a drop kick. JYP gets up holding his face as Bowring goes for a clothesline on JYP but JYP bends down back dropping Bowring out of the ring, but Bowring lands on the ring mat. JYP turns around to a punch to the face from Bowring. JYP holds his face as Bowring climbs to the top turnbuckle. Bowring jumps off hitting a diving clothesline on JYP. Bowring grabs JYP by the arm and drags him to his corner tagging in Sawyer. Sawyer gets in and stomps on JYP. Sawyer brings JYP up and whips him into the corner. Sawyer runs clotheslining JYP in the corner. JYP holds his face as Sawyer runs at him to do it again. But JYP moves out of the way letting Sawyer hit the corner. JYP turns Sawyer around and punches him in the head. Then he grabs Sawyer's head and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He hooks Sawyer's head hitting a swinging DDT off the top. JYP crawls to his corner and tags in Wrestlemaniac. Wreslemaniac gets in and bounces off the ropes hitting a leg drop onto Sawyer. Wrestlemaniac covers Sawyer. 1,2.............Sawyer kicks out. Wrestlemaniac grabs Sawyer's head bringing him up but Sawyer punches Wrestlemaniac in the mid section. He punches a few times more then goes to run to the ropes, but Wrestlemaniac grabs him by the hair throwing him to the mat. Sawyer holds his head as Wrestlemaniac yells in the air. Wrestlemaniac grabs Sawyer's head bringing him up then whips him into the corner. Wrestlemaniac backs up then runs at Sawyer hitting a big bodysplash on him. Wrestlemaniac grabs Sawyer and lifts him up to the top turnbuckle. Wrestlemaniac punches Sawyer then climbs up. He hooks Sawyer for a superplex but Sawyer holds on to the top rope. Sawyer hits a uppercut to Wrestlemaniac's jaw knocking him off the top landing to his feet. Sawyer jumps off hitting a flying clothesline on him. Sawyer crawls over and covers Wrestlemaniac. 1,2............Wrestlemaniac kicks out. Sawyer grabs Wrestlemaniac's head bringing him up. He takes him to his corner and tags in Bowring. Sawyer picks Wrestlemaniac over his head then drops him to the mat then Sawyer picks Bowring over his head dropping him on top of Wrestlemaniac for the pin. 1,2............Wrestlemaniac kicks out. Bowring gets on top of Wrestlemaniac and punches him in the face. Bowring grabs Wrestlemaniac's legs to hit a double leg drop to the mid section. But as he goes for it Wrestlemaniac pushes Bowring back into the ropes. Bowring bounces off the ropes and runsright into a swinging sideslam. Both men are down and both are trying to get up after a while. Finally Bowring kicks Wrestlemaniac for a Twist of Fate, but Wrestlemaniac pushes him away and goes for another swinging side slam. But Bowring lands on his feet and hooks Wrestlemaniac hitting the Twist of Fate on him. But as Wrestlemaniac is coming down JYP reaches in and tags himself in. Bowring covers Wrestlemaniac as we see JYP run in the ring punching Sawyer off the ring mat right into the announce table. The ref is trying to tell Bowring Wrestlemaniac isn't the lagal man as he gets up yelling at him. But we see JYP come from behind and rolls up Bowring. 1,2,3. The ref calls for the bell. Bell rings.

Maryse: Here is your winner Wrestlmaniac and JYP.

CBM: Stupid Bowring. He could have won this match if he payed attention.

(JYP looks happy he got the win as he walks up the ramp. We see Wrestlemaniac getting his belt and walk up to. Sawyer gets in the ring and checks on Bowring as we cut to commercial)

(Commercial)

(We come back to hear Joker's intro music. The fans boo loud as we see Joker come out. He slowly makes his way to the ring as the fans boo him loud.)

 

Maryse: This is a Body Bag Match. Introducing first is the Smackdown GM Joker.

CBM: The rules are simple for this match. The man that can knock out there oppanent long enough to stuff them in a body bag will be the winner.

(Joker gets in the ring as we hear Time Was Now's intro music. The fans boo as we see Now come out with the Intercontinental belt around his waist and he walks to the ring arguing to the crowd.)

Maryse: Introducing next he is the Intercontinental Champion Time Was Now.

CBM: Now has been on WAR for only a short time and he has become the Intercontinental Champion in record time. But he has never faced somebody as twisted as the baby killing Joker.

(Now gets in the ring and holds his belt up in Joker's face. Joker just looks at him. Now hands his belt to the ref then the ref calls for the bell. Bell rings.)

Match: Now gets in Joker's face and is arguing at him. Joker just looks on but we see Now slap Joker across the face hard. Joker looks back and smiles then headbutts Now in the face. Now holds his face as Joker punches him in the mid section then in the face. Joker backs Now into a corner and is punching him in the mid section over and over. Joker whips Now into the oppasite corner hard knocking Now to the mat holding his back. Joker rolls out of the ring then looks under the ring. He brings out a body bag and a chair. Joker slides the bag and the chair in the ring then gets in, but Now slides out of the ring on the other side. Joker rolls back out of the ring and grabs Now's head hitting it across the announce table. Now holds his face as Joker takes the top of the table. Joker turns around to Now hitting him across the head with the ringbell. Joker holds his head as Now laughs. Now goes over and punches Joker across the head. Now gets up and looks under the ring. He brings out a stop sign. Now holds it up and is waiting for Joker to get up. Joker finally stands up and turns around to Now hitting him over the head with the sign. Joker falls to onr knee but Now hits him again with the sign. Joker finally goes down all the way. Now goes around the ring and grabs the body bag. Now takes the bag over and drops it next to Joker. Now unzips the bag and goes to try to put Joker inside. But Joker punches Now to the throat. Now holds his throat as Joker is getting up. Now turns around and runs at Joker. But Joker bends over and back drops Now onto the announce table almost hitting CBM. The table doesn't break just bounces Now off to the other side. Joker goes over behind the table and grabs Now by the head bringing him out from behind the table. Joker hooks Now and hits a DDT on him. Joker grabs the bag and rolls Now into it. But before Joker could zip the bag up we see AMW get out of the crowd jumping the barricade. Strom hits a running boot to the back of Joker's head. Harris gets on top of Joker and punches him multiple times. Finally Harris brings Joker up. Storm and Harris hook Joker for a double suplex. But Joker kicks both in the mid section then hits a double clothesline to them. Joker rolls in the ring and yells at AMW and Now. All three are up and yelling at Joker. Now talks to AMW then they split up on both side of the ring. Joker is trying to watch all of them. Storm acts like he's getting in but Joker runs at him making him slide out. We see behind him Harris run over chop blocking him to the back of the knee. Joker falls to one knee and we see all the men in the ring stomping on Joker. Now yells at AMW to brings Joker up. Now hits a DDT on Joker then hooks in the Rings of Saturn on Joker. We see Strom go out fo the ring and grabs the bag then throws it into the ring. Now lets go and laughs at Joker. Now drops the chair and goes after the bag. But we see Joker get up real quick and grabs a chair. Harris turns around to a chair shot to the face then Storm gets one to. They roll out of the ring as Now punches Joker. They go back and forth punching each other unitl Now knees Joker in the mid section. Joker goes to one knee and Now bounces off the ropes. But Now runs into a clothesline from Joker. Joker brings Now up and hooks his head and headbutts Now in the head multiple times unti lboth is busted open. Now falls to the mat and Joker unzips the bag. He rolls Now into it and zips the bag up. The ref calls for the bell. Bell rings.

Maryse: Here is Joker.

CBM: Can't Now get anything right?

(Joker laughs as we see Now in the bag trying to get out. But Joker picks up the chair and hits Now over the head with it over multiple times. Finally we see ref's run down and restrain Joker. Joker is trying to get back at Now as we see AMW drag Now out. They get him out then gets him out. We see AMW checking on Now as we cut to commercial)

(Commercial)

(We come back to see the cage on the ring. Then we hear The Champ's intro music. The fans boo as we see him walk out and walk to the cage.)

Maryse: This is a cage match. Introducing first representing WAR The Champ.

CBM: No it's not a re-run we are having another cage match. Oh I'm sick of these on here.

(Champ gets inside the cage as we hear Oracle Zero's intro music. The fans cheer as Zero comes out and walks to the ring looking at the cage.)

Maryse: Introducing next is Oracle Zero.

CBM: And again Zero is in a cage match. By the stupid minds of the wrestlers that work for me this piece of **** comes out.

(Zero gets in the cage and the ref locks the door. The ref inside calls for the bell. Bell rings.)

Match: Zero and Champ move around the ring then lock up. Champ knees Zero in the mid section then grabs Zero's arm whipping him into the ropes. Zero bounces off the ropes then he hits a hard clothesline to Champ. Champ gets up and Zero grabs his head trying to slam it into the side of the cage, but Champ blocks it and elbows Zero in the mid section. Zero walks back holding his ribs. Champ runs over and punches Zero in the face over and over. Champ kicks Zero in the mid section for a Stunner, but Zero pushes Champ away into the ropes. Champ bounces off the ropes and jumps on Zero punching him in the face. Champ gets up and bounces off the ropes hitting a knee drop across Zero's face. Zero holds his face as Champ goes to the cage wall and starts to climb up. Champ gets half way up as Zero gets up and grabs his foot. Zero climbs up and tries to pull of Champ. But Champ punches Zero into the face. Both men are standing on the ring rope punching each other. But finally Zero kicks Champ in the mid section and hits a DDT off the cage wall. Both men are down but Zero is able to get up and cover Champ. 1,2..............Champ kicks out. Zero gets up and grabs Champ's head bringing him up. Zero grabs Champs head and throws Champ into the cage wall back first. Champ yells in pain as Zero bounces off the ropes and hits a spear to Champ on the cage wall. Champ yells again in pain as he falls to the mat. Zero puts his boot across Champs head and pushing it against the cage wall. The ref argues at Zero until he lets go. Zero goes to the cage wall and climbs up. He gets to the top but Champ somehow gets up and starts to climb the cage as Zero sits on the top of the cage. Champ gets up and grabs Zero's foot. Zero tries to kick Champ off but Champ holds on to his foot. Champ climbs up and punches Zero in the face then Zero punches him. They go back and forth until Champ blocks one and grabs Zero's head hitting it into the cage top. Champ hooks Zero's head and hits a superplex off the top of the cage. Both men are down as the fans are cheering. Finally after a long time Champ crawls to the door and the ref opens it. He crawls halfway out but Zero grabs his leg and drags him back in. Zero hooks Champs leg and slingshots him into the side of the cage wall. But Zero hangs onto his legs and Champ falls back onto Zero's knees. Zero throws Champ off of him then covers him. 1,2............Champ kicks out. Zero gets up and brings Champ up. But Champ kicks Zero in the mid section and hits the Stunner on him. Both men are down as the fans cheer. After a while Champ covers Zero. 1,2...........Zero kicks out at the last second. Champ yells at the ref then pushes the ref into the cage knocking him down. Champ turns around to a kick to the gut then a DDT from Zero. Zero covers Champ but the ref is down. Zero goes over to the ref and shakes him. Zero goes over and starts to climb the cage. Zero gets to the top but Champ is going out of the door. Zero jumps off the cage and grabs Champ by the foot stopping him. Champ is trying to hold onto the door but Zero drags him to the middle of the ring. Zero grabs Champ's head bringing him up, but Champ goes for the Stunner again. But Zero pushes him off then hits a spinebuster to him. Zero goes cage and climbs up. Zero gets to the top but Champ is able to get up and climb up. Champ gets up and both men are punching the other. After a few they both stand up on the top. Champ kicks Zero in the mid section and goes for a Stunner off the top of the cage, but Zero pushes Champ off all the way back down to the mat. Zero climbs over the cage all the way down to the mat. The ref outside calls for the bell. Bell rings.\

Maryse: Here is your winner Oracle Zero.

CBM: Zero won another cage match. I hope this is the last cage match with Zero we see for a while.

(Zero holds his arms up as the winner. He goes over to the announce table and climbs on it raising his arms in the air as the fans cheer him as the show ends.)

The arena, once dark, is now filled with light.  Just then......CBM's music hits as he comes to the ring.  Maryse is by his side.  He is carrying the Royal GM briefcase.

 

He gets in the ring as the crowd boos with all their might.  He starts to talk.

CBM: "Now what happened last week was a disgrace to this company.  It was a disgrace to me and it should be a disgrace to all of you.....but all of you are too stupid to realize that."  The fans boo.  "Yeah that's right.  You see, a person who QUIT this company.....quit because he couldn't handle the truth....he couldn't handle that he was getting insulted by me.  I guess I insulted him once to many times.  But he left....but then decides to come back.  What is that?  I am sorry but this isn't the WWE.  It shouldn't have happened to Jeff in that company and it shouldn't happen to Skitzo.  You realize he tainted this company?  Basically it's saying.....Yeah I can leave....but no matter what I did in my life, no matter how bad it is, I can come back.  THAT IS NOT WHAT A COMPANY IS ABOUT!  That is the problem with the 101 family.  Sadly Shane got taken out last week....and McMahon 101 the week before.  But we can't have this keep happening to TFC.....so once the 101 family is eliminated.....it will be clear of viruses....but until then....this company will be tarnished."  The fans are at a steady boo now.  CBM loves it.  "Now as you can see.....Maryse is standing beside me.  She hasn't been on OWC for quite awhile....but who can blame her?  I mean 101 ran it and no one wanted to be on.  Since I basically own this, she is more than welcome to be on, and we are more than welcome to have her."

Maryse: "That's right, the women who made history on Xtreme and on War is now showing up on OWC.  I am not going to wrestle for you ungrateful people....but I will show my face so all of you can dream that you can look like me."

CBM: "That is so true Maryse.  I mean people envy your looks.....THEY ENVY IT!"  Just then CBM grabs a hold of Maryse....and they go ahead and kiss.  They go and go.....BUT WAIT.....just then Bret Hart's music comes on.  They stop kissing.  He walks to the ring.  The fans still boo.  He starts to talk.

Hart: "You are the one CBM that makes me sick to my stomach.  YOU ARE THE ONE!"

CBM: "Whoa....what did I do?"

Hart: "SHUT UP!  You know exactly what I did.  I mean if you paid attention to OWC last week, you would understand.  I even cut off camera time that someone else was going to have just so I can take it for myself....and I believe that camera time was for.....THE NWO?  You see, I don't understand your ego.  We can call tell you aren't the best owner.....not even the best GM.  At least when King of the Dead was GM....he made me champion.  At least when 101 was here.....he gave me matches and time on the show.  But what do you do?  I get drafted to your show back in the summer....and you go ahead and trade me away.  I didn't even have one DAMN match on your show.  You didn't even want anyone for me.  You make me sick.  Now that you become the head man....I haven't had a match at all.  I am the Best there is, the Best there was....."

CBM: "Yeah, and so am I!  If you forgot....I beat you for that phrase LONG time ago."

Hart: "CBM, don't mess with me.  I want matches....I want action."

CBM: "Well if you are hinting at action with Maryse....you certainly aren't getting that."  CBM and Marsye laugh.  Hart then SLAPS the face of CBM.

Hart: "I am the Excellence of Execution!"

CBM: "Well I will personally Execute your Excellence in the ring if you do NOT step off!"  Just then music plays and SKITZO....SKITZO comes out on stage.

Skitzo: "Man CBM, when people called you a grumpy old man, I thought they were joking."  CBM does a sarcastic laugh.

CBM: "OH look kids.....YOUR HERO is here!  It's.....a...da.....da....Skitzo!  Was that right Skitzo....sorry, talking to you is hard to do.  I guess those Jeff Hardy bangs in bed are catching up to you aren't they?"

Skitzo: "So original.  I mean did you go to your boyfriend Maryse for that comeback?"  The crowd laughs.

Maryse: "I am sorry....but these are REAL.....ALL REAL!  Ask CBM as he would know."

Skitzo: "Yeah, he would know....then he can tell us if his are real or not."  The crowd laughs again.  "But enough of that now.  CBM, you are the owner of TFC....the top of the top....the BIG man around campus.....don't you want to make everyone happy?  I mean that is your job.  So why not make Bret Hart happy?"

CBM: "I don't listen to you or anyone.  I don't care if people are happy.....as long as Maryse and I are happy...that's all that matters."

Skitzo: "Of course you would be looking out for your man."

Maryse: "That's enough!"

Skitzo: "Yeah, I am sorry.....I don't want to pop a boob, I MEAN, gasket!"

CBM: "FINE SKITZO....FINE!  Tonight....it's going to be....."  Hart interrupts.

Hart: "Whoa...I'm not done yet with my complaints.  I got CUT off last week in my interview."

CBM: "You weren't even suppose to have that interview....so I can care less."

Hart: "WAIT.....I got cut off by an American.  An American who thinks the U.S is better than anywhere else.  I got cut off by KURT ANGLE!  We all know Canada is the best in the world....just like me."

CBM: "Fine....FINE.....tonight it's going to be......Skitzo, Painkiller, and Kurt Angle vs. Bryant, Saleem, and Bret Hart!"

Hart: "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!!!  I am not teaming up with Bryant.  Not that idiot.  Truly, he is an idiot.  He can't spell Flaming....as in The Flaming Money.  He can't spell the simple word.....coming.  He has a problem.  He needs to go back to 5^th grade.  I past 5^th grade when I was 2 years old."

CBM: "Well Hart....if you don't listen to me.....I will execute your excellence...and your JOB!"  Skitzo, CBM, Maryse, and Bret Hart look on at each other.  Skitzo smiles, Hart is furious....and CBM is smirking.  (Commercial)

Eric: "We are back here on OWC.  This got so explosive in the beginning....that I have no idea how we can improve that.  It was so intense."

Heyman: "It sure was and we got word that we have a 6 man tag match tonight.  But before that....we have other matches to get to."

• 1. The Flaming Money and Tha Truth vs. The King of Kings and StreetHawk

Heyman: "This is surely an interesting match.  I mean last week we say The Flaming Money attack his own teammate.....The King of Kings.  Now they are on opposite sides.  Wonder how this is going to play out."

The four are in the ring as the bell sounds.  Money and King start out.  As soon as the bell rings.....King runs to Money in rage.  He picks him up and then slams him down on his back.  He jumps on him and punches his face.  Money rolls him off.  Both get up and King goes for a closeline....but Money ducks and runs in the ropes.  He comes back and King turns around.....BAM....a high knee to the chest and head of Money.  He falls.  Money gets back up.....but King throws him in the corner.  He runs to Money....but WOW....Money moves out of the way at the last second.  He grabs King by behind and.....back suplex.  Money then goes for a pin: 1-2-OH!  Both get up and Money kicks him in the gut.  He picks him up.....WHOA....backbreaker!  Money TAGS Tha Truth.  He comes running in and picks King up.  He does a standing dropkick.....WOW.  Both get up and Truth throws him in the ropes.....he comes back.....and Truth does a flying closeline.  Truth quickly gets up and climbs the corner.  King gets up.......GOOD GOD.....Truth flies for a cross body.....but King moved out of the way.  King TAGS StreetHawk.  Hawk rushes in as King gets up but he's holding his gut.

Hawk does a right hand to him.....then another.  He throws him in the ropes.  Truth comes back......BUT OH.....he ducks a closeline by Hawk.  Hawk turns around.....GOOD GOD.....Super Kick.  Hawk's upper body goes back but he still has his footing.  Truth rushes towards Money.....BUT LOOK......just as he is about to tag......Money dropped off the arpon and backed up.  Truth is confused.  He turns around.....OH.....a kick in the gut from Hawk.  Hawk lifts him up on his shoulders....his front facing up and......Destiny Call (Slammed front first on the mat).  Hawk covers: 1-2-3!  Winner: The King of Kings and StreetHawk

Both leave the ring while Truth is still lying there.  Just then Money comes in the ring.  He goes up to Truth's face.  "YOU THINK I WANT TO BE HERE WITH YOU?".....says Money.  Just then Money picks him up.....twists around his arm and stands on his side and......GOOD GOD.....Forward Russian Legsweep!  His head bounces off the canvas and he lies motionless.  (Commercial)

The camera is in the back with Ultimate Warrior.

Warrior: "I am here with.....The Flaming Money.  Now Money, you have attacked your teammates the past 2 weeks, not to mention that they are both different people.  One question....WHY?"

Money: "I can tell you why.  You see, I am not the talent you should put as tag team contender.  I made an impact here when I came....and I will continue to do that.  I came here with AM Punk, yes he did beat me in character of the week when we debuted at the same time, but that doesn't give you any money, so who cares?  I am all about the money.....as I said.....my shoes are worth more than your house.  I want to make something very clear to CBM.....I am not tag teaming anymore.  It's time for singles.....one reason is because I deserve it....another reason......well you get more money.  I need more money in my life and less friends in my life.  Friends only take what's good for ya....and to me....that's money!"

• 2. King of the Dead vs. Ssj5vin

Eric: "Since King made his return, he has made quite an impact.  First he wins the TFC 24/7 Title, he then goes on and represents OWC in a GREAT War show this week and WON!  Yeah, he won it for OWC.  Then he has got everyone talking on the forums.  But with rewards, come risks.  Last week it was a 3-1 Handicap match.  It was King vs. SS, Xtremeonelita, and Tha Truth.  King one that but SS ran out with his belt at the end of the match.  King is furious and wants his title back...and I think he is going to get it."

King, already in the ring, waits for SS.  The crowd is booing King just for standing there.  Then SS comes out.  The crowd boos also, but very little cheer.  He has King's title over his shoulder.  He has a cocky smile on his face.  He comes to the ring.....WAIT.....just then King grabs the ropes....jumps over them....GOOD GOD....lands right on SS for a crossbody.  The match didn't even start yet.  King gets up and then gets SS up.  He throws him in the steel steps.....BAM!  They go flying.  King then goes to him....picks him up......and rolls him in the ring.  The bell sounds.

King covers: 1-2-NO!  Wow...that was close.  King gets SS up and does a vertical suplex.  King gets up....slowly bounces off the ropes....and drops a knee right on the head of SS.  King gets up again....slowly bounces off the opposing ropes.....goes to SS.....GOOD GOD.....steps on the head of SS so hard!  SS screams and rolls in pain as he is holding his head.  King gloats and the fans hate it.  "That's what you get for taking my title you FOOL!"  King gets SS up....but WAIT...SS pushes King back and....BAM....dose a right hand.  He then does another.  SS runs into the ropes....he come back.....BUT OH....a huge boot to the chest of SS makes him fall instantly.  King laughs.  He gets SS up....kick in the gut.....Twist of Fate!  King goes to the top rope.  He's about to jump....but then thinks.  NO....he decides....and goes outside and grabs a chair.  He brings it in the ring.  SS has wobbly legs but stands up.  He turns to King.....NOOOO......King swings for the fences....but OH....SS ducks.  King drops the chair.  Just then SS kicks King in the gut.....DDT ON THE CHAIR!  Ding, Ding, Ding!  Winner: King of the Dead

SS doesn't care anymore and smashes away on King's head making him bleed.  WAIT....out of nowhere....Xtremeonelita comes out from the crowd.  She goes by the announcer's table....picks up the TFC 24/7 Title....and runs up the ramp and backstage with it.  Just then  SS sees her run away.  He gets up and looks at her.  Just then he turns......KICK from a standing, bloody King.....Twist of Fate ON THE CHAIR!  King sits up on the mat and looks right in a camera.  He slowly licks his lips that are covered with blood.  (Commercial)

The camera is backstage, in CBM's 5 star office.  He is saying....is it ready....is it?  He then begins to talk.

CBM: "Finally.  Now I got cut off and was interrupted by mindless people at the beginning of this show.  I never had disrespect like that.  I mean I am the chairman of this company.....I have more power than anyone and I get treated like this?  NO!  Then after the commercial break....I told Heyman, Paul Heyman, to say I am backstage with a camera and have something to say.  I yelled right in his ear...but what does he do?  He goes and announces a match.  He makes me sick!  So with that being said, I have more announcements to make.  Now last week I issued a challenge to the TFC locker room.  I said that I am having an open challenge to say star in TFC.  All they need to do is make a thread in The Fan's Voice forum....but what happens....NO ONE DID IT!  It completely shows that EVERYONE is scared of me.  It shows that NO one wants to be taken out of their career just yet.  I retired King of the Dead....I can surely retire anyone else."  Just then King of the Dead barges in the door.

King: "Did I hear you correctly?  YOU retired me?  Why yes you did....for a bit.  But look whose back.  I am better than ever.....my back is still in bad shape....it might not ever be 100%.....but I am here."

CBM: "Yes you are....now get the HELL out of my office or you will be FIRED....and I can do that you know!"  King looks at him and then says....

King: "Okay, I need to find someone anyway."  He slowly walks away still looking at CBM.

CBM: "Anyway, since no one wanted to face me, I have a day off.  It's sad that I am too good for everyone.  But one last thing before I forget as I was interrupted AGAIN!  There needs to be consequences for that.  I have an update on Sami.  Now Sami faced in the horrific Torture Chain of Horror Match.  She plummeted 15 feet and went through the announcer's table....then hitting concrete floor.  Sami was out last week to be further evaluated....and this week I am here to announce....that she will be out for some time with injuries she obtained.  She broke a rib and broke a bone in her arm.  She is out....but the NWO will move on.  With that being said.....there will be measures taken as to who shot me.  I been holding it off for long enough.  I got the evidence....and I got the possible suspects.  Everyone should be scared.....EVERYONE!"

 vs.

• 3. AM Punk (Champ) vs. Sharona

Eric: "This has been quite a story....for the 2 of them.  First Sharona has the heart of The Real King of Kings.  Rumors are going around about her relationship with the NWO and what she truly thinks about it.  Not only that, we know her relationship with Punk....as she goes and completely disrespects him day after day on the forums.  Punk is committed to bring himself up in OWC and show all of the main stars here that he does mean business.  One that he has his eyes on is Sharona.  He defeated her boyfriend King last week.....and then attacked her.  Now she can get revenge.....but will Punk still continue his undefeated streak?"

Both stars are in the ring as the bell sounds.  Both walk up to each other.....and tie up.....but Punk kicks Sharona in the gut and she falls on her knees.  Punk chuckles....then backs up.....AND OH....does a low dropkick right to her face.  She bends back as still kneeling.  Her head hits the mat while her legs are still under her.  Punk gets up and is beside her.  She then lifts her torso up....and kneels again.  Just then.....WOW....a side kick right to Sharona's chest.  You can hear the SMACK!  She screams in pain and she gets up and waits in the corner.  Punk goes to the opposing side....runs to her.....GOOD GOD....a jumping knee to her chest.  He screams in victory and then grabs her head....and bulldog....but she pushes him away.  He turns to her...but she lifts him up....atomic drop.  He holds his parts....but she lifts him up again....atomic drop.  He is in pain.  Just then she lifts him up......ATOMIC DROP.  He jumps up and down in pain.  Sharona then closelines him.  Punk gets up and gets closelined again.  He is up again and she throws him in the ropes.  He comes back and she does a flying forearm....BUT OH.....Punk ducks and she flies and falls to the mat face first.  Punk turns her around, having her lay on her back.  He grabs her legs......OH....catapult!  She goes chest first into the corner.  She walks backwards....and he grabs her for a roll up: 1-2-OH!

Both get up but Sharona does a armdrag on Punk.  Both get up and she does it again.  Both get up....BUT THIS TIME.......GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY.....Punk does a roundhouse kick to the head of Sharona.......SHE FALLS!  Punk runs up to her....jumps in the air....goes back-first right on her chest!  He then covers: 1-2-NO!  Punk can't believe it.  Just then The Real King of Kings comes down the ramp.  Punk looks on at him.  He then turns to Sharona.....NOOOOO......Sweet Chin Music!  She covers: 1-2-OH!!!!!  Sharona and King can't believe it.  She gets up and asks King what to do next.  While he tells her to hit him with another....Punk stands up.  She turns.....SWEET CHIN MUSIC.....but Punk catches her leg......spins her around.....and then picks her up on his shoulders.  He walks to the middle of the ring......GTH (Knee to face).  Punk covers: 1-2-3!  Winner: AM Punk

King slightly rolls in the ring and grabs Sharona.....pulls him out of the ring and walks her up the ramp.  Punk gets a mic.

Punk: "So Sharona, you want to tell me what you think of me now?  Come on.....TELL ME!  Wait...you can't because you can't speak....BECAUSE OF ME!  You listen to me.....I will show one by one to ALL OF YOU that I deserve respect.  I will show each one of you.  I showed The Real King of Kings....Sharona....JYP.  I will show Poison, Saleem, and Bryant.  I will continue my path and you will see.....that I will burn you in hell!"

The camera goes back to Linda McMahon 101.  She is walking backstage with guards all around her.  JUST THEN....the lights go out....the lights come on in the hallway....and all of the guards are knocked out.  Linda is standing in the middle.  She is scared and very nervous.  Just then the lights go out again....they come back on.....POISON!  Poison has Linda in his arm as he walks down the hallway.  Where he was lays his black bat.  He continues to walk until he is off camera.

Eric: "Did you see that?  Well McMahon 101...check.  Shane....check.  Linda....now check!  Hahaha....this is getting easier every week."

Heyman: "Speaking about Poison....he has his match next."

• 4. The Wrestling Machines (Captain Pwnage & Shaun) vs. Poison and The Real King of Kings

Eric: "Well se seen King before but I really wonder if his tag team partner is going to make it on account they are facing the undefeated team of The Wrestling Machines."

The Wrestling Machines are in the ring.  The Real King of Kings comes out as the fans boo.  He has an NWO shirt on.  He is still thinking about Sharona.  Just then.....the lights go out.....AND ALREADY IN THE RING.....Poison WITH his black bat.

 

Heyman: "How in the world did he do that?"

Eric: "He has powers.....don't question them."

King gets outside and Shaun does too.  The bell sounds and Poison and Captain lock up.  Both are pushing each other....but Poison pushes Captain back in a corner.  The ref counts.  Poison backs away....then slaps Captain across the face.  He gets angry.....so ducks behind Poison....grabs him from behind.....WOW....german suplex!  Captain gets up and stomps on Poison.  The ref has to push him off of Poison.  Captain gets him up....but Poison hits him with a strong right hand.  He throws Captain in the ropes....he comes back and.....WHOA....back body drop.  Captain gets up but Poison throws him in the corner.  He runs to him.....BOOM...a big splash!  Poison then drags him to the center of the ring.....body slam!  Poison goes and.....TAG King.  He goes up to the second rope.  He flies.....GOOD GOD....drops a right hand right on the head of Captain.  He covers: 1-2-OH!  Both get up....but Captain kicks King in the gut and....swinging neckbreaker!  Captain slowly crawls....so does King......TAG ON BOTH TEAMS.  Both stars rush in.  They hit right after right at each other.  But Poison does it more rapidly.  He then throws Shaun in the ropes....he comes back....but Shaun....GOOD GOD......SPEAR!  He speared Poison!  He covers: 1-2-NO!  Shaun locks on a headlock.  Poison is losing oxygen....but then fights out of it.  He gets to his feet and hits elbows to Shaun to release it.

Poison runs into the ropes.....runs to Shaun....but Shaun ducks the closeline from Poison.  Both run the other way in the ropes.....both turn around......NO.....The Poison Knife (Pump Kick)!  Poison goes to cover: 1-2-CAPTAIN BREAKS!  He pushes Poison off of him.  He gets Poison up.....kicks him in the gut.....Pwnage Bomb (Gutwrench Powerbomb).  Captain then goes to his corner.  Shaun is crawling.....TAG.  NOOOO.....Poison is crawling....TAG!  Both rush in.....King tries for a closeline....but Captain ducks it.....he continues to run....but WAIT....Poison is on his feet and has the bat at hand.  BASH, BAM, SMASH......hits Captain right across the head of it!  Ding, Ding, Ding!  Just then Shaun comes in....but King turns sideways......The King Down (Super Kick).  Shaun falls to the mat.  Poison and King look on and raise their arms.

Eric: "They aren't raising their arms in victory....but raising it in success!"

Heyman: "The Wrestling Machines are STILL undefeated."  (Commercial)

• 5. Saleem (Champ), Bryant (Champ), & Bret Hart vs. Kurt Angle, Skitzo, & Painkiller

Heyman: "Now remember the rules people....if Bret Hart does NOT come out for this match....he will be FIRED!"  Kurt Angle, Painkiller and Skitzo come out.  They get a huge applause.  Skitzo gets the loudest one.  Then Saleem comes.  He gets booed.  Bryant comes and he gets booed more.  Just then....music plays.  NO BRET HART.  The music stops and plays again.....IT'S BRET HART!  "Oh, he's here!"

He comes to the ring as he looks disgusted.  He doesn't even get in the ring....but goes directly to his corner.  Bryant starts out....and Kurt Angle does.  The bell rings and both move around.  They go ahead and tie up....but Bryant kicks him in the gut.  Kurt falls to 1 knee.  Bryant pounds on his back.  He then picks Kurt up....throws him in the ropes.  He comes back and Bryant lifts him up and....OH.....Bearhug!  He already has it locked in.  Bryant is squeezing as Kurt is in pain.  Just then Kurt hits the head of Bryant.  Hits it a couple times and he drops Kurt.  Kurt kicks Bryant in the gut and then does hard rights that back him up in the corner.  Kurt continues the attack with punches and kicks.  He then grabs Bryant.....and throws him in the opposing corner.  Kurt runs to him....BUT OH....Bryant runs toward Kurt and......BAM, BASH, CLASH....both do a double shoulder block.  Both fall.  But it doesn't take long for both of them to get on their feet.  Kurt rushes to Bryant....grabs him......belly to belly suplex!  Kurt yells as the fans cheer.  Bret looks on in anger.

Angle goes to his corner....TAG Painkiller.  He comes in and goes on attack.  He picks up Bryant and pushes him in the corner.  He does several elbow shots right to the head of Bryant.  He then does uppercut punches.  Bryant sits down in the corner.  Killer then chokes him by using his foot.  The ref counts to 4 and Killer backs up.  Bryant gets to his feet....yells as he runs to Killer.....BUT Killer does a big boot and Bryant falls down.  Bryant quickly gets up....goes to Killer....but he picks Bryant up and....body slam.  Bryant gets up again....runs....but Killer grabs him by the throat.  He chokes him....but Bryant hits the arm off.  He does several rights and then lifts up Killer.......GOOD GOD....Backbreaker!  Bryant drops him and goes over to the corner: Tag Saleem.  He runs in and does a chinlock on Killer.  But Killer being too strong.....stands up.  He pushes Saleem off.  He throws Saleem in the ropes....he comes back but Saleem kicks Killer in the gut.....DDT!  Killer just bounced back up on his feet.  Saleem goes and....dropkick!  Killer goes backwards....but Saleem goes and....atomic drop to him....then a closeline.  Killer falls.  He then gets up....but Saleem kicks him hard in the gut....BAM...and he rolls to his corner: TAG SKITZO!  Skitzo rushes in and....BAM...a closeline by him on Saleem.  Saleem gets up but gets another closeline.  Skitzo throws Saleem in the ropes.....only to be thrown by a hiptoss.  The fans are going crazy.

Skitzo goes to the second rope.....Saleem gets up.......missile dropkick!  Bryant then comes in.....but so does Painkiller.  Killer runs to Bryant.....OH.....CLOSELINE OUT OF THE RING OVER THE ROPES!  Both land hard.  Saleem falls from the dropkick, but gets up and rushes to his corner.  WAIT.....just as he was about to tag......Bret Hart SPITS in the face of Saleem and then steps down off the apron.  Saleem can't believe it.  Skitzo is climbing the top rope now.  Saleem wanted to tag out but can't.  Hart waves him good-bye in a sarcastic manner.  Saleem is outraged.  He turns and goes back.....BUT GOOD GOD......missile dropkick from the top!  The crowd cheers with all their might.  Just then Hart walks away and up the ramp.  Bryant and Painkiller are fighting outside.  Saleem gets up....Skitzo goes behind him...... SkitzoFrenik (Unprettier)!  He covers: 1-2-3!  Winner: Kurt Angle, Skitzo, and Painkiller

Just then Skitzo asks for a mic.  Kurt stands in the ring with Skitzo.  Still Killer and Bryant are beating their lights out of each other.

Skitzo: "OH.....Saleem....sorry if that hurt you.  I mean it only happened to about a dozen people....one being your own boss just last week.  But I got news for you......you vs. me......at Feast or Fire......for the TFC Title!  Now enjoy the feast of......SKITZO!"