Hello everyone!

It's Sunday. I'm late with the SmackDown review but hey...I'm only human.

The more I hear MVP's entrance music, the more I Iike it. It's growing on me.  He's not. Let's not not get crazy kids! He's just annoying. But his music can stay.

Jeff Hardy is hot. There. I said it. His tats, his arms...sexy sexy sexy. There's something about him that's more impressive than his brother. Although, both are great, both are extremely talented and both have equally accomplished great things within the WWE. I just  can't help but feel that Jeff has that little something extra. I can't quite put my finger on it. But I'd love to try to! 

Observation1: Shelton Benjamin reminds me of Carlton Banks from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

Jimmy Wang Yang...hahaha. Still love sayin' that especially with a southern twang y'all.

Atleast Shelton is now moving up in the ranks. It was touch and go for a while but he hung in there. If he keeps going like he is, I see top honors ahead. Gold suits him just fine.

Observation 2: I love Edge's mysterious over-hanging forehead

I think it's time we find Festus a worthy opponent.  What would happen if the bell was forever silenced???? Look out locker room!

The Battle Royal

Mr. Kennedy. Always great to see him, and I'm glad he's a fan favorite now.

Khali. He's a lock for Frankenstein's Monster should WWE produce a movie...

MVP. Yep..you guessed it. Still ANNOYING. But, you gotta love his swagger coming down to the ring.

Umaga. Still needs to speak. However, he was with some great company this week.  Good.

Hardy. Always great to watch (see previous comments)

Big Show. The gentle giant. Could be even bigger if he could score some extra air time in matches that show his talent off.

I'd, personally, like to see the Big Show, Umaga and the Great Khali in a Triple Threat Match! Wow. Can the ring take that kind of punishment???

For a moment I actually thought Jeff was going to win the Battle Royal.  Wouldn't THAT have been something?

Triple H vs. Khali?  hmm...

The Divas belt looks great around the waist of Michelle McCool. Hope she keeps it for a while. I want to see the SmackDown Divas against the Raw Divas. Which brand has the tougher Divas?

Maryse: aka "The Whipper."

Observation 3: Does anyone else get sick of the 90210 commercials during the show?

Speaking of commercials. Wrestlemania is huge. It's practically the Super Bowl.  So, why doesn't the WWE have the same funny/great commercials during Wrestlemania? Fans create their commercials. I'd love to see a contest airing the winning commercial? Maybe?  Just another idea that floats around in my head. Hope floats people!

Okay..Brian Kendrick I swear looks more and more like John Morrison every week!. However, I AM liking his ferocity and aggressiveness now. I got to say, Good for him! He impressed me this week. He actually WOWed me and that's not easy to do.

Observation 4: Shannon Moore..no Shawn Michaels..no...it was Shannon Moore but you have to wake up pretty early in the morning to trick me WWE! Good attempt though.

The Undertaker is back!!!!!  Three cheers for the Taker, the Taker, the Taker, Threee cheers for the Taker, we love him so much!  Woohoo baby!!!

I knew there was a reason I loved Summer Slam so much. It's brewing something mighty tasty everyone!!!! 

Well, that's it for now. Have a great RAW and week. Rock it out but don't break anything!

Flawless

Hello WWE fans!

Let's get right into it, shall we?

Edge and Vicki's wedding reception: Wow!  What a gorgeous cake!!! Oh, right..focus. If I ran my wedding like that, we'd be holding it in someones basement! Should she be wearing white?  Should he be wearing white?  What's the protocol here? I'd call the wedding planner but, as we all know now, her hands are full.

Observation 1: I'm not really sure why Hornswoggle is still around. He's cute...I guess. But what is his purpose again, other than distracting things??????

Observation 2: The Big match with Shelton Benjamin, MVP, The Great Khali and Vladamir against The Big Show was complete "filler". I don't like "farce" matches just to pass the time.  The focus was obviously E & V's wedding but still.  You have all that ego, talent and opportunity in the ring and then...nothing!  A waste really. If it wasn't a Sunday, I'd say it was an insult to my intelligence.

Anyhoo,

Jimmy Wang Yang. No comment, I just love saying that name!

Mr. Kennedy has finally arrived and not a moment too soon.  He faced Umaga, who is still up in the air with me.  Kennedy is a good little actor.  That Umaga needs to channel his rage into a decent hair style. What up dude?

Speaking of hair...who has it better, Edge or John Morrison?  This could go either way.  But any Smackdown is a good Smackdown as long as John Morrison is in it. (personal opinion everyone..don't get hostile on me)

Matt and Jeff Hardy destroyed the wedding cake. Ahh...cake...what a gorgeous cake!  Oh, right..focus again!  But it's always good to see the bro's together..or not.

Is there ANY match Edge WON'T interrupt?

Hey Edge...Hell hath no fury...but you gotta love Edge sometimes...who didn't see that one coming???

Again, these are personal views.

Crackin' eggs and buttering the bundt,

Flawless

Oh...does anyone remember how funny and annoying Kurt Angle used to be.  I was watching the Rock DVD set and it brought back memories. Makes you appraciate what you had when it's gone. I'd like for Kurt to come back to the WWE someday. But if not, thanks, Kurt!

Oh..and one more opinion, as if you want one more, right?  I'm always chiming in here and there on other blogs asking which show is the better brand? Raw vs. Smackdown.  They both are great! They both have faults. What one has the other lacks. They are sister shows.  The writers are doing their jobs well, otherwise WWE Fan Nation probably never would be in effect.  Like a football game, you can't have a home team without an opposing team to play.  People root for one and not the other. That's the way it goes. I love both shows!

Today's advice:  Appreciate both, because one day, it could all be gone. Thanks WWE. The Bell Tolls For You! 

I'm just going to start right in.  Quick and painless is always the way to go, baby!

Hair pulling ALWAYS looks and IS painful. However, when Katie Lea does it, it looks torturous! OWW!  Please leave the roots, girl!  She's more exciting to watch than her brother. What's his name again?

The Beth vs. Santino match? What a welcomed surprise! Finally! You go girl! woohoo! Such a proud moment (sniff sniff).

Watching CM Punk vs. Kane reminded me of an episode of Inspector Gadget vs. Dr. Claw! Go Go Gadget Title Belt!!!!

Last comment, I swear, I am REALLY looking forward to HBK vs.Y2J at the Great American Bash.  This could be a slobberknocker..oh J.R. (sniff sniff)

Question: Remember Sable?

Question: Does anyone else think Ted Dibiase and Randy Orton look alike? They could be long lost brothers. Again, just an opinion.

Well, that's all for now. Had BBQ last night and birthday cake.  AHHH nothin' like it.

From the Boston Harbor,

Flawless

There are certain things in this life,one cannot change: what family you're born into, stalkers, and evolution.  However, after watching Smackdown last night. I have hope. I have hope that things will change in the WWE.

Shelton Benjamin won last night.  I love when he's merciless cause he's a damn fine athletic competitor but needs something...more. hmmm... I wonder what it is...

Mr. Kennedy gets hotter and hotter, in more ways than one, by the minute (sorry guys, a girl moment).  I see him as a "main eventer" very soon, VERY soon, I hope. His roundhouse kick was awesome last night.

Will Umage ever speak? Better yet, will he ever truly fit in anywhere? It just gets more and more awkward to watch him.  Does anyone else feel this way at all? Don't get me wrong, he's a force to be wreckoned with, but can we please give him a reason for being there!!!! This could be a job for someone special. This job's too big for you and me. He needs some help. But never fero. It looks like a job, for a Higglytown Hero!

John Morrison succombed again to yet another wrestler. It's a little insulting now.  tisk tisk wwe. HOWEVER, I truly hope (there's that word again) this new development will pave the way to his superstardom. His flamboyant charm is reminiscent of some old school wrestlers. And don't we need a little old school sometimes?

Triple H walks the walk and talks the talk. His entrance is just as big as he is and rightfully so.  He's simply awesome looking. "The king of kings" is right. But who will be the next wrestler to sit upon the throne as evolution dictates change is imminent?

Side note* I like the "Did You Know" facts. It's a little bit of sense in a senseless world. Ahhh clarity.

I believe Maryse is going to get whiplash one of these days. Love Natalya's hair color btw. (sorry guys. another girl moment)

Vladimir Kozlov is one bad Russian!  His nose says so! And, I'm not sure, but I think Stevie Richards has longer hair than me now

Vicki and Edge...ahh...what can I say but true love prevails all the time.  Or does it? Edge apparently holds way more cards then he thinks he does.  But don't think for a second he's not going to protect what's his...even if it is from his fiance Vicki.  Once an Edge, always an Edge!

Well, that's all for now.

Oh..wait...That king form Burger King really creeps out!

Cheese ya lata',

Flawless