The longer the day ticks on the more I ponder the craziness of this world and my place in that world. When left alone this kind of thinking leads to many Scooby snacks, books, bad lighting, and fuzzy slippers. Constantly exploring and sifting through the layers upon layers that formulate who I am, I've come to one solid conclusion. It is the most compelling and telling insight to date into "what makes Flawless tick". I sometimes see life the way it SHOULD be, not the way it actually IS. I tend to migrate outside the box rather than just stepping away from it. I find it's best to not get caught up in the drama of everyday life. However, everyday drama is the very stuff that keeps us connected to life. The drama is a writer's dream! It's a catch 22 and a balance that constantly needs maintenance checks from every angle. And for every angle, another side of the story is told.   

So, let's see who made MY news this week.

General Manager Theodore Long struck a huge deal with The Big Show recently by allowing him a World Heavyweight Championship match against The Undertaker in exchange for the assurance Team SmackDown would win Bragging Rights. Betrayal meant nothing to The Big Show and a man with nothing to lose and everything to gain is the most dangerous man in the WWE! Show may still be a proud member of the RAW roster but the RAW roster wasn't proud of SHOW. Revenge was sought. And after a night shrouded in mystery as to whom exactly will be the next in line to face Cena at Survivor Series, it was announced that a triple threat is in order: DX vs. Cena for the WWE Championship. And we all know how well these things go.

I think when Kofi Kingston lost his accent he may have lost some of his marbles as well. I admire Kofi's guts and reckless abandon. However, blatant attacks involving ANYTHING Randy Orton is just an invitation to Hell! You don't just get Orton, you get Legacy too. I hope Kofi knows what he's doing.  I must point out too that Randy hasn't been the same since the Iron Man Match and destroying the car (a gift no less) from Legacy may have just sealed Kofi's fate. Randy WILL go all the way to the board if he has to to get the WWE Championship back. Everyone on the roster now has Cena's face and Kofi just set Orton off even more! Randy's rampage will be bold and spontaneous. Yes!

A Cease and Desist Order didn't phase Hornswoggle. He still wore the DX gear with pride even when he interfered in the dramedy match. That's right, between Santino's comedy and Chavo's drama; it was entertainment at its best. The Diva's Champion Melina and Jillian Hall brought the action. Side Note: White Collar on USA is FABULOUS!

• 1) So, I guess Shelton Benjamin is nothing more than a footnote to Sheamus now that he's on RAW. But FYI Sheamus, usually people don't announce that they're making impressions. They just do it. Welcome to RAW.
• 2) I'd love to see Evan Bourne make a run for the U.S. Title. The Miz and Swagger are distracted with wooing Eve.
• 3) I wished Legacy stole the RAW and SmackDown cars from Kyle and Joey and drove off with them!

 And I can't stress this one enough

• 4) Don't leave Randy alone with the PYRO PEOPLE!!!!!

In other news, The Big Show faced everyone and lost. And we couldn't have been happier. Sorry big guy. You had it coming.

Has anyone REALLY ever been a day late and dollar short? REALLY?

Quick, somebody catch Jericho. Harry Potter called and wants his Quidditch Cup back!

Flawless