Hypothetical question: What would you do if you were William Regal for a day? Lets say you're the upper crust of British Society and you joined together two of the biggest, more powerful men in the WWE. Let's also say for argument sake you're actually "friends" with the two colossal titans yet maintain a certain level of control over them. Your goal: to obtain the ECW Championship. How would you go about attaining that goal?  To make it easier I'll give you a multiple choice.

• A) Sick your buddies on everyone and anyone who stands in the way while you plot and scheme your way to the top.
• B) Continue to dominate the brand in hope that General Manager Tiffany will recognize you as the next ECW Champion.
• C) Take out any and all other declared # 1 Contenders until there's no one left so Tiffany has no other alternative but to choose you.
• D) Dole out unwarranted punishment on the ECW roster until you eventually get what you want (see A)
• E) All of the above

You see, while Tiffany looks as lovely as a rose, Regal is convinced he smells like one. This is not good. Before long, it'll be a war of the roses and also when the gorgeous GM will need to show us just how much of an army she has really has. I say Regal vs. the rest! This is, after all, EXTREME Championship Wrestling isn't it? That's what the sign says on the door. Enter at your own risk. If he's so determined to stay in the public eye, then I say give the people something more to watch!   

And speaking of watching more, Goldust and Tommy Dreamer had a dickens of time with "the man's" best friends, Vladimir Kozlov and Ezekiel Jackson.  Programmed to do one thing and one thing only; destroy, the two did just that. Jackson pinned Dreamer and Goldust was just seconds too late from preventing the fall.

With very little time to dress Regal was ready for action, after a fashion, against the new comer and popular Yoshi Tatsu. Yoshi super kicked his way to victory but this was only one battle. And with every battle the regal one gets more and more impatient and agitated. I, for one, am almost afraid to see what the usually composed and poised Englishman will do if there's a hitch in his giddy-up.

Between you and me: I loathe not being able to watch Superstars on WGN America!

The matches between Zack Ryder and Christian are definitely heating up and appear to be getting harder and harder with the passing weeks. Ryder, not an official employee of the American Red Cross, was out to draw blood Tuesday night and Christian was first on the list. Ryder is a survivor and his appearance is only camouflage. Batten down the hatches everyone. There's a fire in the hole!

Let your haters be motivators,

Flawless