Hi Universers!

I feel a bit out of sorts and backwards today. Ever just wake up feeling all wrong and everything you pick up drops or your mind doesn't feel like thinking about anything "deep" or heavy? Well, welcome to my world today! Of course, listening to Bang Your Head by Quiet Riot doesn't help the situation any. Eh, oh well.

Cedric The Entertainer grooved into Monday RAW, changed Santino's life ambition AND was challenged by Chavo Guerrero all in the first half hour!

Fact: DX dislikes Legacy

Fact: Legacy dislikes DX

Fiction: That these two highly volatile tag teams will EVER settle their differences in or out of a cell. Hell is definitely expected.

Fact: The Miz has set his sights on the U.S. Championship

Fact: Jack Swagger also has his eye on the very same prize

Fiction: Either one of these men will get the opportunity to steal the belt a third time!

Fact: Randy Orton wants the WWE Title back

Fact: John Cena doesn't plan on letting Randy have it back

Fiction: To think these two will leave the cell in one piece if at all. They will unleash hell upon themselves. 

Fiction: To think Randy Orton won't have a plan underway

Fiction: To think Cena won't be prepared for it!

Fact: Alicia Fox has an unquenchable craving for the Divas Championship

Fact: So does Beth Phoenix

Fact: Mickie James will do more than her best keep the belt with her

Fiction: That Mickie James will ever underestimate Fox after what happened Monday night.

Fiction: That Mickie will forget about Beth on her heels.

Fact: Cena now has a gauntlet to get through

Fact: Lillian Garcia will no longer be with the WWE. Heartfelt goodbyes were shared. I teared up.  I wish Lillian the best of luck in her future endeavors.  She will be missed.

Fact: Reverend Al Sharpton will be guest host of RAW next Monday night.

Fiction: For John Cena to think that it's even close to being over with Randy Orton. After the turmoil he put Triple H through, I'd be cautious. That's all I'm saying.

Basically, this blog boils down to just one perplexing question:  What up with the goat in the limo????

Rock on!

Flawless