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The legendary Bob Barker brought the house down on RAW Monday night. It was so great to see him and can I just mention how precious that microphone is?  Love it.  Also, it was great to hear the distinctive voice of Howard Finkel!  He too did a fine job!  I think watching RAW this week was such a good time. The pricing game in the beginning, the prizes that nobody won and the mayhem that ensued in and out of the ring all made for a wonderful night of crazy cool fun!

Mr. Jericho won the first pricing game whether he liked it or not. However, he couldn't win the bigger prize until he beat M.V.P.  Mr. Porter didn't let any negative thinking into this match. He hit a beautiful jawbuster on Jericho and the "Ballin'" superstar took the win and the trip away from Happy Boy.  Sorry. Mr. Jericho.

I've got two words for you, "Spin it!"  Bob told DX to spin the big wheel to see who they'd face later on in the night and the lucky winners were Chris Masters and (uh oh) The Viper himself, Randy Orton.

Chavo was given the exciting opportunity to win a red Chevy Corvette.  All he had to do was beat Evan Bourne. However, even with the added incentive Chavo still couldn't seal the deal.  All the shoulder shimmies in the world couldn't shake his blues away after Hornswoggle interfered long enough for Bourne to roll Chavo up into a refreshing Guerrero wrap! Side note: How adorable is Evan Bourne? (hee hee).

Speaking of things all wrapped up, Cody Rhodes came out before his match with John Cena and spoke briefly about last week's controversial RKO on his father Dusty.  The young Rhodes chose his career over his family. It's as simple as that.  Or is it?  Here's what I got from it. Cody mentioned that Randy was the one who made him a "main eventer" not his father. However, he followed THAT up with this, "there is nothing this son wouldn't do for his career." Nothing, you say?  Hmm, interesting.  Let's shift the focus for a minute back to the match.  What I liked about this match was that Cena no longer looked at Cody with underestimating eyes.  Cody made Cena break a mean sweat by the end of the match. Of course, this excludes Randy Orton's little guest appearance.  I've got to tell you something. I know Cena says he'll never change. But I, for one, would love to see him just once, take to Randy's level. He gets that little evil smirk and I go to pieces! (Got to giggle again)

What is this announcement of Batista's next week? I'm in suspense.  Oh, and how fabulous will it be to see the one and only Trish Stratus again? Can't wait!

Another pricing game catapulted Santino into the spotlight.  His prize was a Jacuzzi, minus the Bella twins.  His job was to body slam the Big Show.  He was quickly demolished but Mark Henry made his authoritative appearance to settle some unfinished business.  Although Henry did get the slam on the giant, business is still on going between these two.

Bob Barker took Chavo down. Is there ANYONE who can't????

The Masterpiece, Chris Masters and the WWE Champion Randy Orton (I sigh with relief when I say that), whipped DX member, Shawn Michaels from one end of the ring to the other. The match was getting out of control and Rhodes and DiBiase got Randy out of there before more damage was made.  DX went after Legacy and the chase was on.  All I saw were barrels. It was an all out brawl and made its way to the back and out the door!  Meanwhile, The Viper slithered his way from the fray and made it back to the ring. John Cena wanted a piece of Randy but was caught with a vicious DDT and an RKO on a steel chair! 

How long can a PPV last? I can't see either one of these men saying, "I quit". There's just too much at stake.

Sweet!

I'm out,

Flawless