The 800th episode of RAW!!!  Wow, was it good. From beginning to end, I was excited.  So, here's the skinny from my little corner of the universe using only my opinions, of course.

Randy Orton opened the show.  How freakin' happy was I?? I love his persistence. He reminds me of myself, only I don't kick people in the head whenever I get mad.  However, I cannot tell a lie, I've imagined it SEVERAL times.

Matt and Jeff Hardy exploded out to the ring and I LOVED Jeff's make up!  He's an enigma and amuses me.  But not, ha ha amuses me. I mean, he's intriguing.  His face had two sides; split in two. If a picture says a thousand words then the outside must reflect the inside.  That interests me even more.  He's got all the signs of the classic superhero.  Troubled and struggling but always searching for some sort of redemption.  Maybe that's it.  Maybe he needs redemption.  Whatever it is, whatever he needs or wants, or journeys to find, I respect it. I admire it, and I thank God for it.  Maybe that's why we are attracted to him.  Somedays, we need a superhero.  Am I catapulting him to superhero status? Okay.  I'll go there. It's not like we don't have the evidence to back it up.  Rewind to Jeff's start with the WWE.  Nuff said.

The 8 man, over-the-top-rope-Battle Royal, was quick and to the point, really.  DiBiase elimintaed his own allies, hmmm.  In the words of the Hurricane: "What's up with that???"  I'm stumped.  But I'm definitely curious. Regal won. I have no idea how that happened but he'll continue on to face Santino now.  

Psyched to see Stephanie McMahon!!!

Adamle resigned.  Shane did his little victory dance. I'm not sure what's more scary; the dance itself or the fact that I look forward to it!  I need to get out more. But bonus...Randy's back in wrestling action baby!!!!  Finally.  I feel like I've been waiting forever. He didn't look too happy but I am giddy with gush and blush. 

The fact that Kozlov could beat Charlie Haas in under a minute was funnier than the gimmick he tried to pull off!  lol.... hee hee

DX vs. The Miz and Morrison. This was funny. However, I thought it was going to be longer for some reason.  DX won.  Like we didn't see that coming?  Their record and legend is in tact.  If politics weren't involved, would the outcome have been different???  We know better. shh...did I say that?  I love DX. But, I'm curious, that's all.

I have no comment on the Diva match, or lack of it. At least they were present and accounted for.

This blog needs a lighter moment. I'm slipping to the dark side.  wait...(deep breath).  Right!  I'm back.

Side Note: I wish Edge would come to RAW.

CM Punk vs. Randy Orton.  Through chaos comes clarity.  Randy looked great. CM looked ready.  I love both of these wrestlers and  they both have scores to settle. The shocker was when DiBiase interrupted the match.  He was over zealous, anxious to be great already, and on a high from the battle royal.  He needs to find patience.  His ego, perhaps, is bigger than his lot.  So, Randy responded the only way he needed to: punting him in the head.  When DiBiase regains clarity, he'll have learned something.  But what?  I'm afraid to see what it is.  The hardest thing to teach someone is that a man's character is his destiny.  So, the question now becomes: will he choose his destiny, or is it already chosen for him?

JBL vs. The Undertaker.  What gym is in Death Valley?  The Undertaker's chest is rockin'!  It's hot.  Is that weird? I think a dead man is hot?  And he's massive!  I was surprised how much effect he had on me Monday night. Well, regardless, he looks fah-hab-u-lous too! JBL tried to bag out.  Thankfully, HBK was there to throw the fish back into the deep waters!!!  And boy, did he squirm.

Idea: Undertaker's book, "Life After Death" 

Kingston is as happy as Kane is evil.  I thought trouble was a brewin' when Khali came out to the ring but I was pleasantly surprised yet again.  Does this make an unlikely alliance? I'm not jumping there just yet but it looks okay.

Batista vs. Jericho.  WHAT!!!!!!!!!

Now Jericho will face Cena at Survivor Series.  Does this mean Batista is done?  Hardly.  Everyone?  Watch out!  :> (evil grin)

This week's focus favorite: Jeff Hardy  (Jeff is my Lotus.)

Rockin' out hard to Pink's, So What while protecting endangered species from poachers!!!!!  I hate those guys. 

Avoiding sweets but staying tasty,

Flawless