The guy is hilarious and you know it. Needless to say, I will be adding quotes as I go:
"The best of all the times"
"You are deth meat"
"I am not a peice of meat"
"I see the rapper Acorn is here"
"I have-a adopted a new favorite-a sports team"
"Dave Baptista"
"Bring-a out mah opponent"
"I do not-a fight those with ze fallopian tubes"
"Bring-a outta ze Honk-a-Meter!"
"I love Amerdica"
"Coffee Kingston"
"It's-a time for- SANTINO'S CASA!"
"Sunamagun!"
"I give the Condemned- ZERO CANNOLIS!"
"Jerry Stupid Lawler"
"Shut up your face!"
"I like-a puppies!"
"You're not-a Bat Man!"
"Why you wear that mashque Rey Mastreio?"
"My english is not-a so good"
"You just got-a served"
"Don't touch him! He's-a movie star"
"Cyndi Looper"
"Jimmy McKimmel"
"Imma gonna open a can of the ass whip!"
"Your face is fat"
I must admitt I would like to see Beth Phoenix destroy him in a wrestling match but lately more & more I watch him the more I think your right on. I especially like his interaction with Stephanie the other night on RAW & his HONKYMETER which is now gone of course.
big jim07:39 PM EST