(A video package of last week is shown. Included in the package: Saturn's betrayal of the Flock and xtremeonelita and Raven's actions from last week.)
Tenay: Well as you just saw last week was an interesting week.
(Saturn's music hits)(out comes Saturn)
Saturn: So, I bet your wondering why I turned my back on the Flock. It's because xtremeonelita is an evil, manipulative woman, who...
(Raven's music hits)(Raven comes out)
Raven: Don't you dare finish that sentence. xtremeonelita is a caring, loving and beautiful woman. She is a great woman, a great champion and...
Saturn: A b!tch. She's cruel and only cares about herself and the Flock, but mostly herself.
Raven: No, she doesn't. She cares about everyone on this show. Not to mention SHE'S YOUR BOSS!!!
(xtremeonelita's music hits. She comes out, walking gingerly)
xtremeonelita: You know, Saturn, I could fine you for assaulting me. I could fire you. But I won't. Oh no, you see, I have something better planned.
(Saturn looks confused)
xtremeonelita: Tonight you will be in a grudge match with my baby, Raven.
(xtremeonelita leaves)
(commercial)
Tenay: Welcome back. Saturn said some pretty strong and harsh things about our GM. And tonight Raven will face him and possibly get some revenge. But first up, is some high flying action.
Announcer: The following match is set for one fall. Introducing first: Evan Bourne. And his opponent: "The Phenomenal" A.J. Styles.
Match: Bourne and Styles lock up. Headlock on Bourne. Styles throws Bourne into the ropes. Drop kick from Styles. Bourne down. Styles goes for the pin. 1-NO. Bourne kicks out. Bourne is up. Drop kick form Styles. Styles to the top rope. Flying crossbody. Bourne rolls out of the way. AJ is down. Bourne to the top rope. Shooting Star Press connects. 1-2-NO. Styles kicks out. Bourne and Styles are up. Drop kick from Styles. Bourne is down. Styles to the top rope Spiral Tap connects. 1-2-NO. Bourne kicks out. Saturn comes running out. Superkick to Styles. Superkick to Bourne. The bell rings.
Announcer: This match has been ruled a no contest due to outside interferance.
(commercial)
Announcer: This next match is set for one fall and is for the Rebellion Women's Championship.
Introducing first: the challenger, she is one half of the Rebellion Women's Tag Team Champions, Lita! (out comes Lita with her tag team partner and number 1 contender for the title, Dawn Marie) Introducing next: the champion, xtremeonelita (out comes xtremeonelita with Francine)
Match: Lita and xtremeonelita lock up. Knee to the gut from xtremeonelita. A knee to Lita's face. Lita is down. xtremeonelita goes outside the ring. She slaps Dawn Marie. Dawn Marie tries to slap xtremeonelita, but Francine pushes her out of the way. Dawn Marie gets slapped by Francine. Dawn Marie and Francine are in a cat fight outside the ring. Lita is up. She goes to the ropes and grabs xtremeonelita by the hair. Lita pulls xtremeonelita into the ring. Lita punches xtremeonelita in the face. Lita with a kick to the back of xtremeonelita's head. xtremeonelita is down. Lita goes to the top rope. Moonsault attempt. xtremeonelita rolls out of the way. xtremeonelita with a vicious Evenflow DDT. 1-2-3
Announcer: Here is your winner and still Rebellion Women's Champion: xtremeonelita.
(commercial)
Backstage:
xtremeonelita's office:
xtremeonelita: Look, I know you two are angry. But there is very little I can do. So instead of putting you two in a rematch, I'm gonna give you both a tag team title shot. Does that make you happy?
Bourne: I'm fine with it.
Styles: I'm cool with it too. And me and Evan will be glad to face Kane and Sabu for the tag titles.
xtremeonelita: Ok, the match will take place at Dismemberment. Is there any kind of match you want?
Bourne and Styles: A weapons only match.
xtremeonelita: Done. Now boys, please go rest and get prepared for your match on Sunday.
(Bourne and Styles leave)
xtremeonelita turns around to see Raven and imposter in her office.
xtremeonelita: And what do you two think your doing in my office?
Raven: Why am I facing Saturn tonight?
xtremeonelita: So you can get some revenge. Revenge for his attack on you, his physical attack on me last week and his verbal attack earlier today.
imposter: What about me? What am I supposed to do tonight?
xtremeonelita: You will accompany Raven to ringside and then at Dismemberment you two can take out hardcoreecdub and duke it out for the Heavyweight championship.
Raven: Fine, but I'm not holding back tonight or at Dismemberment. (looks at imposter)
imposter: Fine, I'll be in Raven's corner.
(commercial)
Announcer: This next match is set for one fall. Introducing first: "The Prince of Punk" Shannon Moore. (out comes Moore) And his opponent: making his debut, tazzyt.
Match: Moore with a dropkick. tazzyt is up and another dropkick from Moore. Hard Irish Whip. tazzyt is down. Moore goes to the top rope. Moonsault on tazzyt. 1-2-NO. tazzyt kicks out. tazzyt with a legdrop. Leg drop off the top rope. tazmanian toe twister. 1-2-3
Announcer: Here is your winner: tazzyt.
(commercial)
Backstage:
imposter is walking down the hall, when all of a sudden, someone grabs his hand. She pulls him around the corner.
xtremeonelita: You know, I think that you are absolutely hot!!!
imposter: Whoa, you...you think im hot?
xtremeonelita: Did I stutter?
(She kisses imposter)(he pulls away)(he is surprised)(imposter kisses xtremeonelita)(they make out as we go to commercial)
Tenay: What is going on here? xtremeonelita is seen kissing another man!!!
Styles: You know, when Raven finds out that his girlfriend is cheating on him, he will absolutley flip.
Tenay: Don't we know it.
Announcer: This next match is a tag team tables match set for one fall. Introducing first: The Rebellion tag team champions, Kane and Sabu. (the crowd boos) Introducing next: Bubba Ray and Devon, The Dudleyz. (crowd cheers and chants "We want tables")
Match: Devon and Sabu start out in a fist fight. Devon knocks out Sabu. In comes Kane with a bigg boot to Devon. Bubba Ray comes in and clotheslines Kane. Kane and Bubba get into a fist fight. Kane is down. Devon is up. Bubba pushes Devon and Devon says "what?" Bubba says, "Devon, GET THE TABLES!!!." Bubba and Devon go outside the ring. They grab two tables. They set up the tables in the ring. Kane and Sabu are up. They get into a slugfest with the Dudleyz. Kane and Sabu put the Dudleyz on the tables. Kane with a legdrop on Devon. Sabu with a legdrop on Bubba Ray. The Dudleyz move out of the way as Kane and Sabu go through the tables.
(The bell rings)
Announcer: Here are your winners: The Dudleyz.
Backstage:
imposter is waiting for Raven outside his locker room. Raven comes out.
Raven: Where have you been?
imposter: What do you mean?
Raven: Your lips are covered in red lipstick.
imposter: It's not lipstick, its a red mist. I'm gonna use it to help you win your match tonight.
Raven: Ok.
(commercial)
Announcer: This match is a grudge match. Introducing first: Saturn. (out comes Saturn) Introducing his opponent: Raven (Raven comes out with imposter)
Match: Raven spears Saturn. He's Punching Saturn. Saturn lifts Raven up. Powerbomb. 1-2-NO. Raven kicks out. Saturn goes outside the ring. He grabs a chair. He gets into the ring. Saturn cracks the chair across Raven's head. Another chair shot. Saturn goes outside again. He grabs two beer bottles. He's back in the ring. Saturn cracks one bottle across the face of Raven. (Raven is busted open) Raven grabs the other bottle. He kicks Saturn in the family jewels. Raven opens the beer and takes a drink. He spits the beer in the face of Saturn. Saturn punches Raven in the jewels. imposter gets into the ring. He dropkicks Saturns head. imposter has another beer bottle. He smashes the beer bottle in the face of Saturn. Raven is up. Saturn is up. imposter on the ring apron. Raven throws Saturn into the ring ropes. He holds on. Saturn turns around. Raven runs to the ropes. Saturn moves. imposter sprays a red mist in Raven's face. Saturn with a powerbomb off the top rope. 1-2-3
Announcer: Here is your winner: Saturn.
Raven looks confused. Saturn leaves the ring and goes backstage. imposter gets into the ring.
(commercial)
Post-match:
Raven grabs a mic and the unfinished beer.
Raven: Why the HELL did you spray the mist at me? (and finishes the beer)(cracks the bottle over imposters head)
imposter: I'm sorry, it was ment for Saturn, but he moved out of the way.
Raven grabs imposter by the shoulder. He hits imposter in the head. xtremeonelita runs out and gets in between them. (Raven notices her lipstick is smudged)
Raven: Why is your lipstick smudged?
xtremeonelita: I was just eating some food, please, Raven, save your frustrations for Sunday.
Raven: NO, he cost me my match. (out comes Saturn)
Sarurn: Hey Raven check out this video that was taken earlier tonight.
Saturn shows a video of imposter and xtremeonelita in the hall making out. Saturn leaves. Raven gets pissed. He grabs imposter and DDT's him on broken glass. He then turns his attention to xtremeonelita. She sees the look on Raven's face.
xtremeonelita: Raven, I'm so sorry, it won't happen again. I promise.
Raven grabs her by the hair. He picks her up and kisses her. He puts her down. He picks up imposter. Spinning Sidewalk Slam. Raven grabs xtremeonelita's hand and they leave the ring.
(show ends)







Quoth the Raven, Nevermore.
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