WELCOME TO DX NEWS OUR TOP STORY THIS WEEK World Heavyweight Champion Chris Jericho def. Shawn Michaels in a Last Man Standing Match THANKS TO THAT COCKY **** JBL HITTING POUR HBK SO THEY CAN BOTH SUCK IT!!!

ALSO IN RAW NEWS THAT POMMY William Regal def. Santino Marella to become the new Intercontinental Champion. AT LEAST HIS BETTER THAN THAT ITALY LOSER.SO HE CAN SUCK IT!!!

 ON ECW Champion Matt Hardy def. Finlay (ECW Title Match)
Matt Hardy warned Finlay that he'd be in for the fight of his life this week on ECW on and the ECW Champion didn't back down from his promise. In one of the biggest matches of his career, Finlay faced Hardy for the ECW Championship, but the man who refuses to quit remained the Extreme champion .

NOW TO SMACKDOWN AND JEFF HARDY HAS LOST IT. THIS PHOTO OF JEFF TELLS THE STORY.

JEFF HARDY WON HIS MATCH AGAINEST THE DEADMAN BUT GOT HELP FROM BIG SHOW.SmackDown General Manager Vickie Guerrero told Hardy that if he beats Triple H next week, she will make the WWE Championship Match at Survivor Series a Triple Threat Match.

IN MORE HARDY DRAMA HE ATTACKED PUT Moscow Mauler through the table. Hardy then proceeded to rip up the championship contract and throw it in The Game's face AT THE SIGNING FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH.

AND  NOW TO Survivor Series AND THE MATCHES ARE WWE Champion Triple H vs. Vladimir Kozlov (WWE Championship Match) MAY CHANGE NEXT WEEK. Undertaker vs. Big Show (Casket Match) Team Michaels vs. Team JBL Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match Team Batista vs. Team Orton Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match World Heavyweight Champion Chris Jericho vs. John Cena

NOW TO VIVA GUERRERO AND THE STUPID THING THAT VICKIE GUERRERO HAS DONE THIS WEEK WAS WHEN SHE DID THE CONTRACT SIGNING IN THE RING FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH COMING UP SOON AND NOW THE BAMBOON WILL  FACE TRIPLE H MIGHT BE HURT WOO!!! FOR US BUT NOT FOR HER IDOT.

THIS WEEK TOOL OF THE WEEK GOES TO MVP WHEN THE GREAT KHALI KICKED MVPS ASS HE WAS MADE TO DO THE KHALI KISS CAM SUCKER!!!!

AND THATS ALL FOR DX NEWS AND IF YOUR NOT DOWN WITH THAT WE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA SUCK IT!!!!!!

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WELCOME TO DX NEWS OUR TOP STORY As announced on Raw last week, The Miz & John Morrison, the self-proclaimed "greatest team of the 21st century," faced D-Generation X as part of Raw's 800th episode celebration AND GOT THEIR **** HANDED TO THEM SO THEY CAN SUCK IT!!!

 In the night's main event, Chris Jericho received a rematch against Batista for the World Heavyweight Championship AND WON BUT GOOD NEWS FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE Y2J BECAUSE HIS TITLE WILL BE ON THE LINE AT Survivor Series AGAINST THE COME BACK KID JOHN CENA. Y2J CAN SUCK IT!!!!

TO ECW  AND FINALY HAS KICKED MARK HENRYS ASS AND EARNED HIMSELF A SHOT AT THE CHAMP MATT HARDY NEXT WEEK FOR THE TITLE.

TO SMACKDOWN AND JEFF HARDY HAS LOST IT HE showed up to his tag team match determined to show Guerrero that he could overcome "The Dirt Sheet" stars on his own. Once Triple H tagged him in to the match, he refused to tag out again. When he was unable to score a pinfall and The Game came to his aid, Hardy snapped, causing the disqualification as he swung and threw a steel chair wildly at both Miz and Morrison HE NEEDS A STRAY JACKET NOT ONLY THAT HE ATTACKED THE DEADMAN AND THE BAMBOON KOSLOV BUT NOW THE IDOT FACES THE DEADMAN IN A NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH NEXT WEEK SO HE CAN SUCK IT!!!!

NOW TO VIVA GUERRERO AND THE STUPID THING THAT THE SMACKDOWN GM DID WAS MAKE JEFF HARDY MAD!!!

AND TOOL OF THE WEEK GOES TO JBL.When JBL was put in a match against SmackDown's Undertaker, he put on a brave face. However, when it came time for the self-proclaimed "wrestling god" to actually face The Deadman, he wasn't quite as courageous, allowing himself to be counted out, giving Undertaker the win. Before JBL could fully retreat back to the locker room area, however, he was accosted by Shawn Michaels. Furious at the Longhorn Loudmouth for assaulting him prior to their tag match last week, HBK threw Layfield back into the ring where Undertaker hit him with a Tombstone Piledriver.

SO THAT IT FOR DX NEWS AND IF YOUR NOT DOWN WITH THAT WE GOT TWOS WORDS FOR YA!!! SUCK IT!!!!!!!!

BREAKING DX NEWS AND JUST BEEN REALSED ON WWE .COM THAT RAW GM MIKE ADAMLE HAS RESIGNED AND SHANE MCMAHON HAS JUST TOLD THE WWE FANS THAT RANDY ORTON HAS BEEN CLEARED BY DOCTERS AND WILL VS CM PUNK AT RAWS 800TH BIRTHDAY. LET HOPE RANDY GETS HIS ASS WHOOPED BY THE STRAIGHT EDGE SUPERSTAR CM PUNK. TUNE IN ON FRIDAY WHEN WE LOOK BACK AT THE HIGHLIGHTS FROM RAW ECW AND SMACKDOWN.

THAT ALL FOR DX NEWS FOR NOW AND IF YOUR NOT DOWN WITH THAT WE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!! SUCK IT!!!!  

IM TIRED AND SICK OF THE SMACKDOWN GM SHE HAS NO RESPECT FOR ANYONE. TRIPLE H SOMETIMES HAS TO CARRY THE PPV S BUT SHE GAVE HIM NO RESPECT. SAME WITH THE UNDERTAKER SHE TRIES TO DESTROY THE DEADMAN BUT HE STILL GETS UP AND KICKS ASS. THE ONLY PEOPLE SHE GIVES RESPECT TO IS HER HE FAT BOYFRIEND THE BIG SHOW, CHAVO,HAWKIANS, RYDER AND THE BIG BAMBOON VLADIMER KOVLOV. CAN VINCE MCMAHON FIRE HER NOW.