WELCOME TO DX NEWS FIRST TO ECW With no love lost between the two, Finlay and Mark Henry battled it out in front of the capacity crowd in the Dunkin' Donuts Center. But before a winner could be determined, chaos ensued when WWE Hall of Famer Tony Atlas forced Hornswoggle into the ring and Henry hoisted him off the mat. Going into fatherly protection mode, Finlay smashed the World's Strongest Man in the knee with his shillelagh, causing him to go down in pain. Next, the fighting Irishman jumped from the second rope, driving Henry to the canvas again. GO YOU FIGHTING IRISH BASTED!!!

 ON RAW In what was one of the most anticipated matches of the night, Chris Jericho won a Triple Threat Match against Batista and Randy Orton to become the No. 1 contender to John Cena's World Heavyweight Championship. Though he entered the ring at a decided disadvantage against two ring warriors so hungry for championship gold, the first-ever Undisputed Champion once again defied the odds, pinning the Legend Killer, and earning the right to face John Cena at Armageddon for the title Jericho just lost the night before at Survivor Series. CHRIS YOU WILL NOT BEAT CENA IF YOU DO I WILL KICK MY SELF!!!!

As Intercontinental Champion William Regal looked on, World Tag Team Champion CM Punk and Snitsky fought it out, trying to earn an opportunity to compete for the 2008 King of the Ring's title. In spite of the yellow-toothed monster's decided size and strength advantage, CM Punk utilized his extensive martial arts background to put down Snitsky and move one step closer to another championship. SNITSKY GET A TOOTH BRUSH!!!

 Raw opened with an appearance by Shane McMahon, who set a match between Batista and Chris Jericho in order to determine who should be the new No. 1 contender to John Cena's World Heavyweight Championship. Shane's sister Stephanie then arrived, making the contest a Triple Threat Match by throwing Randy Orton into the mix, before getting into a heated exchange with her brother. The argument ended with Executive Vice President Stephanie McMahon slapping her brother, also an Executive Vice President, and Shane angrily leaving his sister to run the show by herself. SHANE DO NOT MESS WITH STEPHANIE!!!!

The first contest of the night was a rematch between Shawn Michaels & Rey Mysterio and a tag team that calls itself the greatest of the 21st century, The Miz & John Morrison. Though the Shaman of Sexy and the self-proclaimed Chick Magnet defeated HBK & the Master of the 619 just one week earlier, their opponents apparently found a way to mesh better as a team, and defeated the "Dirt Sheet" duo.

Following the match, Miz & Morrison took out their frustration by attacking Mysterio and Michaels, but JBL, who had been observing the entire match from his limo, rushed to the ring, preventing any further harm from coming to his opposing Survivor Series captain by delivering a huge boot to John Morrison's face. JBL later admitted that his act was the result of a mutually beneficial offer he had made to The Showstopper earlier in the day, though Michaels was still in the process of considering it. LOOKS LIKE JBL TOLD THEM TO SUCK IT !!!!

NOW TO SMACKDOWN With the cause of Jeff Hardy's Survivor Series hospitalization still a mystery, GM Vickie Guerrero introduced the newly crowned WWE Champion, Edge, who claimed no responsibility for the attack, but had plenty of things to say about the Charismatic Enigma's shortcomings. As a furious Hardy and Triple H were both being held back by a dozen security guards, and Vladimir Kozlov stood menacingly across the ring, Guerrero announced that all three Superstars would compete in a Beat the Clock Challenge to see who would face the Rated-R Superstar at Armageddon. 

  After a grueling match, The King of Kings hit the Gold Standard with a Pedigree. But the official had been knocked out, and struggled through glazed eyes to finally deliver the three-count. However, after raising The Game's hand in triumph - indicating that he had beaten the clock - a second official ran down to dispute the outcome. The two officials came to the consensus that Triple H and Jeff Hardy had earned their win in exactly the same amount of time, leaving the WWE Universe in a state of confusion and suspense as to who would be facing Edge at Armageddon.

 After meeting with the WWE Board of Directors following SmackDown, General Manager Vickie Guerrero has announced that at Armageddon, her husband Edge will defend the WWE Championship in a Triple Threat Match against Jeff Hardy and Triple H. SO EDGE CAN SUCK IT !!!!

NO TO VIVA GUERERO A THE STUPID THING VICKIE DID THIS WEEK WAS TO MAKE THE BEAT THE CLOCK MATCHES WITH THE WINNER  VS EDGE AT ARMAGEDDON BUT NOW JEFF AND THE GAME TIED ITS A LIKEY CHANCE THAT EDGE WILL LOSE THE TITLE.

TOOL OF THE WEEK GOES TO MARK HENRY AND TONY ATLAS BECAUSE OF FINALY HIT THEM WITH HIS TRUSTLY SHILLELAGH AND SAVING HORNY FROM THEM.

THAT ALL FOR DX NEWS AND IF YOUR NOT DOWN WITH THAT WE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!!!!     SUCK IT!!!!!!!        

THE WWE NEEDS TO GET RID OF EDGE AND GIVE HIM TO ONE OF THOSE WWE COPYCATS LIKE THE CRAPPY TNA WHO HAVE ONLY WWE WANNABIES LIKE BOOKER T, TEST AND KURT ANGLE.

VICKIE GUERERO STARTED GOOD AS GM OF SMACKDOWN UNTILL SHE AND EDGE HOOKED UP. SHE DOES NOT SEE THAT EDGE IS USING HER TO WIN THE GOLD

IF THEY DO NOT GET RID OF EDGE OR VICKIE THEN I WILL NOT WATCH SMACKDOWN UNTILL THEY DO STARTING NEXT WEEK!!!!!

THE GAME BETTER GET OUT HIS FRIEND!!!!!

THAT WITCH VICKIE GUERERO HAS NOW COST THE GAME THE CHAMPIONSHIP MORE OR LESS LETTING HE STILL HUSBAND EDGE WIN THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP.

SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP THIS WITCH FROM DESTROYING MORE LIVES. HERES SOME TIPS FROM TRIPLE H GRAB A SLEDGEHAMMER AND TAKE OUT EDGE VICKIE CHAVO AND KOSLOV NOW!!!!!!!!

SHE NOT ONLY RUINED THE GAME BUT SHE HAS RUINED BIG SHOWS LIFE AS WELL. WHICH SIDE IS SHE ON EDGE SIDE OR BIG SHOWS SIDE. NOW TRIPLE H IS MAD SO ITS GOING TO GET BAD FOR EDGE. 

FRIDAY NIGHTS ARE GOING TO BE EXTREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

WELCOME TO THE FIRST EVER P.P.V VERSION OF DX NEWS WHERE WE TALK ABOUT THE NEXT PAY PER VIEW.

THE FIRST MATCH WE WILL TALK ABOUT IS THE five Divas from SmackDown will take on five Divas from Raw in a Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match.Team Raw will be captained by Women's Champion Beth Phoenix with Mickie James, Kelly Kelly, Candice Michelle & Jillian filling out the rest of the team. Team SmackDown will be captained by Divas Champion Michelle McCool with Maria, Maryse, Victoria & Natalya rounding out the five-some.Will Women's Champion Beth Phoenix be able to partner with both Mickie James and Candice Michelle knowing the storied past between the three and the Women's Championship?

THE NEXT MATCH IS TEAM ORTON VS TEAM BATISTA 

As the WWE Universe learned on SmackDown, the team of R-Truth, ECW Champion Matt Hardy and World Tag Team Champions CM Punk & Kofi Kingston, captained by Batista, will take on Randy Orton's team of Cody Rhodes, Intercontinental Champion William Regal, United States Champion Shelton Benjamin and Mark Henry at Survivor Series in a Traditional Elimination Tag Team Match Former Evolution teammates Orton and Batista are all too familiar with each other both in and out of the ring, but neither can predict what will ensue in this 5-on-5 bout.

THE NEXT MATCH IS TEAM JBL VS TEAM HBK

As first reported on WWE.com, Shawn Michaels will captain the team of Rey Mysterio, The Great Khali and Cryme Tyme in facing captain JBL's team of Kane, MVP, The Miz & John Morrison in a Traditional 5-on-5 Survivor Series Elimination Match.Though the participants may not be familiar with teaming with one another, many of their opponents in this bout share heated rivalries. The captains for each team are no strangers to one another with the hatred between the two growing quickly, as illustrated by JBL's actions on Raw.

THE NEXT MATCH THE  UNDERTAKER VS BIG SHOW

At Survivor Series, Big Show will pursue Undertaker into the most frightening corners of darkness when he faces The Deadman in a Casket Match, hoping to extinguish The Phenom's mighty scourge once and for all.Since forming his powerful association with SmackDown General Manager Vickie Guerrero in recent months, Big Show has strived to show that he does not fear Undertaker. He first made his impact known by knocking out his legendary prey at Unforgiven, proclaiming that he "broke his spirit along with his jaw." At No Mercy, Big Show once again knocked out The Deadman with a little help from an exposed turnbuckle. Now at Survivor Series, The World's Largest Athlete is looking to put the final nail in the coffin.

NOW TO Y2J VS CENA

Both World Heavyweight Champion Chris Jericho and his challenger John Cena enter Survivor Series having overcome seemingly insurmountable obstacles.The waters between Jericho and Cena run deep - and turbulent. Nowhere moreso, perhaps, than the stretch winding through August 2005. It was then that Cena defeated Jericho in a "You're Fired" Match, a match that ended the career of the current World Heavyweight Champion, until his return in November 2007.

AND THE MAIN EVENT  THE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

For weeks, Kozlov has been clamoring for an opportunity at Triple H's gold. At Survivor Series he finally gets his chance. Can Kozlov continue his unbelievable undefeated streak?

Hardy and Kozlov are formidable threats for The Cerebral Assassin, but there is a reason Triple H is Twelve Times the King. On Sunday, The Game will be ready to play and certainly has a strategy to continue his reign.Find out who walks out of Survivor Series as WWE Champion on Sunday, Nov. 23, only on pay-per-view SO THEY BETTER GET READY TO SUCK IT!!!!!

THATS IT FOR THE P.P.V VERSION OF DX NEWS AND IF YOUR NOT DOWN WITH THAT WE GOT TO WORDS FOR YA!!!

SUCK IT!!!!! 

JBL IS LIKE THE BIG SHOW A LOSER WHO THINKS HE THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL BUT WAIT A SECOND WHO HAS BEEN THE ONE WHO HAS BEATEN RIC FLAIR , Y2J AND MANY OTHER WWE GREATS THE SHOWSTOPPER, THE MAIN EVENT , HBK SHAWN MICHEALS. JBL BRAGS HE IS A BILLIONARE WHO CARES I CAN THINK OF A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE CINDY: CM PUNK , THE UNDERTAKER AND MANY MORE . BUT AT LEAST HBK DOES NOT LOOK LIKE THIS!!!!!