Welcome to DX NEWS at armageddon Jeff Hardy defeated Edge and Triple H in a brutal Triple Threat Match to finally win his first World Title it about time jeff!!!!
Batista defeated Randy Orton in an epic one-on-one encounter capped off with a thunderous Batista Bomb to Orton get it in your head Randy the age of Orton is dead!!!!!!
The team of Divas Champion Michelle McCool, Mickie James, Kelly Kelly & Maria was victorious over Maryse, Natalya, Jillian, & Victoria when McCool pinned Jillian after the match we saw Mae Young plant one on the Great Khali nice going!!!!
Chris Jericho could not stop World Heavyweight Champion John Cena, who retained his title by making Jericho submit with the STFU. 
With a little help from his son, Hornswoggle, Finlay defeated Mark Henry in a Belfast Brawl. The world so called fattest man had no chance in hell!!!!!
Before a capacity crowd at Armageddon, Vladimir Kozlov continued his incredible streak of never being pinned in WWE when he defeated ECW Champion Matt Hardy her is the biggest poof in the wwe and thats saying something!!!!!
The "Showstopping" will go on, but unfortunately, it will now be made possible through the funding of John "Bradshaw" Layfield Unlike General Motors, Ford and Chrysler, HBK got his bailout at Armageddon. Sealed with a handshake, in the face of financial collapse, Michaels has agreed to work for the Longhorn Loudmouth pour guy his family is in stress and if anyone says that he should not pick his family over his fans is a loser!!!
The tool of the week award goes to the miz and morrsion who had luck on their side by winning the tag team championships poofs !!!!
That it for DX news and if your not down with that we got a couple of words for ya!!!!