WELCOME TO DX NEWS AND THIS WEEK HAS BEEN A BIG ONE.

ON RAW: At the top of the show, Chris Jericho made his presence known in much the same way as World Heavyweight Champion John Cena the week before, addressing the WWE Universe as he made his way through the crowd down to the ring. The difference however, was that while The Champ welcomed his fans, Jericho made pains to ignore them. The first-ever Undisputed Champion went on to explain his resentment toward Cena, stating that while away from the ring, Jericho's son grew to be a fan, not of his father, but of John Cena. SUCK ON THAT Y2J !!!! YOUR SON DO NOT LIKE YOU NO SUPRISE !!!!!!

Though they could very well end up facing one another as part of the Intercontinental Title Tournament, World Tag Team Champions CM Punk & Kofi Kingston worked together in their match against Cody Rhodes & Manu on Raw. Facing two ring warriors with such impressive in-ring abilities and lineages as the second-generation Superstars was a difficult task, but the champions proved themselves up to the challenge as Kofi pinned Rhodes for the win.After the match, as Rhodes & Manu seethed over their loss, they were approached by a fellow multi-generational Superstar, Randy Orton. Having seen what success they achieved as a team at Survivor Series, the Legend Killer claimed it was time they begin working together. LET SEE ONLY ONE GOOD SUPERSTAR HOW STRANGE !!!!

JBL appeared on Raw ready for business, specifically interested in getting an answer from Shawn Michaels to the offer he made to HBK the week before. While the WWE Universe was still in the dark as to the nature of the original offer, the self-proclaimed "wrestling god" challenged Michaels to a Street Fight. Before the referee rang the bell to start the match, however, JBL clarified his offer for both Shawn Michaels and our fans. The self-made millionaire asked HBK to come work for him, bragging of his ability to make up for all the money Michaels had lost in the stock market. JBL then gave The Showstopper an opportunity to publicly refuse the offer, inviting the conflicted Superstar to give him some Sweet Chin Music right there if he wasn't interested. Michaels refrained from kicking Layfield and slowly walked away from the ring without making a decision. THATS A TUFFIE HBKS FAMLIY BEEN SUFFERING BECAUSE OF THE MARKETS BUT WHO WOULD TRUST JBL?

Continuing to prove that he is as strong and fearless as before his injury, World Heavyweight Champion John Cena met Kane in Raw's main event. Though Cena's Armageddon opponent, Chris Jericho attempted to become involved, The Champ managed to fight off the interloper and then go on to fell the Big Red Monster. After the match, Cena chased after Jericho, who was attempting to escape. The tables turned, however, when Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes & Manu emerged to attack Cena, allowing Jericho to lock the World Heavyweight Champion into a particularly vicious version of the Walls of Jericho. CENA CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!!!!

ON ECW: When Finlay made mention of his tremendous family legacy in the business to call out Mark Henry and continue what they started last week, the World's Strongest Man used his words to corner both the Belfast Brawler and his son into a dangerous situation. After implying that he would hurt Hornswoggle when Finlay least expected it, Henry proposed they settle things in a tag team match next week - Finlay and Hornswoggle vs. Mark Henry and WWE Hall of Famer Tony Atlas.FINLAY AND HORNY DO IT FOR THE IRISH!!!!!

At the conclusion of a grueling match between two long-time foes, Matt Hardy countered MVP's Playmaker, hitting a Side Effect and Twist of Fate combination to triumph over the Ballin' Superstar. MVP came to the Land of the Extreme looking to break his three-month losing streak, but nobody informed the ECW Champion who continued to reign supreme while MVP dropped further into the realm of misfortune. WHAT THIS MAKE IT 24?

AND ON SMACKDOWN: Maria scored an upset victory over Michelle McCool, ducking the Divas Champion's mighty round kick before rolling her up for the quick win. With her victory, has Maria earned herself another chance at Michelle's title? IF CAN NOT HANDLE THE PRESURE OF BEING DIVA CHAMP THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER PEOPLE WHO WOULD WANT IT !!!!

The Game & Jeff Hardy came into the Tag Team Gauntlet Match as unwilling partners, trying to outdo each other from the start as they battled their perpetual opposition. They first defeated former WWE Tag Team Champions Hawkins & Ryder. The King of Kings hit Ryder with the Pedigree, but, as he went for the pin, Hardy decided to deliver the Twist of Fate, nearly hitting his partner in the process. Triple H went on to get the pinfall while Hardy repelled Hawkins.With the two nearly coming to blows, Miz & Morrison emerged as their next tag team opponents. However, when the Charismatic Enigma took down The Game while leaping onto his opponents outside the ring, the two began unloading on each other - creating an explosive brawl that allowed "The Dirt Sheet" co-stars to earn an easy victory by count-out. IS HARDY GONE NUTS IN A BRAWL THE GAME WOULD WIN HANDS DOWN!!!!!

Undertaker overcame Big Show in a brutal Steel Cage Match main event, making him tap out to the vicious Hell's Gate. After coming back from The World's Largest Athlete's devastating knockout punch, Undertaker slipped Big Show into the dreaded submission hold for his stunning triumph in the middle of the ring. BIG SHOW TAPPED!!!!!!!!

THIS WEEK TOOL OF THE WEEK GOES TO KOSLOV THE BAMBOON BECAUSE HE ATTACKED MATT HARDY POOF!!!!

THATS IT FOR DX NEWS AND IF YOU NOT DOWN WITH THAT WE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA !!!!!!

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