Boy those Main Event Mafia guys sure got a set on them.  Not only did they make light of the fact they put a beatdown on Christian Cage last week, but they also put a beatdown on Rhino.  Do these guys wanna commit career suicide?  You don't put a beatdown on Rhino and hope he goes away.  And I guess Team 3D are still having problems not only with Beer Money Inc. but with the MEM for not adding them to the family.  Trust me guys, you're better off not joining the society of outdated wrestlers.  I feel bad for Eric Young.  Last week he won his first singles title in TNA and just one week later he has it taken away from him due to the referee's misconduct.  Cornette, just give us what we want.  We want to see Shane Zuhl beat the living tar out of Sheik Abdul Bashir.  Jeff Jarrett is really putting alot of faith and trust in Rhino.  If Rhino beats Angle, then Angle's contract is null and void.  However if Angle beats Rhino, then Angle gets Jeff Jarrett.  If Jarrett trusts Rhino to gore Angle right out of TNA then so do I and for that reason I am making Rhino my TNA Impact Star of the Week.  For my TNA Impact Losers of the Week, I give it to the MEM.  Rhino will make you guys pay for your crimes against the TNA Originals, I promise you this will come to pass!

Who didn't enjoy watching Tommy Dreamer embarrass Jack Swagger in that Amateur Wrestling Challenge match?  I know I did.  If anybody couldn't see Tommy Dreamer kicking Swagger when he got down in the referee position, you need to check your eyesight.  Swagger sure put his foot in his mouth when he demanded a rematch.  I can't wait for next week for Dreamer to destroy Jack Swagger in an EXTREME RULES MATCH! The debut of DJ Gabriel was something and that's all I'm going to say in that matter.  On second thought wasn't his manager just out of this world hot?  WOW! For my ECW Star of the Week,  I give it to Tommy Dreamer for embarrassing Swagger in that Amateur Challenge match.  For my ECW Loser of the Week,  I give it to DJ Gabriel.  Sure he won his match, but he needs to learn better dance moves.  I almost wanted to shield my eyes from him if not for his lovely manager. Somebody put in a call to Scotty 2 Hotty.  He's needed in the worst way!

What an unusual way to start RAW, with an open forum segment for the wrestlers asking questions to Stephanie McMahon.  And as usual, Randy "crybaby" Orton had to get on the mic and whine about Cena getting the title shot instead of him.  Here is my question I would pose to him, what have you done lately to deserve a title shot?  Not a dang thing, that's what!  Manu, or as I like to call him the Umaga wannabe, gave an impressive showing against Batista showcasing that Samoan strength and rampage that made his father so famous back in his day.  However the one thing he was lacking with Batista was experience which was why The Animal came out on top.  That bit HBK did with Rey Mysterio was downright funny.  Whether they are together or not,  HHH and HBK just now how to bring the funny to wrestling.  The funny wasn't enough to get the win tonight however.  But this issue is far from over and debts will be settled Sunday at Survivor Series.  For my RAW Star of the Week,  I give it to HBK for flattening JBL during that open forum segment.  JBL had it coming.  Last week, he had no business coming down during Shawn's match and costing him the win.  Don't start things you can't finish JBL.  For my RAW Loser of the Week, I give it to Grizzly Adams better known as Mike Knox.  Knox had no business going after an injured Evan Bourne.  What is his deal?  If he wants to be a bully, first shave off that stupid looking beard.  That beard is one of his worst traits besides his whole face!

What in the world has happened to Jeff Hardy?  With this new attitude a new look is being born which is kinda creepy looking to begin with.  When his face appeared on the Titantron, he looked like that guy from SAW if you know what I mean.  His match with Taker was alright until Show decided to stick his big fat nose where it didn't belong.  Hardy may have come away with the victory, but now next week he must beat HHH to earn a spot at Survivor Series.  If my records are right, each man holds 1 victory over the other so this match would technically be the rubber match between them.  With so much on the line, this should pan out to be the main event of the year for SMACKDOWN.  The Khali Kiss Cam keeps getting better and better each week.  But this time he let the woman get some action on MVP which was off the chart funny.  And that look he gave at Khali, I couldn't stop laughing.  For my SMACKDOWN Star of the Week, I give it to HHH.  HHH came out with some pretty funny stuff on Vickie Guerrero.  Hugeslavia, Chunkyslavkia?  That was priceless.  For my SMACKDOWN Loser of the Week, I give it to a guy who has yet to make his debut on SMACKDOWN, Kizarny.  I've been hearing how people are hating the John Cena vignettes, but what about Kizarny?  Week after week they air this stupid vignettes that take place at a carnival off all places, and the only english we can understand from this moron is him saying his name.  Come on just make your debut you moron!

Way to go Showtime!  Eric Young captured his first singles title last night when he defeated Sheik Abdul Bashir for the X-Division title.  This brand new attitude for Young already paying dividends for him.  And in my opinion I am glad that he has this new attitude without having to dress up in that silly superhero costume.  Team 3D feels insulted not to be in the Main Event Mafia?  Look what happened to Christian Cage.  Kurt Angle somehow got some intel that Cage was going to let his contract expire and jump to the WWE.  One of his reasons was that he was tired of being one of the big fishes in TNA.  The MEM then proceeded to beat the holy tar out of Cage stating that they can rely on him.  So what?  Who cares what the Main Event Mafia thinks?  It's just a group of over the hill wrestlers wanting to relive their youth and suppress the new talent in TNA.  For my TNA Impact Star of the Week, I give it to Eric Young for finally winning a singles title in TNA.  For my TNA Impact Losers of the Week,  I give it to Team 3D.  Team 3D cost A.J. Styles and Samoa Joe the TNA Tag Team Titles just when Styles and Joe had everything going for them in the match.  I mean Joe was about to hit his muscle buster and win the match when Team 3D took upon themselves to kinda screw with them and get their hands on Beer Money, Inc. for what happened last week.  Learn better timing guys.  And always remember when you take a "Kurt", to always wipe your "Angle"!