Last night I found out that new ECW sensation Evan Bourne suffered an ankle injury last week. It occurred when he went for a somersault over the top and onto Bam Neely. He landed on his ankle and it bent like a pretzel. They showed it on slow-mo and it made me cringe even more. Evan Bourne will be out for four months and I want to wish him a speedy recovery. Finlay finally got his shot at the ECW title. He beat that big tub of goo known as Mark Henry. Of course Henry tried to be a bully and went after Hornswaggle. That tactic ended up costing the world's fattest....I mean strongest man. For my ECW Star of the Week, I give it to Finlay for finally becoming a number one contender for the ECW Title. Matt Hardy and Finlay going one-on-one for the title next week will be an awesome match. Hard to say which one I will be pulling for though. I respect both men in this match. Either way we ought to come out with a respectable ECW Champion whether it be Matt Hardy or Finlay. For my ECW Loser of the Week, for the second time, I give it to Jack Swagger. Swagger came out and not only started dissing Tommy Dreamer, he went after the old ECW title belt, threw it in a trash can, and started dissing Tommy's wife and kids. I want to see Dreamer get his hands on Swagger in an Extreme Rules match so he can kick the swagger out of Swagger!

Raw celebrated it's 800th episode, a feat no other t.v. show in history has accomplished. And what a night it was. First things first, Adamle resigning? I don't think that was a smart move. I mean sure he was a lousy interviewer, a lousy commentator, but I will give the man his due. He was an alright general manager. He did mention that his position corrupts people, i.e. Eric Bischoff. He said he did want that to happen to him and resigned right there. I want to wish Mike Adamle well for any of his future endeavors. I don't know what to think of Randy Orton anymore. The guy has just plain gone cuckoo. That's all I have to say about that. William Regal is the new number one contender for the intercontinental title, and he gets his shot next week in England against Santino. I smell new champion! I thought the Kung Funaki dance was down right funny. And the best part, everyone was getting into the act, even the Boogeyman! For my RAW Stars of the Week, I give it to DX. Not only did they beat the snot out of Miz and Morrison, like I said they would, they came out with an absolutely side splitting routine before the match. That was DX at their funniest. They ribbed on each other then they turned their attention to making fun of Miz and Morrison, which is not really hard to do to be honest with you. Miz and Morrison may have good looks, but they lack brains to go with that. Those two are complete and utter morons. For my RAW Loser of the week, I give to Chris Jericho. I mean sure, he won the title back from Batista in the steel cage last night, but the guy is a total ****. I'm pretty sure that next week, we will hear alot of boasting and bragging from the new world heavyweight champion. But heed this, he will have to defend the title against John Cena at Survivor Series, as ordered by Shane McMahon. Way to go Shane!

What a spooky night for SMACKDOWN!  Even J.R and Tazz got into the act, dressing up as a sailor and a soldier.  The Khali Kiss Cam keeps getting better and more entertaining every week.  Khali even got a new nickname, The Punjabi Playboy. I like it, I think the witch he kissed liked it even more.  Kozlov came out and demanded HHH face him for the title.  HHH responded that he would have to take that issue up with Vickie Guerrero and here is the idea she cooked up.  Next week, one on one, it will be Kozlov taking on the UNDERTAKER!  Kozlov and Undertaker in the same ring?  This has the makings for an explosive main event match.  If Kozlov beats Taker next week, he becomes the new number 1 contender. For my SMACKDOWN star of the week, it goes to Gregory Helms for his Hurrapop segments.  He always comes up with something witty and entertaining each time  For my SMACKDOWN loser of the week, it goes Chavo Guerrero for getting his butt kicked in the CASKET MATCH last night.  It's like he didn't have it coming.  Big Show tried to help, but he ended up getting his butt kicked too!

Is it just me, or is the current feud between the Main Event Mafia and the TNA Originals starting to resemble the feud between The New Blood and The Millionaire's Club from WCW? That's what it's starting to look like. A revamped telling of an old WCW storyline that didn't quite pan out. Is Jeff Jarrett trying to sell a line in TNA that didn't work in WCW? I hope he knows what he is doing. Scott Steiner finally made his return to TNA after being sidelined with an injury I was told. I wonder if anyone caught this, when Steiner came to the ring and starting attacking everybody, the one person he did not hit was Petey Williams. I don't know if anybody else caught that, but I did. The match between Kurt Angle and Abyss was pretty decent for a main event match. When they met the first time a couple of years ago, Angle got him to tap out to the ankle lock. This time around he had to use a steel chair. My how times have changed the Olympic Gold medalist. For my TNA Impact Star of the Week, it goes to Mick Foley. Foley announced two great matches for Turning Point, one being Samoa Joe taking on Kevin Nash, and the other being Sting defending the title against A.J. Styles. He also tried a decent attempt to get through to Sting, but I don't think it worked. For my TNA Impact Loser of the week, it goes to Sting. Sting showed that he has no remorse for his actions toward the TNA originals and in my opinion, no respect toward the fans who have supported him through out his career. Sting is reminding me of when Hulk Hogan turned his back on the fans and started the nWo. That's just me, though.

Last night's ECW wasn't it too bad, but they should have really reversed their lineup. Instead of putting your feature match first, which was a six man tag match between Matt Hardy, Finlay, and Evan Bourne taking on Chavo, Bam Neely, and Mark Henry, that match should have been last. Instead they put it first so I wasn't very interested in the match. If the featured match is put first, that can only mean they would have something lame to put in it's place. And there was something lame, The Dirt Sheet. Miz and Morrison made the cardinal mistake of stirring the pot when it comes to DX which will make their butt kicking their going to get that much sweeter. Do they really think they're better than HHH and HBK? They must buying their own hype. DX will wipe the floor with these two morons. For the ECW Star of the Week, I give it to Teddy Long. He started out the show with an entertaining bit with him dressed up as Ron Burdgeny which I thought was very funny. For the ECW Losers of the week, I give it to The Miz and John Morrison for their lame attempt at comedy and miserable attempt to get under the skin of DX. Come up with something more original guys!