The show started out nice last night with General Manager Tiffany coming out.  I prefer to call her an extreme beauty.  Regal came out with his roundtable of fools, Jackson and Kozlov, and tried to intimidate Tiffany into giving him another rematch for the ECW title.  Regal has had two chances at the title and he lost both times to Christian.   Tiffany instantly booked Regal in a match against the Hurricane.  Hurricane dominated him for the most part but Regal got in one knee shot to the head and knocked him out.  Regal needs to learn that he needs to work his way back up the ladder if he wants another shot at the title.

Goldust teaching Yoshi Tatsu english, that's funny.  However the woo woo woo fool, Zack Ryder, tried to crash the party and asked Yoshi to say the word loser and he did.  He said Zack Ryder.  The idiot then got angry and challenged him to a match.  Two good things about the match.  One, the Bella twins were the ring announcers. Whenever they are out in the ring, we are all winners in my opinion.  The second good thing about the match, Yoshi put Ryder in his place and knocked him out with a lethal kick.  The woo woo woo fool better learn to keep his mouth shut and his ego in check.

A big battle royal took place to determine the new number one contender.  Out of all that, Zack Ryder won and became the number one contender.  Allow me to elaborate on this subject.  What in the world is the WWE thinking making the woo woo woo idiot the number one contender for the ECW title?  There are more qualified contenders who are more talented than Ryder who should have got it.  Regal, Hurricane, Shelton Benjamin, Goldust, Kozlov, Jackson, Tommy Dreamer, and even Paul Burchill.  Why in the freaking world did they decide to go with an idiot who prances around and says woo woo woo likes it cool?  This is like the WWE is giving ECW a big middle finger.  Ryder is not in Christian's league.  I would like to know WWE's reasoning behind their choice of Ryder being the number one contender.  WWE is throwing this brand down the toilet and they don't care.