Here's my take on the Slammys:
Miz and Morrison, Tag Team of the Year. Considering the fact that these two yahoos were the longest reigning WWE Tag Team Champions of 2008, they were a shoo in to win Tag Team of the Year. However winning that award did not spell success for Morrison in his match against C.M. Punk. Punk advanced to the finals over Morrison.
Edge and Vickie Guerrero, Couple of the Year. A couple of what? Enough said.
C.M. Punk cashes in, OMG Moment of the Year. I remember that night. This was the week after the draft and HHH was drafted to SMACKDOWN with the WWE Title. Edge has retained his World Heavyweight title over Batista the night before. So Edge, cocky as ever, decided to come out and gloat. He boasted that RAW would never have a world title again. As soon as he said that, here comes Batista. Determined to make Edge pay for his crimes, the Animal proceeded to beat the holy heck out of Edge and left him in a heap in the ring. Taking advantage of the moment, Punk ran out with a referee, handing him his briefcase, gave Edge the GTS and won back the World Title for RAW. That night Edge got what he deserved for shooting off his mouth.
Shooting Star Press, Evan Bourne, Finishing Maneuver of the Year. Now I have seen this move executed by several high flyers over the years, (I'm only 28, give me a break), but I have never seen done better than when Evan Bourne executes it. He flies so high and the form he takes during his flight in the air takes your breath away. The only downside about this is that Mike Knox has taken possession of Bourne's trophy. I wish someone would stick a THORN in Knox's backside and tell him to get the heck out of here.
HBK vs Ric Flair, WM 24, Match of the Year. The Nature Boy's last match, how can it not be Match of the Year? JBL is starting to freak me out with what he is doing to HBK. Accepting the trophy in his name for his win over Cena at the Bash? JBL has flipped his ten gallon hat, that's for sure.
Beth Phoenix, Diva of the Year. Poor Santino. He got the raw end of the deal on this one. After Phoenix got her trophy, she tried to slap around Melina. Melina then knocked Phoenix down and her head collided with Santino's....lower body region. I won't go into details. It was horrifying just to watch it.
Chris Jericho, Superstar of the Year. I would like to know who made this call. Jericho is the Superstar of the Year? Are you kidding me? Well if you think about he has had a stellar 2008. Winning the intercontinental title and two world titles would definitely benefit a superstar of the year award.
For my RAW Star of the Week, I give it to John Cena for beating the heck out of Jericho and taking out of the arena. These two hate each other and will fight tooth and nail this Sunday for the World Heavyweight title. For my RAW Loser of the Week, it has to go to Santino Marella. I won't go into why. It was painful just watching what happened to him.

