Vickie Guerrero's match against 'Santina' Marella last night was NOT her first match in the WWE   On the July 18, 2009 edition of SmackDown, The Cow... err Pig... err Vickie Guerrero defeated Cherry in a match. It should be noted, Cherry was beaten down in a previous match by Thunderthighs err Natalya Neidhart  

You mean to PH-UCKING tell me that no one in the WWE could've done a quick check before saying that it was her first match when it clearly was not? And WHO THE HELL is making the decision to book her in a match? Oh wait it's that PIECE OF GARBAGE Brian Gerwirtz. Hey monkey boy, the only reason it was barely acceptable on SmackDown was because Michaey Hayes was coming back from 60 suspension for calling Mark Henry an idiot.

On this day in 1963 Bruno Sammartino defeated The REAL Nature BoyBuddy Rogers for the WWE Championship at Madison Square Garden.

Rogers would go into retirement for  15 years before returning to wrestling as a manager and hosting his own segement.

Meanwhile Sammartino would be a major star for the next 20 years before eventually moving to the broadcast booth and then into obscurity when he couldn't face up and admit he was juiced up when wrestlers started getting busted for drugs in the 80s.

WHY THE HELL WAS:

Multiple Segements deovted to an apperance by Vickie Guerrero

Segments featuring Santina the Tranny which involved Beth Phoenix getting jobbed out to it?

Multiple Segements devoted to They Enjoy to Suck Club (Orton, Rhodes, DiBiase)

A hype promo for a failed re-tread in Mr. Kennedy?

Am I missing something here?

Hell Primo was only on TV for all of 30 seconds and he's one half of the Tag Team Champions! You mean to tell me he couldn't go down to the ringside?

John Morrison.

Let's face it, for the better part of a year now, there have been constant reports of the entire WWE Creative Team whining about Morrison being too much of a babyface in his heel team with The Miz. Well if that's the case, let the guy be the next big star on SmackDown. The guy is as good as Cena is in the Ring, has more personality than the rest of the SmackDown roster, and on top of that he's helping Melina with her splits (HA!). If that doesn't spell out key points of to why Morison should be the top babyface on SmackDown let me add that a) Undertaker's knees are worst than Kevin Nash's and Mick Foleys, b) Rey Misterio is so pumped on Steroids he can't even do what he was able to two years ago and c) Jeff Hardy doesn't know what to do with himself.

Of course, that's my opinion, and of course, I'm right.

Where the hell did DJ Gabriel go? The guy was getting great reactions with Alicia 'What A Fox' and he's been AWOL for a few months now. Hell Charlie Haas has more televised apperances this year than... oh wait, SmackDown didn't air yet. Darn, did I spoil it for ya? Really? Oh well it's not like you all didn't read the spoilers yet where for no apparent reason Haas and Benjamin are back together again.

But seriously, I understand that you can't get every superstar or diva on every week, but, how about making sure everyone gets TV time once a month. Is it that hard to do? No it's not, Vince Russo perfected that over 10 years ago.

Hell let's look at RAW from exactly 10 years ago...

The March 3, 1999 edition of RAW had the following Superstars appear:

The Undertaker
The Rock
Steve Auston
Triple H
Nicole Bass
Debra
Val Venis
Jeff Jarrett
The Big Show
Paul Bearer
Ken Shamrock
Bradshaw
Farooq
Mankind
Vince McMahon
Shane McMahon
Test
The Big Bossman
Viscera
Mideon
Gerald Brisco
Pat Patterson
Rodney
Pete Gas
Joey Abs
Linda McMahon
Stephanie McMahon
Road Dogg
Billy Gunn
X-Pac
Kane
Chyna
Mideon

That's 33 Superstar Apperances on ONE SHOW and several had multiple apperances throughout the night.

This past Monday's episode of RAW saw the following Superstars

Randy Orton
Shane McMahon
Cody Rhodes
Ted DiBiase
Batista
MVP
Vickie Guerrero
Kofi Kingston
Matt Hardy
Santino Marella
Kelly Kelly
Chavo Guerrero
The Big Show
Nikki Bella
Brie Bella
William Regal
Jillian Hall
Festus
The Miz
Mickie James
Maryse
Carlito
Brian Kendrick
John Cena

24 Superstars, 9 fewer than in 1999 and with quite a few appearing in more than one segment during the night. You mean to tell me the moron that's the head writter of RAW couldn't have come up with stuff for more people to do? How about HAVING mangers again so that MORE people can get on TV each week.