Are... you... ready?  Wait, no, let's try that again.  I said, ARE... YOU... READ-Y?  Because if you are, then has DX got the perfect thing for you... their first ever book!  (Get it?  Read-y?  Never mind.)

This completely unauthorized history of the most controversial tag team to ever set foot in WWE is available now, and is tells the story of D-Generation X from its genesis to modern day, from the perspectives of Triple H and Shawn Michaels, your friends at D-Generation X.  Now, I could tell you how great this book is and why you need to own a copy, but let's ask some independent reviewers what they thought instead.

"With all due respect to the Bible, this is the greatest story ever told! (Sorry, Shawn.)" TRIPLE H

"I laughed; I cried; I ran out and bought copies for all friends and family -- the must-read book of the century!" SHAWN MICHAELS

"A complex tale of redemption featuring a pair of modern American heroes embarking on a Homeric journey of self-discovery through an Orwellian dystopia. Oh, and male cheerleaders, too." PAUL LEVESQUE

"If you believe in the magic of Harry Potter -- well, D-X could make his wand disappear by shoving it up his...[rest of quote is censored]!" THE HEARTBREAK KID

"With the diet secrets contained in this book, I managed to lose 250 pounds." THE BIG SHOW

"Pretty good -- but my dad says I'm just as cool as D-Generation X." SHANE McMAHON

"Truly, D-Generation X is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be!" ANONYMOUS CANADIAN WRESTLING LEGEND

So buy your copy today!  Available at WWEshop.com and fine literature retailers near you!