DX was at it again on the December 1 episode of Raw! This time they were hawking the new Official Scale Elimination Chamber!  Take a look at what this puppy features:

• 40 pieces to assemble (Challenging!)
• Comes in its own box (Convenient!)
• Authentic merchandise; real scale 1:1 with the real Elimination Chamber (Unlike those cheap Asian imports where the chamber fits neatly underneath the ring...)
• Nearly two feet in diameter (Almost as big as Hornswoggle!)
• Holds over 85 WWE Superstar action figures! (Doubles as a briefcase!)
  
• A free gift of no-longer-marketable action figures! (Collectible!)
• Some assembly required! (Get to work!)
• Recreate all your favorite matches! (What's this? Rey Mysterio is on the top turnbuckle, oh my! JBL is in for a world of hurt! Mysterio leaps, does a 360 somersault... no, a 540, no, a 1380, and now he's flying off into the kitchen? And he connects with a missile dropkick to Timmy's forehead! What a slobberknocker!)
• An empty box to play with when you're done! (Back to basics!)
  
• All for the discounted price of $104.99! (Affordable!)

But all kidding aside... that is one cool toy.