9:30am  Late for work tries to put on while running down stairs.              

9:45am Gets hand stuck in toster while trying to make toast.

10:00am  Arrives at work 1hour late when walks in door slips on nuclar waste.

11:00am Walks in Radiation chamber without radition suit.

1:45  Leavs work early on main street sees high voltage pole wounders what high voltage tates like.

1:58  Given CPR by boy scout

2:10  After being revived finds penny chases it through traffic

2:30  Talks about no-good Turks while walking by bar welcoming Turkish wrestlers

2:31 Knocked to safty by bus

2: 58  Attends guns for the blind rally

3:15  Newspper stand says there are vitamins in cigretts vowes to get all vitamins from cigretts

3:35 Talks about no-good Turkish women while walking by Moe's bar welcoming Turkish women's wrestling

3:37  Pushed down man hole to saftey

3:50 Finds staplegun tries to staple hat to head

4:15 to 5:12  Falls asleep in pizza oven

5:30  Arrives home safely goes to make some bathtub toast

7:00  Tv goes out so homer goes under to take a look while under Tv falls on him

9:00 Bedtime

1:30am Stops breathing in the middle of the night cat walks him up

 THE END  from #1 smpsons fan FredFred