7:00am  Wakes to what will be the most depressing day of his life

7:10am  His breakfast cerealn does not stay crunchy in milk

7:20am Looking for matching pair of socks spray paints blue one black

7:25am Finds note slipped under door. Neighbours signed petition. All agree he stinks.

7:30am Stands in bath water ready to drop pluged in radio

7:32am Before he can drop redio he hears terrible news: CRABBY   (concerd retirees against booze,bartenders and yodlers

7:45am To mad to think about suicied he sits in tempied bathwater /growles at cockrotch on soap

8:00am Opens bar before work crowed no one comes in not even Barny

8:35am Tv reports overturned Duff truck caused by CRABBY suffuling in/out of traffic. Barny runs around naked couvered in BEER

9:30am  Closes tavern until later.  As he walks to his car he is spotted by angry CRABBY protesters.He hops in his car, easily outruns electric scooters and walkers, only to discover backseat smashed and tyres deflated.  

10:00am  Walks to soup kitchen to finish reading book to homeless.  Today: The study conclusion of the Da Vinci Code.  As he reads he is suddently shocked to discover the last 20 pages of the book is ripped out  Pretends to read, improved ending, based on movie he saw about Da Vinci.

10:30am  Smelly vagrant ex-movie reviewer reveals Moe faking the Da Vinci Code ending, adding scenes from old movie 3 stooges 4versus Da Vinci.  Moe escapes angry homeless mob, is pelted by shoes, spoons, wooden crosses, tepid bowls of soup of the day

10:45am  Staggers to nearby park, lays down under tree, rests head against trunk, looks like depressed Charlie Brown.......albeit troll-like.

11:00am  Officers Lou/Eddie aproach on park patrol/arrest Moe for vagrancy/possiboe squirrel abuse.

11:30am  Joins naked, sloppily sentimental Barney in slammer.  Hugged repeatedly, h tries to escape down toilet.

12:00pm  eleased with citations for loitering/impersonating "Peanuts" character.  Chief Wiggum allows Barney to leave wearing police uniforn, as long as he proises to return it very soon.

12:30pm Returnes to tavern to fined it blocked by unuraly CRABBY. Barny attemps to disband saniors with new cop powers

12:45pm Snecks into tavern through ground level celler window shreds bow tie on broken glass.

12:50pm Disstressed to discover prana bag sprung a leak FEARS smuglling pfofit lose.

1:00pm CRABBY has turned off water, Moe can not  fill other plastic bag, puts paranas in toilet.

1:15pm Opens delivery recived yesterday. Incorrect shipment insted of 151 of rum recives 151 of regular rum and insted of frou-frou umbrelias recived big umbrellas

1:30pm Barflies Sam/Larry fight their way into bar with wounded Barney. Larry pours rum on wounds Barny then drinks 3 bottles of rum.

1:35pm Moe relises wast of rum. Colossel tug 'o' war takes place.

2:00pm A Cursing Moe wipes up pools of rum

2:30pm Group of dameds come in order troipical drinks. They flee after Moe tries to put in real umbrellas in glass

3:00pm Tavern gores willing to go through picket line begin to fill bar.

4:45pm CRABBY mambers identifi Moe as a bartender. Soon they have him boxed in.

5:00 to 10:00 last frw houres are hazy Moe wakes up in dumpster.

10:30pm Returnes home sees picture of maggie says Life is good 

9:30am  Late for work tries to put on while running down stairs.              

9:45am Gets hand stuck in toster while trying to make toast.

10:00am  Arrives at work 1hour late when walks in door slips on nuclar waste.

11:00am Walks in Radiation chamber without radition suit.

1:45  Leavs work early on main street sees high voltage pole wounders what high voltage tates like.

1:58  Given CPR by boy scout

2:10  After being revived finds penny chases it through traffic

2:30  Talks about no-good Turks while walking by bar welcoming Turkish wrestlers

2:31 Knocked to safty by bus

2: 58  Attends guns for the blind rally

3:15  Newspper stand says there are vitamins in cigretts vowes to get all vitamins from cigretts

3:35 Talks about no-good Turkish women while walking by Moe's bar welcoming Turkish women's wrestling

3:37  Pushed down man hole to saftey

3:50 Finds staplegun tries to staple hat to head

4:15 to 5:12  Falls asleep in pizza oven

5:30  Arrives home safely goes to make some bathtub toast

7:00  Tv goes out so homer goes under to take a look while under Tv falls on him

9:00 Bedtime

1:30am Stops breathing in the middle of the night cat walks him up

 THE END  from #1 smpsons fan FredFred