It was great! 72,744 fans in attendance at the Reliant Stadium in Houston! Anyway, 3 titles out of 5 changed hands! A STREAK LIVES ON! WHAT A DAY!
MATCH HIGHLIGHTS WITH MY COMMENTS ATTACHED:
1) Carlito and Primo def. John Morrison and The Miz via Backstabber on Morrsion from Primo to become the 1st ever unified WWE Tag Team Champions, even though they now have 2 Tag Team Title Reigns!
2) CM Punk kicked Kane off the ladder to become the 1st back-to-back MITB Winner, TWICE IS NICE! I HOPE HE BECOMES A 3-TIME TOP CHAMPION! He has ECW + World Heavyweight Title reigns anyway!
3) Santino in a drag outfit, a.k.a. SANTINA, just eliminated Beth and Melina to become Miss WrestleMania in a DIVA Battle Royal, WHAT A DISHONOR! That is the reason why men dressing up as women, who are not in TV business to entertain, MAKES ME WANT TO KILL! STAY AWAY FROM ME!
4) Chris Jericho eliminated 3 WWE Hall of Famers, so what? YOU COULD NOT EVEN GET UP FROM A KO PUNCH FROM MICKEY ROURKE! WHAT AN A**HOLE YOU ARE!
5) Matt Hardy has bested his brother, Jeff Hardy, in his extreme environment after a Twist of Fate on a steel chair, personal but exhilirating; anyway, I like BOTH Hardys very much!
6) The high-flying Rey Mysterio has become Intercontinental Champion in 21 seconds after a 619 + Springboard Splash; however, JBL announced that he QUITS WWE! WHAT A MOMENT! REY PUT JBL OUT OF WORK AGAIN! VIVA REY REY!!
7) After years of soul searching, The Undertaker HAS FINALLY beaten Shawn Michaels in his entire life; thus, making him 17-0 after a Tombstone Piledriver on HBK. ANOTHER MATCH OF THE YEAR INDEED!
8) John Cena has become a 5-time World Champion, 2nd World Heavyweight Championship reign, after Attitude Adjusting (F-U'ing) Edge and Big Show in a Triple Threat Match; anyway, REVENGE IS SWEET! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE LIKE EDGE! THEY GET SCREWED IN THE END! I HOPE YOU WILL NOT BECOME CHAMP AGAIN, EDGE! BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ULTIMATE LOSER!
9) Triple H FINALLY gets his ultimate retribution against Randy Orton, 1 punt kick to the head + 1 sledgehammer shot to the head + 1 Pedigree = REVENGE COMPLETE! TRIPLE H IS STILL WWE CHAMPION! I hope you rest in a hospital, Randy!
Now I can finally relax and prepare myself on The Road To WrestleMania XXVI in Glendale, Phoenix, Arizona. How about you, guys? Where are you headed?