Let me give you, guys, a reason why I also have an I.E.D. like Randy Orton:

Randy Orton gets his I.E.D. ACTIVIATED if experiences PHYSICAL PROVOCATIONS, physically provoked of course; but as for ME, my I.E.D. is ACTIVATED if I SEE, HEAR or FEEL anything GAY or CONTROVERSIAL.

Examples:

1) Edge winning World Titles by being an opportunist. (CONTROVERSIAL)

2) Seeing girly screams from men [Santino screams like a girl though]. (GAY)

4) A guy holding another guy's hand. (GAY)

5) Rappers getting arrested for drugs. (CONTROVERSIAL)

6) John Stuart and Stephen Colbert making useless satire news. (CONTROVERSIAL)

7) Seeing President Barack Obama sing Single Ladies by Beyonce Knowles on YouTube. (CONTROVERSIAL)

8) Countless celebrities and record producers have came out of their closets. (GAY)

9) Perez Hilton's crazy, uncoordinated, sadistic, stupid and f**ked up gossips being said around the U.S. airwaves about celebrities. (CONTROVERSIAL AND GAY)

10) Chris Jericho wanted the legends to quit stealing the spotlight just to make room for himself in the rightful place as the best in the world in his own retarded mind. (CONTROVERSIAL AND GAY)

And you know the rest...

THANK YOU!

P.S. Randy Orton is NOT the only one who I.E.D., but 6 million people, including some in the WWE Universe, have this, for I am here to tell you all that people with worst cases must be respected and not ridiculed (except Randy Orton because he ALMOST makes his attacks intentional), for we are trying to get rid of this illness and become normal again, thank you.