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OMG I'm going to be a daddy.  I'm sssssssssssssssssssssoooooooooooooooo excited right now.  My g/f & myself can hardly wait until January 14th which is the tenative due date.  She is 7 weeks along.  This will be her 1st child, & my 2nd (my son is no longer with us, if you'd really like to know please just ask) but in short he went to be with god shortly after birth on July 18th, 2003.  We both greatly appreciate all the kind words of congratulations we have received so far.  Please feel free to continue sending them.  We have tried to respond to each & everyone personally, but it's taking sometime to do.  So please be patient.  Please don't feel we haven't read, or aren't going to read your message just b/c we haven't responded yet.  We will definately keep everyone updated on everything as we learn more & more.  No we don't know the sex yet.  She is only 7 weeks along, & you can't find that out until at least 18 weeks.  We aren't even sure we want to know yet.  We will have to make the decision at a later date whether to find out or wait & let it be a surprise.

Thank you everyone,

Andrew (H.) & Stephanie

  Ok here is my idea for the WWE to save itself.  Well I don't know about saving itself, but at least this would make it funny, and worth watching each week, while the ship sinks.   

* First off Hornswoggle NEW WWE Champion, I don't care how you do it, but come on anything involving him makes you laugh.   

* Rename the Women's title the Bra & Panties Stripper title.  You make ALL Diva matches & make them, bra & panties matches.   One exception, they start in their bra & panties, & the match ends when all divas but one are completely nude.  Any divas that refuse you fire.  There are plenty of strippers in the world willing to do it.  

* Colin Delaney & Funaki new World Tag Team champs.  Once again who in the world would see that one coming.  Find funny ways for them to keep the titles.   

* World Heavyweight Champion by committee.  Just like in the NFL many teams have a running back by committee.  When there is any indecision regarding a title match, fine whoever is involved is co-champions.  But here is the catch, if either lose the title, the other one is no longer champ either.   Makes for some interesting singles matches.  Oh yeah as long as they are co-champions neither can challenge the other for sole title of champion.  

 * ECW World title, only defended in real extreme matches.  I am talking like true ring of fire (set the son of a b**ch on fire).  Last one still standing in ring is the winner.   

* Bring in real American athletes once a year, & let them compete for the right to be called "United States Champion."  All WWE wrestlers are elligible, but must compete in the events right along side the other athletes.

Hey not saying they are realistic, or even funny.  But they would ALL make the WWE a lot more entertaining to watch then Regal turning off the lights, Vickie Hoe stripping Taker of the title, Edge of his clothes, & the fans of their dignity (oh wait that is just WWE television in general).  But I got to tell you, if we were seeing stuff like this every week on Raw, ECW, SD, & the PPVs, I can tell you the ratings would be much higher then they are now.  Why?  B/c we want to be entertained.  Not have our intellegence questioned.  I can tell you honestly I would be willing to pay $40 a month to see this stuff on PPV anyday, over the stuff we get now.

H.

OMG this is hilarious, wait for it people it pays off.

This site removed my picture with Raven this morning, in which he was flipping off the camera.  Now i am confused, this is inappropriate for my picture, but it was perfectly fine for the WWE to show Stone Cold for the last 12 years doing this exact thing?  Isn't this a little hypocritical?  Raven was an employee of the WWE at the time of the pic.  Please someone help me out here.  To understand this.

H.