At the conclusion of Monday Night Raw for October 26, NASCAR racers and guest hosts Joey Lagano and Lyle Butch took the liberty of booking the main event for Survivor Series 2009, pitting John Cena against Raw's top contenders for the WWE title in a triple threat match—that's right, against Triple H and Shawn Michaels.

While the prospect of a title shot for both members of D-Generation X is no doubt exciting and bound to be a fantastic match, championship gold has a history of coming between partners; even DX themselves in years gone by.  Thus it will be the policy of the D-Generates group going forward to not play favorites and simply encourage good sportsmanship.  Whether it's Triple H or HBK who defeats John Cena, there can only be one WWE Champion—and we encourage both Shawn and Hunter to rise above the temptation to dissolve their friendship in order to stay in pursuit of the championship belt.

Wilkes-Barre, PA—October 5, 2009

Hot off the heels of Hell in a Cell, DX came to Wilkes-Barre looking for a new challenge, and it looks like they found it.  Courtesy of the night's guest host, Pittsburgh Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger, DX found themselves in the main event of the night, across the ring from the Undisputed Tag Team Champions, Chris Jericho & The Big Show.

Both teams were less than 24 hours removed from their respective battles at Hell in a Cell, but in spite of this, they pummeled each other in and out of the ring until Jericho and The Big Show had had enough.  With The Big Show out of commission somewhere in the front row, and Chris Jericho cornered by DX (not unlike Cody Rhodes the night prior), Jericho left the ring and headed up the ramp, intending to take a countout loss.  That wasn't to be, however, as Jericho was cut off at the pass by Ben Roethlisberger and the offensive line of the Pittsburgh Steelers, giving Jericho no option but to be "escorted" back to the ring by DX.

Within a few short moments, DX had a decisive victory over the tag team champions and celebrated in the ring with the Pittsburgh Steelers' offensive line, as they joined in to give the old DX salute.  With this in mind, D-Generates all around the world have got to be wondering... does this put DX in line for a shot at the Unified Tag Team Championships, and if so, when does it go down?  Amazingly enough, even considering the laundry list of opponents Shawn Michaels & Triple H have been through, they've never reigned as tag team champions together, and maybe it's about time that that little asterisk was wiped away from the history books!

Guess we'll all just have to stay tuned to next week's Raw to catch the fallout.

Are... you... ready?  Wait, no, let's try that again.  I said, ARE... YOU... READ-Y?  Because if you are, then has DX got the perfect thing for you... their first ever book!  (Get it?  Read-y?  Never mind.)

This completely unauthorized history of the most controversial tag team to ever set foot in WWE is available now, and is tells the story of D-Generation X from its genesis to modern day, from the perspectives of Triple H and Shawn Michaels, your friends at D-Generation X.  Now, I could tell you how great this book is and why you need to own a copy, but let's ask some independent reviewers what they thought instead.

"With all due respect to the Bible, this is the greatest story ever told! (Sorry, Shawn.)" TRIPLE H

"I laughed; I cried; I ran out and bought copies for all friends and family -- the must-read book of the century!" SHAWN MICHAELS

"A complex tale of redemption featuring a pair of modern American heroes embarking on a Homeric journey of self-discovery through an Orwellian dystopia. Oh, and male cheerleaders, too." PAUL LEVESQUE

"If you believe in the magic of Harry Potter -- well, D-X could make his wand disappear by shoving it up his...[rest of quote is censored]!" THE HEARTBREAK KID

"With the diet secrets contained in this book, I managed to lose 250 pounds." THE BIG SHOW

"Pretty good -- but my dad says I'm just as cool as D-Generation X." SHANE McMAHON

"Truly, D-Generation X is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be!" ANONYMOUS CANADIAN WRESTLING LEGEND

So buy your copy today!  Available at WWEshop.com and fine literature retailers near you!